the funniest things youve heard for gaining mass

[andysutils]

I was just wondering the funniest things some people have advised you to gaining mass, even if its your friends or anyone whos said it to you. Heres the classic prooven tips ive been told in my life, wwayyyyyyy before i even knew how to lift a dam bar. Seriously guys, these work, follow some er these and you can forget ever needing AAS lol.

1. just start lifting light weights and do high reps and youll fill out naturally
2. wait till you get past your mid 20s and youll start to bulk out naturally.
3. you should be eating things like pork pies and mcdonalds and cream cakes if you wanna put weight on, not tuna and eggs or chicken.

4. you need to get fat first then turn fat into muscle PMSL (this is my fav one of all time[)][)])

 

[Reinheart]

I was just wondering the funniest things some people have advised you to gaining mass, even if its your friends or anyone whos said it to you. Heres the classic prooven tips ive been told in my life, wwayyyyyyy before i even knew how to lift a dam bar. Seriously guys, these work, follow some er these and you can forget ever needing AAS lol.

1. just start lifting light weights and do high reps and youll fill out naturally
2. wait till you get past your mid 20s and youll start to bulk out naturally.
3. you should be eating things like pork pies and mcdonalds and cream cakes if you wanna put weight on, not tuna and eggs or chicken.

4. you need to get fat first then turn fat into muscle PMSL (this is my fav one of all time[)][)])

Damn bro! I've been told all of these thing several times. Specially the second one.

 

[MrBman]

4. you need to get fat first then turn fat into muscle PMSL (this is my fav one of all time[)][)])

That is by far the best one ive ever heard ...

 

[dennis]

One of the guys I lift with (5'11" 250 plus natural )..told me to gain mass you must masterbate 2x per day..he says it is a way to stimulate your natural testosteron level.He said you need to trick your body into believing you are trying to get every female on earth pregnant. You know what..he is one big son of a gun..although his right bi is 2" larger than his left ![)]

 

[perseverance]

haha, that is hilarious. i wish it was true, i woulda been huge back in the 7th and 8th grade lol

 

[Reinheart]

One of the guys I lift with (5'11" 250 plus natural )..told me to gain mass you must masterbate 2x per day..he says it is a way to stimulate your natural testosteron level.He said you need to trick your body into believing you are trying to get every female on earth pregnant. You know what..he is one big son of a gun..although his right bi is 2" larger than his left ![)]

[)]

 

[bigbench]

The best thing I ever heard was when i was getting ready to cut for my last show and I couldnt get past 315 for the last 4 weeks and a guy I worked with who was literally 300lbs at 45%bf (his gut hung over his lap) told me that I didnt know how to eat to gain size and if I needed his help he would coach me. He then told me the best way to eat is to eat one huge dinner with lots of fats since it had the most cals and then junk food the rest of the day. I said, when i want to look like you, i ll give it a try, lol

 

[role model]

Now for the truth:
The difference between the massive bodybuilder and the mediocre bodybuilder is that the massive one views eating as a JOB (not as a luxury) and that means eating the right things.
You must also do the same in the gym within a specific time frame.

 

[Jaack]

the funniest things youve heard for gaining mass.


Tie a weight to it 3 or 4x a day
Use a pump
Take Extenze

 

[musle mafia]

One of the guys I lift with (5'11" 250 plus natural )..told me to gain mass you must masterbate 2x per day..he says it is a way to stimulate your natural testosteron level.He said you need to trick your body into believing you are trying to get every female on earth pregnant. You know what..he is one big son of a gun..although his right bi is 2" larger than his left ![)]

[)][)][)]That's great man why did I start taking gear when I could have spent the money on porn and lotion

 

[bigdeadweight]

i heard a story once that back stage a kid asked arnie how to get as big as him and arnie said he just blew air into his muscles through his thumb, and then walked off leaving the kid trying to blow through his thumb.

 

[biceps72]

4 raw eggs in AM, 4 raw eggs before bedtime, 4 raw eggs as a snack. in afternoon

 

[bulkman123]

funniest thing i heard was to buy shit from the sales people at GNC

 

[Drea'An]

My cousin told me to by some muscle stacks or something from GNC He used them and had gained some noticeable muscular weight which he still carries to this day. But I had to laugh when he said, "GNC!" "Shit! That used to be my "old school health food store back in the day"! "WHAT"?! We laugh out loud!

 

[andysutils]

why does everyone hate GNC and avoid it like the plague?? i dont get it? not that i shop there anyway

 

[Flex sanchez]

drink a gallon of whole milk and 2 loafs of bread a day ....stupid and i dont wann get fat thought

 

[bobvongule]

"whatever you are currently eating...double it" oh wait, that's the line I give the little guidos at the gym when they ask "yo, uhh how do I big". And yes, you guys can steal my line without having to pay me royalties

 

[Drea'An]

why does everyone hate GNC and avoid it like the plague?? i dont get it? not that i shop there anyway

No one hates the "GNC"! Little does people know if it wasn't for companies like this we all would be ordering from overseas. I love my old health food store. LOL