How do I get THC out of my piss/blood/hair ASAP

[clearheaded]

yup 2 months is plenty.. a buddy just ran and drank a bunch for 7 days and passed and was a heavy smoker. (low body fat high metabolism guy though).

1. fake piss works some are better than others just get the larger volume ones. I kept one on me at all times before I realized no ones gives a FUCK, but just incase they came through and tested people as can be policy under certain circumstances.
2. try and take a huge pee prior to going in, take b vitamin an creatine (as they test for creatine levels to make sure its a "good" sample ie not watered down) and will be acceptable color.
3. say u took aspirin (forget exactly why, I think because can give false positive so have an out?) double check though.

unless for some incident they want to blame on you chances are it will just be dip stick. (u can buy dip sticks and test yourself aswell). and even if gets sent into a lab for true testing at 2 months it would be below.

say u took a Cbd edible if legal there. id say most employers dont truly care, its more of a liability insurance thing.

 

[clearheaded]

lol and dont listen to anyone who thinks they know "for a fact" 1 day, they dont understand what they actually are testing for.. its not THC rather metabolites that last much much longer lol. cocaine can leave in like 30 hrs or so tho, not thc. (fat soluble metabolites stick around, esp if fat like me).

hair test is pretty rare and REALLY want to be going after you. imagine u can get info on if its follicle test or not, 99% are not hair tests in my experience aswell as the lady does testing for pre employment/incendent.. like 5-7-11 panel and if fail some require lab analysis, every company has different protocol certain levels are ok etc. if feel like its a job most of the guys smoke weed, chances are its on the chiller side, and just to be sure ur not a alcoholic or cant stop blow/pills for 5 days to pass.

google Reddits ur friend for hair testing, shave ur body? peroxide? false positive cream, salicylic acid creams thats def a thing? double check that though. also it is rarer esp if unions involved as its "invasive".

 

[pump77]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

You will be clean in urine saliva and blood. Hair stays for months. I suggest wait 30 days after last use shave everything off over 1in. And hopefully new hair will be clean . No guarantees though so if it's really important for hair test they need at least 1in of hair to test I believe just shave it all

 

[fodsod]

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample to check if you consume any drugs

You're probably not going to beat a hair follicle test. My advice is, if you're serious about this, then withdrawal from the process, stop everything for 6 months and then restart the process. You'll only get one shot at that department. Once you're out for drugs, they will never consider your application again.

Not to state the obvious but they are going to polygraph you and ask about drug use. Weed, opiates, harder drugs and PEDS. Also the detectives doing the interviews will be doing online searches looking for anything unusual so MESO or other site's posts may also get pulled. Polygraphs are about detecting deception so a physical response to a partially true answer could fail you

I'm former LE (8 years) and unless the department you're applying to has decided that they only care about drug use in the last 6 months you'll get asked multiple times during the process including the polygraph to see if your answers are consistent. .

I'm aware that my post isn't helping you with the THC issue but I figured maybe you would want to consider all possible fail points as you move forward in the process.

 

[HopHop79]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

You are fine 2 months out. For hair test I would shave all hair 2 weeks or so before testing. Your urine should be fine, but if you want on the day of the test you can drink as much water as possible until you feel the lack of nutrients (you will feel very spacey), have pissed clear 3-4 times, and when you piss for the test it should again be clear. For blood drug screening I’m not sure. Possible phlebotomy asap could help.

I did the water routine for a piss test for my current job almost 2 decades ago and was good. I was smoking up until a week before the piss test and passed. I’ve also had multiple friends do their piss test this way, and not one had an issue other than complaints about trying to drink gallons of water before the test.

 

[HopHop79]

I highly doubt blood or hair follicle testing will be done, unless its for some crazy, top secret, type work. The two most common is urine first then saliva.

Just quit until test, try whatever fabled detox you want and go do the test. I smoked and a week later passed, drinking water and taking Niacin so I know that worked for me

Hair test are very costly. Usually employers don’t want to spend that kind of money.

 

[Rido]

Hair test are very costly. Usually employers don’t want to spend that kind of money.

I feel like for law enforcement in a country like Germany... they probably have the money to do it

 

[GeeCho]

I get hair tested a lot for my current line of work, best advice shave or have someone help you shave your entire body, everything from head to toe. Don't shave until two to three weeks after the last time you smoked, allow two months of growth time afterwards so you don't look guilty before taking a hair follicle test. If you have no hair for them to take they will just mark you down as failed.

