got a ticket

[ramboj70]

check this out, I was driving home and I was stoped at a red light then it turned green and AI got a ticket for going thru the fucking light when it was green, cop said I was blocking the fucking intersection. there must have been 20 cars pulled over for the same shit, I showed the pig my military ID and he still gave me a fucking ticket, I told him I served 10 years in the MArine Corps and this is how he fucking repays me, I told him he was a piece of shit and then I got out of the van, and he about shit when he saw me! and called over some more of his buddies, they asked me just to get back into the van and I could tell my complainet in court, I said to them all fuck you, you fucking pieces of shit pigs, I had the hole street laughing theat were pulled over with me,

 

[thick]

love the avatar bro. I bet everyone was laughing at you when u got out. hope u get out of the ticket

 

[Fast Food]

thats pretty funny. What VAN are you driving? It reminds me of that commercial where all the big guys are at the gym and over the loud speaker it says.... "will the owner of a tan minivan please come to the front, you left your lights on" and all the guys laugh and one guy tries to shy away like it isnt his when it is.

but they are pigs, good job, and good avatar!

 

[crewboss]

LMFAO the avatar is classic.

 

[big louie]

LOL, rambo you kill me brother!! LMAO!!

 

[thick]

Rambo, next time tell him you are a rectum stretcher



While I was driving my scooby doo van with my wife's panties on my head the other day (going a little faster than I should have been b/c I was in a hurry to get my tight speedos off) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked.....

"What's your name?"

"RAMBO"

"What's your hurry?"

"I'm late for work."

"What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

"And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless

LOL, rambo you kill me brother!! LMAO!!

 

[Fast Food]

who's got the balls to do that? video tape it!

Rambo, next time tell him you are a rectum stretcher



While I was driving my scooby doo van with my wife's panties on my head the other day (going a little faster than I should have been b/c I was in a hurry to get my tight speedos off) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked.....

"What's your name?"

"RAMBO"

"What's your hurry?"

"I'm late for work."

"What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

"And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless

 

[AirBorne]

Rambo, next time tell him you are a rectum stretcher



While I was driving my scooby doo van with my wife's panties on my head the other day (going a little faster than I should have been b/c I was in a hurry to get my tight speedos off) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked.....

"What's your name?"

"RAMBO"

"What's your hurry?"

"I'm late for work."

"What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

"And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless

HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that is great!

 

[ramboj70]

HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that is great!

I talked to my lawyer today and she wants to charge me 500. bucks to take care of it for me. the fucking ticket is only 87. I am getting raped all over I told her. she started laughing and then she said pay the 87. now and when your insurance finds out you will be paying a extra 60. bucks a month for 3 years! then she started laughing again. I really wanted to slaped my cock in her she pissed me off so bad. the funny thing is I am not guilty of blocking the intersection. the fucking light was green.

 

[thick]

get in front of the slap dick judge and demand a jury trial and beat the charges yourself. with your personality and way with words there is no way a juror wouldn't side w/u

I talked to my lawyer today and she wants to charge me 500. bucks to take care of it for me. the fucking ticket is only 87. I am getting raped all over I told her. she started laughing and then she said pay the 87. now and when your insurance finds out you will be paying a extra 60. bucks a month for 3 years! then she started laughing again. I really wanted to slaped my cock in her she pissed me off so bad. the funny thing is I am not guilty of blocking the intersection. the fucking light was green.

 

[ramboj70]

get in front of the slap dick judge and demand a jury trial and beat the charges yourself. with your personality and way with words there is no way a juror wouldn't side w/u

hey clit i mean thick, you might just be onto something, I will wear the tightest nut hugger jeans with a cut in the zipper and no undies on and demand a jurior trial, I will make sure i have a couple of my girls there with short skirts on with no panties so I can sport a big wood, I just hope the judge is a female. I will make sure I keep scratching my balls so she will look and be interested and maybe call me into her chambers for a short session side bar!! emagine if my neighbor was the judge, I would go to jail for life

 

[thick]

yeah he would stick it to you. I actually am being serious about demanding a jury trial. Much better chance of getting off. I have done it several times.

hey clit i mean thick, you might just be onto something, I will wear the tightest nut hugger jeans with a cut in the zipper and no undies on and demand a jurior trial, I will make sure i have a couple of my girls there with short skirts on with no panties so I can sport a big wood, I just hope the judge is a female. I will make sure I keep scratching my balls so she will look and be interested and maybe call me into her chambers for a short session side bar!! emagine if my neighbor was the judge, I would go to jail for life