Spooby
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I failed
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possible drug screen fail need ideas
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Well, shit.
What does this mean?
Fired? Warning? Something in between?
What does this mean?
Fired? Warning? Something in between?
What exactly did they say? Did you fail for weed or on your prescription stuff?
GrizzlyMint
Member
Sorry to hear man hope everything ends up OK
Spooby
Member
It's in process at the moment... Idk what executive is going to do just yet. My boss is on my side, I explained everything to him, I think he's gone to speak with the CEO about it. They jumped on it fast this morning... best case scenario I was told was weekly drug screening, which I would agree with. Worst case, I'm canned. I do have some preparation for that... I'll pull through either way, there's just going to be the easy way or the hard one
Well, if they're even considering the weekly testing option, then they must like you. And your boss is gonna try his best to keep you.
Hopefully he's got some means of showing the powers that be that you are a decent employee and worth keeping.
Needless to say, keep your nose clean from now on! Good luck, Bro.
D-Ballin
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Good luck man.
Switcher
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Guess you are going cold turkey huh?
CdnGuy
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Sorry to hear this news man. But by the sounds of it you have support at work. And here man! Been in your exact position so I can relate. Feel free to drop me a line with any questions or concerns you may have in the future.
Only advice, if you enjoy your work and want to continue there. Stay open minded and try not use the word NO if probation is asked of you.They will lean more towards lay off or termination. GL
Only advice, if you enjoy your work and want to continue there. Stay open minded and try not use the word NO if probation is asked of you.They will lean more towards lay off or termination. GL
Spooby
Member
I got fired....
Fuck. Sorry, man 
master.on
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Sorry to hear that
learn from your mistakes and move on
learn from your mistakes and move on
Sdryx
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I'm sorry to bump this post and bring back some bad memories. However, I have info for everyone that will hopefully be of use... (Please note that I did not read any of the 8 pages. I simply screened through and saw the unfortunate result. So sorry if I missed something)
My father ran some jails in NYS. He was a Lieutenant in multiple maximum security prisons (second in risk only to a super max prison). He also literally ran the drug testing program. Including very high level drug testing equipment. I'm not talking about the card that you stick in a cup. I'm talking about the pee that gets sent to a lab. Only, he supervised the lab.
Ok so this is how you can pass ANY drug test. I don't care what it is. All you need is 24 hours notice and you are passing. 12 hours notice and you are likely to pass. 6 hours notice.... Well, you can but you better have a strong stomach.
In a prison, they guarantee to catch you, because they isolate you from drinking water for 6 hours before the test. They lock you in an area with no water and you can get only very small cups to satisfy your thirst. What this does is make your urine concentrated, which increases your chances of failing a test.
The test IS NOT absolute. It is detecting a level above a certain amount. Think of it like having above normal test levels. If you are above a certain level, they know you fail. If you are below a certain level, it is called margin of error or something like that. You can only fail if you test ABOVE a certain level. So the solution is to simply dilute your urine.
So the trick is, since you are not locked up or isolated from water, is to CHUG WATER like crazy for 24 hours. By chug like crazy, I mean like on a level where you puke you drink so much. Or near puke. You should be doing a COMPLETELY FULL PISS every 30 minutes for 24 hours. And yes, you must wake up at least every hour through the night to pee and chug another gallon. On your way to work, you will pull off to the side of the road because you can't get there in time you have to pee so bad. Then when you get to work, you almost piss yourself as you run to the bathroom. The entire time you should be worried that you are going to die of water poisoning because you are drinking so much water. Maybe not so much die but you should feel very uncomfortable. You will FEEL the water saturate your ENTIRE body. It is a very strange sensation, really.
If you do this, I PROMISE YOU, you will pass your test. I have passed many tests for weed. I need weed for my anxiety. I smoke a lot. Have for the last 15 years. I have never ever failed a drug test and would never be worried if I had at least 24hrs notice.
This is not bro science. This was taught to me by my dad who worked in maximum security jails as a Lieutenant for 35 years. Who also supervised the drug testing program to catch drug smugglers in maximum security prisons. I doubt your job will ever be as strict as what my dad ran. I'm grateful to have this knowledge.
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CdnGuy
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I agree with diluting your urine as the best method. But your suggestion to drink water til you feel the need to puke.Is completely reckless and can be potentially fatal. So use some caution and common sense when recommending things dude.
Sdryx
Member
I agree. Sorry if it sounded reckless. However, I don't know OP or his financial situation or his need to put food on the table for children maybe.
What I have provided is a proven method which works. Use common sense. I have done this MANY times successfully only feeling uncomfortable.
Anyone please tell me someone you know PERSONALLY that has died from water poisoning...
YMMV. Be safe! Keep your jobs by not doing bad things in the first place.
CdnGuy
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Well OP was given this advice but unfortunately his test was on the spot! So this method was not an option. And to say tell me of anyone who's has died from water poisoning is irrelevant. Why? Because the only one's who would be CHUGGING mass amounts of water are the people trying to cheat the test 
So if some young kid on here reads your comment. If he doesn't know the effects of too much water on the kidneys , he could fuck himself up. All I'm saying....
So if some young kid on here reads your comment. If he doesn't know the effects of too much water on the kidneys , he could fuck himself up. All I'm saying....
Sdryx
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Well OP was given this advice but unfortunately his test was on the spot! So this method was not an option. And to say tell me of anyone who's has died from water poisoning is irrelevant. Why? Because the only one's who would be CHUGGING mass amounts of water are the people trying to cheat the test
I completely understand and am glad that you have pointed this out. Something I should have explained as well. There is a level of risk involved. Just wanted to share my experience. Some people have the kind of jobs or are going to get the kind of job where this risk may be worth it.
I didn't mean it was irrelevant, I meant it is more difficult than most people think. I personally felt it would be very difficult to get water poisoning as I drank to a point where my body literally stopped me. Not saying it's impossible, but I think it is harder than most people think to get water poisoning. I drank an ungodly amount of water and felt pretty ok. Just uncomfortable.
I would do this again without second thought, but as you mentioned, caution and common sense must be used. As with all things in life.
CdnGuy
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All good man I'm not starting shit. But speaking from experience. My career and lively hood was on the line and I freaked out. Did exactly what you said. Drank SHIT loads of water. So much I actually got "water drunk", even though I knew the risks. I did it because of the possible dismissal. Pretty scary and stupid that my own common sense went right out the window. Once the fear of termination set in 
Sdryx
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All good man I'm not starting shit. But speaking from experience. My career and lively hood was on the line and I freaked out. Did exactly what you said. Drank SHIT loads of water. So much I actually got "water drunk", even though I knew the risks. I did it because of the possible dismissal. Pretty scary and stupid that my own common sense went right out the window. Once the fear of termination set in
It's all good man! Everything we do here on this board carries risks so it's good to get the facts out there so people can make educated decisions with their health.
I'm glad you pointed out the risks that you did.
CdnGuy
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Only did because my dumb ass made that mistake! Lol
