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Piss test and subbing. Thoughts.

So far so good..
If I still got a job on Friday I'm golden.
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I Fucking passed!!!
Yeah buddy!
Will take pictures of everything used and layout the plan to help all you fuckers tomorrow or Friday.
Thanks everyone!
 
man you have no idea..
one of the balloons was leaking 7 minutes before test and I had wet spots all on my shorts.. I used a napkin outta garbage to rub dry the spots then I put it in between 2 of the layers of tight underwear to absorb the rest and if any more came out.. fuck so many ISSUES..
Glad it's over.
Now I can spend the money I had saved up in case.
Had a few mnths rent put away in case.
Now it's play money.
:D
 
cazper said:
man you have no idea..
one of the balloons was leaking 7 minutes before test and I had wet spots all on my shorts.. I used a napkin outta garbage to rub dry the spots then I put it in between 2 of the layers of tight underwear to absorb the rest and if any more came out.. fuck so many ISSUES..
Glad it's over.
Now I can spend the money I had saved up in case.
Had a few mnths rent put away in case.
Now it's play money.
:D
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At least that's behind you now, in hindsight its probably humorous but i could imagine your blood pressure lmao !!! SPEND SPEND SPEND :)
 
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What I used:

1)Container for piss
2)Glove/s
3)Ketchup/Squeeze bottle
4)Robax ThermaCare..(Or any back and shoulder pain relief patch without medication*)
5)Few pairs of tight underwear (at least 2 with slit in front you can stick a finger through)
6)Punch balloons (These are at dollar store/buck or 2/99cent stores etc.. in party aisle. They are the big ass ones with elastics on them
7)Twist tie/s
8)Baby digital thermometer (Without a beep alarm*)

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How to pull this off:

Step one:
Find someone same gender who doesn't smoke weed, do coke, perks, e, anything, get them to agree to piss in a tupperware or wtf 500ml+ container (Give them the glove) offer them 20 bucks or something..

Step two:
Get the piss to a fridge/freezer or to the balloon for pee pee test.

Step three:(Filling the balloon)
FFS Wear the glove and from far pour the piss over a sink or toilet slowly into the ketchup/squeeze bottle/turkey baster screw on cap and get balloon hold like a beaker and squeeze piss in slowlyish, pinch tip, twist 3 times, put twist tie on tight*(I CAN'T EMPHESIZE THIS ENOUGH I STARTED LEAKING PISS 7 MINUTES BEFORE MY PISS TEST AND HAD WET MARKS ON MY SHORTS TILL I CLEANED IT OFF AND USED A DIRTY NAPKIN AS AN ABSORBENT)
Then take the Elastic of the balloon around your Very upper thigh and slightly into your bumcrack lol with the part where the balloon and elastic meet touching the bottom of your buttcrack.

Step four:
Get your 3 pairs of Tight underwear ready and put them on while positioning the end with the twist tie under your sack and foreward towards the slits in tighties
; stick the twist tied end out the 2 holes. Put on loose pants.

Step five:
Practice walking with the filled balloon around your junk so you dont walk like you are carrying a piss balloon when you go to the test..

Step six:
Grab a Shoulder pain pack and open it, take off peels on sticky parts and wrap around the balloon Firmly.

Step seven:
Take the test..
Just pull down first pair to expose twist tied end and undo twist tie stick tie in a layer of undies sticking out so you can grab it. Let it come out/squeeze it out(slowly or your balloon will make the same sound as if you blew it up and let it go fly around the room).. fill the sample put twist tie back on.. Pull up, give sample to the man/woman. Temp will be perfect, as long as you have clean persons urine to substitute with.. this will work everytime for double lab tested urinalysis'.

Hope this helps anyone in the same predicament/stressful situation that I found myself in.
 
No one I've talked to out of all the old-timers has ever been tested again and they range 20-27 yrs these guys are sayin and no re-test to speak of yet..
So basically I'm in like Flynn.
 
And I fucking love this job and it's stable, good pay, tons of hours. Lot's of chance for advancement.. the head fucking guy for our city was a grunt a few years back now he's king fuckin shit.. I'm down sign me the fuck up..
 
Just trying to help man..
It's not a place any of us who smoke the occasional joint etc.. want to be.
And I spent many days freaking out reading post after post after website of different opinions, when some of the people who were giving their thoughts were only getting the cheap bs home piss tests and those opinions to me were obviously irrellivent. Just trying to sum up all of that research and actual method and results all in one post for those that need it.
 
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