Piss test and subbing. Thoughts.

I started smoking weed again to help the sides during hep c treatment. I kept a bottle of piss in my waste band during work and was able to defeat 2 randoms in those eleven months. Keeping it in a smaller flat soap bottle makes it bearable to have there for 8+ hours a day and your residual body heat will keep it warm enough for a temp strip on the cup. Was happy when that treatment ended and quit smoking but without the bud I don't think I could have done the full 11 months.
 
So they cancelled it until at least next friday...WTF
Now I have to get buddy to piss for me again..
And there is still no actual word on if it will be next friday yet..
Boss said they supposed to give him 24hr notice. He said he'll let me know as soon as he knows..
FML I just want to get this over with.
 
I used to drink 2 packs of certo. 1 an hour before the test and 1 a half hr before. It is fruit pectin, it's next to the mason jars in the grocery store. Not sure exactly what it does but I passed numerous tests with it. I don't know anyone that failed using it. It only costs like 3 bucks. There are lots of things on Google about it but I know it works from experience.
 
So they cancelled it until next thursday.. the girl called in sick.. FML!
So I said fuck it rolled a joint cracked a budweiser and hoped on meso.
Fuckers now I need to get buddy to piss again for me.. sigh.o_O:eek::confused::mad::mad::eek:

Wait wait wait. You cracked a Budweiser? The budweiser we ship to Canada is fucken gross. It dont taste at all like our domestic brew. With all the fine canadian beer at hand why bud?o_O
 
No I mean "Buddy=friend"
But I do drink bud lol by the bottle.
Got 2 24s in past 2 weeks got 4 beer wait
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3 beer left.
Got a free mini usb rechargable budweiser amp in both.. fukin sweet.
I'm a budweiser kinda guy either that or keiths, blue, molson, sleemans.
 
Yea I've toned it down alot just waiting for this piss test I've been just a poundin em back. lol
 
Test set for Friday now..
Hope it fuckin stays that way..
Gettin buddy to piss for me in a tupperware container again today..
Fuck.. hope this works.
 
Took the piss test..
The temperature was a pass..
Now as long as his piss is clean and bacteria didnt build up I'm good..
Should know by Wednesdayish if I'm good.
Will keep ya's posted.
And let you all know what I did to pass step by step.
 
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