shartking
Banned
I could be down with all of this. I'm going to take a rage shit at the gym.
MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Idiots who set you off you while training
- Thread starter Mrhairyman
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Oof - yeah, hard-decked treadmills aren't forgiving at all for running. This is why I'm lucky I have a cardio machine at home - it's just a cheap elliptical (purchased solely because it had the smallest footprint of any machine with a decent stride length), but it gets the job done no matter the weather or if I feel like getting out of the house or not. I'm fortunate to have the space for it, but I need the gym for the weight room right now (so I'll just dread January / February). One day I'll have space for a squat rack, a real barbell, and some heavy plates ... until then, I'll have to work around these other folks.
Mostly just people who want to interrupt me ( even though I'm wearing earbuds and make a point to ignore the person until they make it very obvious they are trying to get my attention), then they want to have a full blown 35 minute conversation explaining how I should do this or that lift to "get my hormones up". I inject steroids dumbfuck I don't need to "get my hormones up".
This has only happened once or twice because now I refuse to let anyone hold up my workout, but the first couple times I was just trying to be polite but ended up scrapping the whole workout because well 35 minutes between sets and I'm just done at that point.
Just thinking about this happening pisses me off all over again. Like how fucking autistic can you be dude!
This has only happened once or twice because now I refuse to let anyone hold up my workout, but the first couple times I was just trying to be polite but ended up scrapping the whole workout because well 35 minutes between sets and I'm just done at that point.
Just thinking about this happening pisses me off all over again. Like how fucking autistic can you be dude!
CFH016
Member
Hahaha... damn I hope for your hearts sake you were able to calm down quickly after that one
I try to keep my eyes down in the gym a lot because everything annoys me, especially if I'm tired which is 85% of the time. But God damn, the assholes who don't wear deodorant. That shits just offensive. I have equipment at home too, so I'll cancel my gym membership until I miss looking at weirdos and go back to the gym for a bit. I'm missing the weirdos now
Hayes88
Member
Seems everything has been said damnit, but great posts!
My eye-sores:
- No deodorant or who refuses to drink water and sweat vinegar.
- Talks loudly on phone, especially imo arabs and indians where I'm at.
Especially video call so you get that bad connection talk from the other end as well with repeating sentences.
- No re-racking, how damn weak can you be? Even worse when they just empty one side of two on a bar.
- Not wiping heavy sweat from bench. A little sure, but an ocean?
- Walking aggressively and thinking they alpha.
- Talk too damn long, this includes friends. They see you in rest and start with asking you how your day was, then casually jump to a 30min conversation about birds being government spies.
- Worst of all - that damn moaning when lifting. Sounds like a pron movie being made, and many times on low weights.
Lastly a love/hate:
- Women knowing they are hot and take OF videos in front of your workout. I mean yum, but c'mon!
My eye-sores:
- No deodorant or who refuses to drink water and sweat vinegar.
- Talks loudly on phone, especially imo arabs and indians where I'm at.
Especially video call so you get that bad connection talk from the other end as well with repeating sentences.
- No re-racking, how damn weak can you be? Even worse when they just empty one side of two on a bar.
- Not wiping heavy sweat from bench. A little sure, but an ocean?
- Walking aggressively and thinking they alpha.
- Talk too damn long, this includes friends. They see you in rest and start with asking you how your day was, then casually jump to a 30min conversation about birds being government spies.
- Worst of all - that damn moaning when lifting. Sounds like a pron movie being made, and many times on low weights.
Lastly a love/hate:
- Women knowing they are hot and take OF videos in front of your workout. I mean yum, but c'mon!
CFH016
Member
Haha fuck, I'm with you there. I like to catch a peak every once in a while, but it sucks when they're right in front of you... last thing I need is to end up on tik tok or some bullshit where I'm getting ripped apart for taking a look. If they're right in front of me I usually become quite interested in how the conduit and piping in the ceiling has been installed.
2dogsmom2112
New Member
There's a dude at the gym I've named Mr. Stench. He fucking reeks and that's an understatement. I keep Vick's in my bag specifically because of him.
