How do I get THC out of my piss/blood/hair ASAP

I would love to be able to have weed again but because of work im not allowed. The delta 8 will fail a test just like regular weed or delta 9. They have hcc and hhc-o i believe it is. I have heard these wont fail as long as it a reliable company. Does anyone know much about this?
 
Stuff only stays in ur blood for like 24hrs what kind of idiot would go into a test with shit still in there blood?

Studying and applying your self to be something that u really wana be but fail then bash the people that u wanted to become, tells alot about your self.
It can be detect in your piss for up to 30 gays. Hair for up to 90 days. Blood up to 30 for heavy users.I have known many people at my last job that tested positive way over 24 hours later. Most employers don't do blood tests.
 
I have had weed in my piss for 3 months after quitting. Im also very lean. There's a bunch of factors that go into this. Im curious about the hhc products
 
they will likely all pop as its metabolites that are tested. even 100% pure Cbd will pop as conversions happen, small amount of thc is produced in ur stomach acid and will give positive.. the HHC is hydrogenated delta 8/9 iirc so will metabolize into same things they test for.

also even cbd isolate contains small amounts of the aswell.
 
I have freinds that like to party once in a while and work for unions that are known for random testing. all urine tests, they tell me they wont go to work without they're fake bottle of pee with temp strip and glove warmer rubber banded to it. Its not like parole they dont look at ur junk while u piss. I have heard of jobs doing hair and saliva tests only pre employment,and and never blood enless u wana be a cop or some shit.
 
The fake pee does work but i just get tired of the stress of randoms at work or if something happens. Then if i fail it will be hard to find another job for the type of work i do. Easy to get a job i get offers every week but if i failed i dont think it would be easy in my type of job.
 
Oh I know it works too 100%.

But I don't blame u I wouldent wana risk my livelyhood either, mine is how my kids eat.
I'm more worried about getting injured at work or training.

It's none of my biz but I'm curious know what kind of work it is.
 
I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but there is a scaling effect depending on what is used, concentrates like dab, bho, rso, live rosin, and vape oils can stay in your system up to 120 days, compared to just bud which can stay in hair for up to 60 days. Lots of water and Niacin will help clean up with occasional use, but you should self test with the kits from CVS/ Walgreens ect. to be sure. I've heard of people heavily bleaching out their hair and then recoloring it to their natural tone.
 
Oh I know it works too 100%.

But I don't blame u I wouldent wana risk my livelyhood either, mine is how my kids eat.
I'm more worried about getting injured at work or training.

It's none of my biz but I'm curious know what kind of work it is.
Im a aircraft mechainic. If im helping moving the plane, or just something that takes more if something gets damage everyone usually gets tested. Then im pretty sure it follows for 3 years i believe.
 
Fuck that’s crazy
Yup i got laid off. I wanted out of that type of work so i tried to work other places and couldnt make good money. During this time i would smoke weed everyday. Then i just went back into aviation work and worked 12hr days with this bottle strapped on my incase. I would test myself all the time with 50ng test kit and 15ng test kits. Finally after 3 months i didnt need to carry it any longer. Like i said im very lean and active. But if you have some in your system i would pee on the way or before the test then pound some water and thats when i would pee in the cup.
 
Yup i got laid off. I wanted out of that type of work so i tried to work other places and couldnt make good money. During this time i would smoke weed everyday. Then i just went back into aviation work and worked 12hr days with this bottle strapped on my incase. I would test myself all the time with 50ng test kit and 15ng test kits. Finally after 3 months i didnt need to carry it any longer. Like i said im very lean and active. But if you have some in your system i would pee on the way or before the test then pound some water and thats when i would pee in the cup.
Yeah I just quit cannabis use after 15 years of daily use. The last few years eating/smoking/dabbing it. I have lost 50lbs over the last 2 years and have been my leanest ever (12%) for most of this year. Have to pass a test in December to get into a school program. Not sure if 60 days will be enough now.

I’m super active 25000 steps a day, maintenance calories are high like 3500 and I’m 6ft 190 now with top two rows of abs and striations in my chest. I’m running quite a bit of hgh to stimulate fat cell metabolism and staying in a slight calorie deficit until the week of when I will pig out to stop my fat stores from metabolizing thc metabolites in my urine.

Taking gear as well l, just test and masteron to help with the cutting.

I was using probably a gram of ThC per day added up across all mediums. I was taking Tren and weed kept me sane.

Will also try to fudge the test by taking creatine, b vitamins and diluting my sample but not sure it will be enough. May have to try the fake piss idk. Kind of a bummer as it will push me back a year from my career change but it is what it is, I made my bed so I’ll deal with the consequences.
 
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Yeah I just quit cannabis use after 15 years of daily use. The last few years eating/smoking/dabbing it. I have lost 50lbs over the last 2 years and have been my leanest ever (12%) for most of this year. Have to pass a test in December to get into a school program. Not sure if 60 days will be enough now.

I’m super active 25000 steps a day, maintenance calories are high like 3500 and I’m 6ft 190 now with top two rows of abs and striations in my chest. I’m running quite a bit of hgh to stimulate fat cell metabolism and staying in a slight calorie deficit until the week of when I will pig out to stop my fat stores from metabolizing thc metabolites in my urine.

Taking gear as well l, just test and masteron to help with the cutting.

Will also try to fudge the test by taking creatine, b vitamins and diluting my sample but not sure it will be enough. May have to try the fake piss idk. Kind of a bummer as it will push me back a year from my career change but it is what it is, I made my bed so I’ll deal with the consequences.
Buy some test kits on amazon. I know the ones i have test good. Then no question if you will fail or not. You could be clean everyone is different and there is a lot of factors that go into it. I couldnt believe it took me that long. I was using a lot and it was strong stuff.
 
niacin is not used to flush its used as a cover for watered down urine.

the lady does tests and buddy had pure water urine and still popped... not sure if peed 2 times before or smoked the day before or what.. but no issues with the creatine check..
 
Buy some test kits on amazon. I know the ones i have test good. Then no question if you will fail or not. You could be clean everyone is different and there is a lot of factors that go into it. I couldnt believe it took me that long. I was using a lot and it was strong stuff.
I appreciate your input. Yeah I guess I’m a functional drug addict of sorts. I had opiate like withdrawals when I quit the edibles dabbing and rso.

Oh well, all we can do is try and leverage all the knowledge and tools we have and exercise some discipline and abstain.

My insurance has a subsidy that I can use towards lab drug testing so I’m gonna go pee in a cup in 45 days and have the lab analyze it and see exactly how far from the cut off I am.
 
id be careful with that as the results likely will be shared with ur insurance company..
Lol you have no idea what you’re talking about. Private lab, I have an HSA card i literally buy my brewing supplies and all my injection hardware with. If they knew and shared it with anyone I wouldn’t have to worry about working because it would be a massive HIPPA violation and a lawsuit. Stay in your lane buddy
 
interesting, as here the lady works at testing occupational place does testing and whoever pays for test gets results... I figured HSA was FROM your insurance company, not a personal account that is just a tax free account from my understanding.... but sounds like insurance isn't paying...also would not be a violation as disclosing what insurance is used for is part of how it works, insurance doesn't give money for anything, and they obv have to keep track of claims.
 
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