How do I get THC out of my piss/blood/hair ASAP

[David44]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

 

[Btcowboy]

As far as urine and saliva goes for the most part 30 days clean is enough. Maybe drink water, take Niacin. As for hair follicles I think thats tnere for a very long time, have heard bit dont know but life.

 

[Rido]

Shave your head now and let it regrow lol. I think you may be fucked though.

 

[David44]

Is there no pharmaceutical solution to get the THC out of my hair? Shaving my head again is my absolut last option.

 

[Rido]

Is there no pharmaceutical solution to get the THC out of my hair? Shaving my head again is my absolut last option.

Google it

 

[David44]

I already did my research but unfortunately I am not experienced in this category of drugs so I don’t know which keywords I need to search for.

Because google won’t tell me shit for „shampoo to get THC out of your hair“ or „how do I get THC out of my hair“

 

[Rido]

I already did my research but unfortunately I am not experienced in this category of drugs so I don’t know which keywords I need to search for.

Because google won’t tell me shit for „shampoo to get THC out of your hair“ or „how do I get THC out of my hair“

"how to remove thc from hair drug test"

 

[Smashshit]

• 30-45 days can fail a urine test
• 60-75 days can fail a blood test
• Up to 90 days can fail a hair follicle test

It is also thought that you can get a possible positive hit from a hair follicle just from being around someone else who is smoking fyi in case you’re around others who smoke. Shaving does no good because they will test a hair from your body if you have no hair in your head and even f you shave it remains in the follicle and will show in any new hair that grows in its place also for the same amount of time.

 

[David44]

• 30-45 days can fail a urine test
• 60-75 days can fail a blood test
• Up to 90 days can fail a hair follicle test

It is also thought that you can get a possible positive hit from a hair follicle just from being around someone else who is smoking fyi in case you’re around others who smoke. Shaving does no good because they will test a hair from your body if you have no hair in your head and even f you shave it remains in the follicle and will show in any new hair that grows in its place also for the same amount of time.

I appreciate this answer, do you know any way to get around this?

This is a very important Drug test which I shouldn’t fail.

How can I get the THC completely out of my system within 60 days ?

 

[narta]

I appreciate this answer, do you know any way to get around this?

This is a very important Drug test which I shouldn’t fail.

How can I get the THC completely out of my system within 60 days ?

You can't.

 

[shartking]

I appreciate this answer, do you know any way to get around this?

This is a very important Drug test which I shouldn’t fail.

How can I get the THC completely out of my system within 60 days ?

Be reincarnated

 

[Smashshit]

I appreciate this answer, do you know any way to get around this?

This is a very important Drug test which I shouldn’t fail.

How can I get the THC completely out of my system within 60 days ?

Honestly I don’t think you can. They do make hair detoxing shampoos that are supposed to work but I have no idea if they do. You’d have to research them yourself and see.

 

[Deleted member 134759]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

None of the drinking a ton of water or any other things work for this, believe me I’ve tried. I’ve been arrested 3x for marijuana possession and I’ve been on probation for it all 3x.

Here’s what works-

Get a medical marijuana card, you will be immune from prosecution- even on probation. (This obviously does not apply to federal probation or parole)

Time

Use a wizzinator/synthetic urine with hand warmers that hunters use. Do not trust anyone’s urine from a friend or anything. I taped the fake urine bladder to my thigh with hand warmers on it. Then I ran the tube under my penis and taped it with clear tape. Then I’d lightly squeeze my quads together to make the urine flow.

 

[Runtro]

Been in your shoes. Was arrested for fighting 15 years ago and was placed on probation. I valued weed over my freedom and was tested every month for 18 months. They didn't do hair but I had friends who were follicle tested and used every detox shampoo known to man - nothing worked. Only true way to do it is to shave your head and that alone may cause suspicion.
For urine, I failed once and almost got sent to jail, but then used fake urine through a "wizzinator" when i would have to go do my UA's. I used that until I was off probation. However, wizzinators are no long made and they now watch you piss from what i hear so synthetic urine is futile.

If i were you' i'd be drinking a gallon of water a day- Drinking a shit ton of water is ueless and will just dilute your pee and you actually won't flush much out. I'm a heavy smoker and every year I quit and flush my system - i smoke medicinal grade stuff, 2 grams a day, and it takes me 54 days to flush out. That's including sauna, water, working out, and cardio. I'm 36 18% bf.

Hope this helps and good luck

 

[Titan18]

Is there no pharmaceutical solution to get the THC out of my hair? Shaving my head again is my absolut last option.

There's a shampoo to use right before you take the hair sample that masks it.

 

[David44]

There's a shampoo to use right before you take the hair sample that masks it.

Name of the product?

 

[David44]

Been in your shoes. Was arrested for fighting 15 years ago and was placed on probation. I valued weed over my freedom and was tested every month for 18 months. They didn't do hair but I had friends who were follicle tested and used every detox shampoo known to man - nothing worked. Only true way to do it is to shave your head and that alone may cause suspicion.
For urine, I failed once and almost got sent to jail, but then used fake urine through a "wizzinator" when i would have to go do my UA's. I used that until I was off probation. However, wizzinators are no long made and they now watch you piss from what i hear so synthetic urine is futile.

If i were you' i'd be drinking a gallon of water a day- Drinking a shit ton of water is ueless and will just dilute your pee and you actually won't flush much out. I'm a heavy smoker and every year I quit and flush my system - i smoke medicinal grade stuff, 2 grams a day, and it takes me 54 days to flush out. That's including sauna, water, working out, and cardio. I'm 36 18% bf.

Hope this helps and good luck

If you smoke 2g a day , every day , and get all the THC out of your system (blood piss urine) within 54 days , then I (who smoke 0,5g-1g 2-3 times a week) be fine if I stop 2 months before the test ?

 

[Whopperflopper]

Dont overthink this. Quit smoking for a month, you will be fine. Hair? Damn bro, that's hardcore. They won't test all three. Any luck just pee in cup, they can tell if you dilute sample by chugging water. For a job?

 

[David44]

Dont overthink this. Quit smoking for a month, you will be fine. Hair? Damn bro, that's hardcore. They won't test all three. Any luck just pee in cup, they can tell if you dilute sample by chugging water. For a job?

Yes it’s for a job but if I don’t get this job I will literally blast 20g juice a week and kms

 

[Btcowboy]

Yes it’s for a job but if I don’t get this job I will literally blast 20g juice a week and kms

I highly doubt blood or hair follicle testing will be done, unless its for some crazy, top secret, type work. The two most common is urine first then saliva.

Just quit until test, try whatever fabled detox you want and go do the test. I smoked and a week later passed, drinking water and taking Niacin so I know that worked for me