It's not the kind of smell that says, "I work outdoors for a living" or the normal sweaty-from-a-hard-workout smell. It's the sort of BO that proclaims,"my religion has declared a fatwa on deodorant and soap". Curiously enough he has a female companion, who apparently does not share her man's phobia of showering. She must be the most noseblind person on the planet.
And he'll do shit like stand in front of the fan jumping rope.
ThinkDeroid
Banned
I hate when females with tight leggings try to force their pussy on me. They do 5 reps on 4lbs lat pull and then make ass selfies for half an hour.
rokkrul3r
Member
some skinny retard was rudely asking me to move because I was standing at the other end of the cross and he was doing an exercise that he wanted, for no logical reason, to do in a straight line with the machine
mf was almost touching me, being all neurotic and triggered
there was no reason for him to be like that, except perhaps the girl he was orbiting around looking too much at me
i don't know how i kept my cool until today (I was blasting RAD140 at the time), perhaps because if I lose it, I'd kill a motherfucker
mf was almost touching me, being all neurotic and triggered
there was no reason for him to be like that, except perhaps the girl he was orbiting around looking too much at me
i don't know how i kept my cool until today (I was blasting RAD140 at the time), perhaps because if I lose it, I'd kill a motherfucker
Bitches that are 80 lbs overweight wearing crop tops and 2 piece gym outfits thinking they’re the cats ass. Go put some clothes on you fat bitch!!
trengod1992
Member
Broccoli heads standing around a machine or cable crossover for an hour without doing anything
ハカク
Member
ppl who record themselves doing nothing that’s remotely impressive and people who don’t make sure their camera is pointed directly at them with no one in the background cause not everyone wants to be in your stupid pic/video at the gym
tripod3000
New Member
I don't feel comfortable around angry or aggressive people in the gym, but it's funny when their workout has 0 intensity
ThinkDeroid
Banned
I feel like everybody is saying this and that but the other people in the gym don't enjoy their presence. 
fike
Member
Anybody with a telescopic camera phone holder making videos and being loud trying to become the next big YouTube influencer instead of working out anything other than show sets for their subscribers. Then They want to sit around and hog equipment with their “bruhs” for five minutes and don’t want to let you work in. I’ll catch them making fun of old people and new guys too. It’s irritating. I have No respect for any of these narcissistic ass holes like they have no respect for anyone else. Unless you are changing a song or filming form, leave that phone in Your bag or pocket. I got shit to do, so get out of my way. It’s not a social club, do something with yourselves.
thisismyusername4567
New Member
There is a guy at my gym who is one of those "confuse the muscle" guys and he thinks he's top shit because of it. I've literally never seen him use a machine the way it was intended to be used. He does triceps on the calf machine, ab crunches on the treadmill (YEP, crunches on the treadmill), inverted smith machine leg press(despite the gym having a fantastic leg press machine), curling in the squat rack...I could go on and on. And he has the audacity to come ask how many sets you have left because he wants to do skull crushers on the leg extension machine.
Mrhairyman
Member
LOL
Mrhairyman
Member
But are they wearing Pjs and crocs ?
Dang-1
Member
For me it’s the mirror flex posing sessions, normally a gang of 20 year old dudes just start filming and flexing in the mirror. Normally the crew is maybe 15-18% BF and all 140-180lbs. They seem to always have one cameraman while each does a set of something. I can ignore them if they are a few benches away but they often set up right next to me. My gym has a few of these herds.
My other one is the 20 year old female fitness models/influencers which my Golds seems to have quite a few. Again it’s fine if they are a few benches away but often set up right next to me. They tend to be way more polite and quiet but adjusting the tripod and fiddling with their tiny outfit is kinda distracting. Although they actually work out and somehow work as 20year old dude repellent so maybe not that bad.
I also hate gear references on clothes. One guy has a Tren addict patch on his sweats.
My other one is the 20 year old female fitness models/influencers which my Golds seems to have quite a few. Again it’s fine if they are a few benches away but often set up right next to me. They tend to be way more polite and quiet but adjusting the tripod and fiddling with their tiny outfit is kinda distracting. Although they actually work out and somehow work as 20year old dude repellent so maybe not that bad.
I also hate gear references on clothes. One guy has a Tren addict patch on his sweats.