Blood: A week after last use

Urine : Depend on body weight/usage the skinner you are the faster it comes out of the fat cells it was stored in, and how much is stored in those fat cells depends on how much you used for the length of time. But two months from last use should be a good amount of time for heavy users both in weight and usage. Also purchase test kits they are cheap use 3 of them to be safe.. And piss before you go in, then drink 3 cups of water and don't give them the start or end of your urine.

 

[Smashshit]

I feel like for law enforcement in a country like Germany... they probably have the money to do it

I applied 20 years ago for my local sheriffs department which is pretty small and they did it even back then. I would assume most pd’s do hair testing and not to mention they all do polygraph testing too and will definitely ask about drug use. At least here in the states they do I know for a fact as I have several friends on multiple different departments.

 

[Trenbologna]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

Most jobs are not going to give you a hair follicle test for weed. Yes drinking water helps but not enough. No shaving your head will not work.

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

Listen to me very carefully...
Drink massive amounts of GATORADE now and up until your drug test. You will never overdose on Gatorade the way you could with water. Wait until you are pissing totally clear then take Riboflavin. Riboflavin is a member of the B family of vitamins (B complex). It's a water-soluble vitamin. Excess amounts are excreted through your kidneys. It makes the urine bright yellow. (Drug testers don't like "clear" urine). Take it a few hours before your drug test. You will test negative. They may ask you to take a second test. Do the same thing. After two negative tests you are home free. Everyone else listen up. I'm the guy who claims to know your best chance at surviving a DNP overdose. (Hemoperfusion, also dantrolene (in the off chance that dantrolene also might help slightly).
Sincerely,
Trenbologna- "A man, who does not exist"

 

[Trenbologna]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

Two last things: ALWAYS use Gatorade zero or Powerade zero for this. Don't chug massive amounts of sugar for absolutely no reason. Also, the reason you won't doe from a gatorade overdose is the same reason you won't die from a water overdose so long as you add salt to the water. That doesn't mean chug gallons of gatorade. A gallon should do. No more then that. Your piss should be clear at that point.
K, good luck.

 

[MFAAS]

• 30-45 days can fail a urine test
• 60-75 days can fail a blood test
• Up to 90 days can fail a hair follicle test

It is also thought that you can get a possible positive hit from a hair follicle just from being around someone else who is smoking fyi in case you’re around others who smoke. Shaving does no good because they will test a hair from your body if you have no hair in your head and even f you shave it remains in the follicle and will show in any new hair that grows in its place also for the same amount of time.

Get a full body wax. Say you're a competitive swimmer.

Gotta wax those pubes, too!

...can they test eyelashes?

 

[Badandy]

Get a md script for marinol.

 

[laclark89]

For urine best bet is get the fake pee or someone's u know is clean and use a glove warmer and strip thermometer, they sell the kit at most smoke shops, for hair they also sell a special shampoo that stips it of the HTC, they also do a mouth swab that u get a special mouth wash for. All the stuff they sell at smoke or head shops.to get out of your blood though I have no idea.

 

[David44]

I'd recommend adding some exercise to your routine, like jogging or cycling. It can help burn fat where THC is stored. Also, include fiber-rich foods to aid detoxification. And remember, stressing won't help, so stay positive and focused. You got this! And if you ever decide to get marijuana again, be sure to check with the doctor and get quality material like cannabis UK. Wishing you all the best in achieving your goal!

Bro I didn’t got the job at law enforcement, they didn’t told me why , they just said no.
Even tho I passed every singe test they put me through, but they probably found shit in my blood.

I started my second studies in Real estate. Fuck law enforcement and fuck them cops. Acab 4life

 

[narta]

Fuck law enforcement and fuck them cops.

Nah man... You are popo now...

 

[BigTomJ]

Bro I didn’t got the job at law enforcement.

Fuck law enforcement and fuck them cops. Acab 4life

Sounds like they made the right call.

 

[David44]

bro i could trash talk you so bad now but Millard will probably block me if I start shit here again so I’m gonna accept the garbage you just posted ‍

 

[BigTomJ]

bro i could trash talk you so bad now but Millard will probably block me if I start shit here again so I’m gonna accept the garbage you just posted ‍

hows that 20g suicide cycle going for you?

 

[laclark89]

Bro I didn’t got the job at law enforcement, they didn’t told me why , they just said no.
Even tho I passed every singe test they put me through, but they probably found shit in my blood.

I started my second studies in Real estate. Fuck law enforcement and fuck them cops. Acab 4life

Stuff only stays in ur blood for like 24hrs what kind of idiot would go into a test with shit still in there blood?

Studying and applying your self to be something that u really wana be but fail then bash the people that u wanted to become, tells alot about your self.