went on a blind date tonight..

[big louie]

my buddies wife set it up,, said she looks like J-Lo...

J-Lo my ass!! well,,,,,, her ass was the only resemblance, boy was it big, bigger than J-Lo's...

Not even attracted to J-Lo so I'm not even sure why I went???

this is my 3rd blind date in my life and its my last..


well i'm going to cry in my beer right now.. c-ya..

 

[Bob Smith]

Next time you should try a girl that can see.

 

[Grizzly]

There goes my joke, except for the best part... if he went out with a girl who could see, he'd never get the date to begin with, Bob.

 

[Bob Smith]

I had thought of that, too. Hes in a no-win situation. The best he could do is try to get in good with her seeing-eye dog and work that angle.

 

[Desibaba]

What was that chick like? How come u didnt like her?

 

[big louie]

you're probably right..

 

[Bob Smith]

What was that chick like? How come u didnt like her?

She was Paki. Just messin with ya, bro.

 

[Grizzly]

LMFAO!!!!

I think it he summed it up in the "she was big" part, Desi.

Personally, I'd have taken her fat ass home and fucked the dogshit out of it, but that's just my fuck anything that moves attitude for you.

 

[Desibaba]

why are all u guys against big chicks anyway? First off pussy is pussy and secondly fatties have more cushion for the pushin.Check this out.Id pay to tap that phat ass.

 

[Grizzly]

Because lean is far more attractive. Don't get me wrong, I've dated some big girls, but the lean ones are much hotter.

Also, what the hell does the cushion have to do with the pushing? Nothing.

I thought you didn't like white girls, Desi. That's what you told, Bob. That girl is ugly and fat. Look at her arms.

With that said, I wouldn't tell her no. In fact, if I was drunk, I'd talk to her on purpose because I'd expect her fat ass to be easy.

 

[Bob Smith]

I would hire that chick to clean my house and nothing more.

"More cushion for the pushin" was a saying in high school that the jackoffs used when they couldnt score a better piece of ass.

 

[Desibaba]

Because lean is far more attractive. Don't get me wrong, I've dated some big girls, but the lean ones are much hotter.

Also, what the hell does the cushion have to do with the pushing? Nothing.

I thought you didn't like white girls, Desi. That's what you told, Bob. That girl is ugly and fat. Look at her arms.

With that said, I wouldn't tell her no. In fact, if I was drunk, I'd talk to her on purpose because I'd expect her fat ass to be easy.

I dont like white girls? what gave u that idea.I dont give a shit if someone is white,black,hispanic or oriental or whatever.As long as she is not a bitch and has a nice rack im up for it.You only live once.Might as well pork as many different chicks as you can.

 

[Bob Smith]

I dont like white girls? what gave u that idea.I dont give a shit if someone is white,black,hispanic or oriental or whatever.As long as she is not a bitch and has a nice rack im up for it.You only live once.Might as well pork as many different chicks as you can.

Thats the Muslim spirit!

 

[Desibaba]

Lol.Dont tell oldtimer i said that.I dont think he would be very happy to see one of us saying that.Remember im a good muslim

 

[thick]

sorry to hear about the date BL. Let me guess what really happened. She was hot as fuck. Everything was going great. Than you told her your age and she split. Is this pretty close? That damn bday of yours haunts u again

 

[big louie]

well my married buddies are the only ones giving me crap about getting married, you know how it goes misery loves company..

Wanna know the kicker! this is no lie,, I live in a big city and this chicks brother is a cop there and his jurisdiction is right where she lives. We end up going to a bar around the corner from her place.. Anyway during our conversation she told me how her bro always makes rounds by her house during the night, the fucker even brakes out the spot light and shines it around the house.. no sooner did she mention that i see a roller slowly creep by the bar we were in.. It was probably her jerkoff brother, there is no way I'm getting rapped up in some over protective pig brother in the same city i live and work in.. FUCK THAT!!

besides she was 16" shorter than me and the top of her head wasn't even flat...

 

[crewboss]

well my married buddies are the only ones giving me crap about getting married, you know how it goes misery loves company..

Wanna know the kicker! this is no lie,, I live in a big city and this chicks brother is a cop there and his jurisdiction is right where she lives. We end up going to a bar around the corner from her place.. Anyway during our conversation she told me how her bro always makes rounds by her house during the night, the fucker even brakes out the spot light and shines it around the house.. no sooner did she mention that i see a roller slowly creep by the bar we were in.. It was probably her jerkoff brother, there is no way I'm getting rapped up in some over protective pig brother in the same city i live and work in.. FUCK THAT!!

besides she was 16" shorter than me and the top of her head wasn't even flat...

LOL big L, I've was "set up" once, bitch had wooden teeth and a kickstand. that shit never works! yours sounds like part cone head part knome.

 

[Chip Bronson]

blind dates can be cool. it can go either way really. if she turns out to be hot, well, you're half-way there. if she's a freak, you can put on your 'sicko, ill, foul and depraved' persona and fuck with her to no end. or till she leaves the place of your date....

btw, if i was told she looked like j-lo, i'd accept the date and then i would not show up... but that's just me.

 

[thick]

all u need is a cop brother in law ha ha that is the blind date from hell

 

[Bob Smith]

sorry to hear about the date BL. Let me guess what really happened. She was hot as fuck. Everything was going great. Than you told her your age and she split. Is this pretty close? That damn bday of yours haunts u again

No no no....she saw the back hair climbing out of his shirt.