Oatmeal Farts

[Sacario]

Nah it shouldn't. it's literally just oats. I've been using it daily for 7+ years.

 

[IsaacRob]

Why?

Why can I clear out a fucking room after a small bowl of delicious oatmeal?

One bowl and my asshole is trumpeting for hours. It's horrible....

Lactose intolerant?

 

[JesterBOB]

Throw it in my shakes instead of using whole oats and blinding it. Makes it
non chewable because it's a fine powder.

How does it end up in terms of taste and texture? feeling that it will be like a very slimy mass?

 

[Sacario]

How does it end up in terms of taste and texture? feeling that it will be like a very slimy mass?

No texture or taste. My go to is half a carton of egg whites. 1/2 cup of that oats. 2 scoops of PB fit. A banana. 2 scoops ON protein powder. Can't taste egg whites or oats. Just PB and banana. Good shit with over 1000 calories and 100g+ protein

 

[Villain]

I read this just to hopefully stop seeing it in recent posts lol.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

I read this just to hopefully stop seeing it in recent posts lol.

Sorry bro. I like talking about my asshole from time to time. You know ...just around us guys.

 

[JesterBOB]

No texture or taste. My go to is half a carton of egg whites. 1/2 cup of that oats. 2 scoops of PB fit. A banana. 2 scoops ON protein powder. Can't taste egg whites or oats. Just PB and banana. Good shit with over 1000 calories and 100g+ protein

Good shit. this is the best explanation of this food. But I think it's worth a try.

 

[malfeasance]

My wife bought a different brand of oat flour, as they did not have Red Mills. It has a warning that it must be cooked thoroughly due to the presence of bacteria in whole oats.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

My wife bought a different brand of oat flour, as they did not have Red Mills. It has a warning that it must be cooked thoroughly due to the presence of bacteria in whole oats.

Maybe that's what is making my ass explode?

 

[Sacario]

My wife bought a different brand of oat flour, as they did not have Red Mills. It has a warning that it must be cooked thoroughly due to the presence of bacteria in whole oats.

Is it in a jar with an orange lid?

 

[malfeasance]

Is it in a jar with an orange lid?

No, it is in a bag.

 

[Sacario]

No, it is in a bag.

If the only ingredient is oats I'd use it. Ain't no different than putting regular oats in. I don't know anyone that cooks their oats before making a shake. Most don't eating them. They just add hot water.

 

[malfeasance]

If the only ingredient is oats I'd use it. Ain't no different than putting regular oats in. I don't know anyone that cooks their oats before making a shake. Most don't eating them. They just add hot water.

Single ingredient. I was just disturbed by the warning on the package.

 

[Sacario]

Single ingredient. I was just disturbed by the warning on the package.

For sure. I've been using it forever with no issues. I wonder if a sack of oats has the same warning.

 

[Sacario]

Single ingredient. I was just disturbed by the warning on the package.

I just looked on 2 different brands I got and neither have that warning. You got a picture of it?

 

[JesterBOB]

My wife bought a different brand of oat flour, as they did not have Red Mills. It has a warning that it must be cooked thoroughly due to the presence of bacteria in whole oats.

I have seen this on many types of oatmeal that it is only for baking.

 

[malfeasance]

I just looked on 2 different brands I got and neither have that warning. You got a picture of it?

Doesn't matter cause I have used it three times now, and I am not dead. Sure is better not having grainy oat sand in my teeth.