possible drug screen fail need ideas

[Spooby]

I guess I'll just have a blow out weekend. If I passed I passed. If I failed, I failed. I'll keep my piss diluted 24/7 starting Sunday night, wake up early Monday and every day after that and consume a gallon before going into work, then constantly drink more and eat fatty foods all week. If I passed, I won't hear shit. If I failed, I'll either get fired or asked to retest, and I'll pass it if that happens... cheers to all the water I'm going to be ingesting..might as well start tonight actually. I've already two gallons today

 

[CdnGuy]

Just be careful man. I was so panicked my first test because I had just smoked. That I got water drunk!!!! So stupid of me.

 

[RandallNowan]

When there's no chance of a test, so... Weekend? You want to eat fuck all, have coffee, exercise, sauna, etc... Get it out of you. Then on Sunday? day before work, revert to high fat, water and vitamins.... Keep it in you! You dig?

 

[Trapmonster]

I guess I'll just have a blow out weekend. If I passed I passed. If I failed, I failed. I'll keep my piss diluted 24/7 starting Sunday night, wake up early Monday and every day after that and consume a gallon before going into work, then constantly drink more and eat fatty foods all week. If I passed, I won't hear shit. If I failed, I'll either get fired or asked to retest, and I'll pass it if that happens... cheers to all the water I'm going to be ingesting..might as well start tonight actually. I've already two gallons today

Make sure u get a couple good pisses out of u initially. Those will be the ones with the higher concentration of metabolites.by ur third or fourth piss after each gallon consumption it should have less thc in it. A lot of vitamnin b to keep ur piss yellow, otherwise itll come out clear

 

[RandallNowan]

Indeed. And get the piss in the bottle to be "mid stream". So piss in toilet, then in bottle, then finish in toilet.
Bottle, cup, whatever.

 

[TheDozer]

There was a story on one of the boards a few months ago.

Guy claimed he kept a bottle of clean piss on him 24/7. Said he stocked them up in the freezer.

Someone dubbed him the Piss Ninja. Never the less, the dude put a ton of effort into masking his Ganga habit

 

[CdnGuy]

Problem with brining in clean piss, is it has to match the right temp each time. Too stressful, diluting is the easiest solution imo.
Edit- OP you want yellow piss? Slam 2 monster energy drinks.

 

[D-Ballin]

I guess I'll just have a blow out weekend. If I passed I passed. If I failed, I failed. I'll keep my piss diluted 24/7 starting Sunday night, wake up early Monday and every day after that and consume a gallon before going into work, then constantly drink more and eat fatty foods all week. If I passed, I won't hear shit. If I failed, I'll either get fired or asked to retest, and I'll pass it if that happens... cheers to all the water I'm going to be ingesting..might as well start tonight actually. I've already two gallons today

Even if you demand and pay for a retest (which you will ), they'll be retesting the same sample. They don't let you piss twice. Smoke up, done is done.

 

[Spooby]

Yeah I had a little last night with the ole' lay and fucked her brains out 4 times... ready to face my fate today I suppose. I'm awaiting that damn phone call. And I could swear I pissed at least twice before the test, I had slammed a monster that morning and I think I ate. I don't remember much of it. :/ just remember my piss was a bit dark due to poor water intake but it wasn't my dirtiest piss. So who knows man....

 

[Spooby]

Indeed. And get the piss in the bottle to be "mid stream". So piss in toilet, then in bottle, then finish in toilet.
Bottle, cup, whatever.

I somewhat did this, not sure it helped anything

 

[ThE SiCkNeSs]

If my company fired every person that smokes weed, there literally wouldn't be a single person working for us.


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[Spooby]

Here's round 1.
Round 2 same thing in 2 hours. Fatty foods galore. Think I'll start with Mexican. If I have even a 2% chance of getting caught but getting to retake it, I'm fuckin passing it.

 

[Gramps]

Don't forget - if you do pass the drug test the next thing you need to do is get all up in your weed dealer's ass!

 

[Spooby]

Don't forget - if you do pass the drug test the next thing you need to do is get all up in your weed dealer's ass!

Haha what do you mean? I'll go buy more. Next time I'll know what I need to do when I randomly get asked to go to see human resources without an explanation. Going to stay extremely hydrated for a few months, probably will need to add salt here and there... I've got a few more hours in the work day today, I think if nothing happens by the time I get off, I'm safe, but will keepmyself ready just incase. SDilution seems to be the way to go in my situation. I don't have time like others do. I'd have time to chug the fuck out if some water beforehand. Gonna start waking up early every morning and at least piss 3 times before even going to work... I need more weed. Sex is too good with my freak of a girlfriend to ever give it up again. I can handle all the water and shit every day.... just wish I knew already whether I failed or passed.

 

[CdnGuy]

OP question when you get asked to be tested is it on the spot? If so that's kinda crazy to think you will always piss clean imo. I had 24hrs notice. So it gave me the time to sweat & hydrate. Be careful....

 

[Seven]

Haha what do you mean? I'll go buy more. Next time I'll know what I need to do when I randomly get asked to go to see human resources without an explanation. Going to stay extremely hydrated for a few months, probably will need to add salt here and there... I've got a few more hours in the work day today, I think if nothing happens by the time I get off, I'm safe, but will keepmyself ready just incase. SDilution seems to be the way to go in my situation. I don't have time like others do. I'd have time to chug the fuck out if some water beforehand. Gonna start waking up early every morning and at least piss 3 times before even going to work... I need more weed. Sex is too good with my freak of a girlfriend to ever give it up again. I can handle all the water and shit every day.... just wish I knew already whether I failed or passed.

Every time I get an alert that you posted I'm thinking this is it...Lol

 

[Gramps]

Haha what do you mean?

I mean if the weed is so weak as to pass a drug test, he owes you some good shit!

 

[Spooby]

Haha my chicks the one that gets it, it's strong shit. Couple hits off a pinch hitter is plenty. That plus a high amount of gear I'm on and her kinky mind... holy fuck lol and I still haven't heard anything... I may be in the clear guys. Idk how, but it's looking possible. And yes @CdnGuy it's on the spot. Basically got told I had to go sign some paperwork in HR, I show up, one of the assistants immediately locked eyes and it was a done deal as soon as they saw me. I could not escape. I want expecting it, which was foolish of me. But I'll be damned if I passed that test somehow and some random citizen didn't have something to do with it. Like maybe one of the lab techs went "ya know, it's weed, he got popped randomly, that's unconstitutional, he seems like a good guy and I don't think anyone should lose their job over a little weed. Fuck it, he passes."

 

[CdnGuy]

Hahahaha please tell me your stoned right now bro? They don't give out a free pass!!!! Lol On the spot testing would sketch me out. I would probably go clean if my job was on the line.

 

[Eman]

"ya know, it's weed, he got popped randomly, that's unconstitutional, he seems like a good guy and I don't think anyone should lose their job over a little weed. Fuck it, he passes."

I need to get ahold some of the shit you're smoking dude lol...

I do hope it works out for you but if it does it won't be because of someone taking pity on you for popping hot. Do not expect to get away with smoking regularly by keeping your urine diluted all the time in drinking lots of water everyday either.