beaver pics... damn that thing is hairy!

Ya, the one disadvantage of driving from Boston to NY at 3am on Sat night to surprise your girl when you havent seen her in 2 weeks........the beaver really looks like that **cringing**

Apparently they feel that since they don't see you all the time they can slack in the shaving department. Totally unacceptable.
 
NEU said:
Apparently they feel that since they don't see you all the time they can slack in the shaving department. Totally unacceptable.

Hey, at least you know she's not givin the beav up to anyone else with it looking like that! If you made a surprise visit to a clean muff, you may be a little worried.
 
thats a damn good point! never thought i say it, but if she had a stank pussy she must be a good girl! lmao!!
 
louie, you're right...

big louie said:
hey i once knew a chick like that - to prickely! you're a chicken !

... that was totally weak. but i'm just trying to be sensitive to the few folks who would be offended by the sight of finely-coiffed muff. and i'm just trying to follow the rules - i hate even saying that....

anyway, my suggestion would be to have a 'beaver exchange forum' where we could exchange pics of beavers with each other. any assclown who would be offended is certainly not obligated to go to that particular forum. caveat emptor, so to speak...

what do you think mods? can we do this? it will only be a small facet of the website. a small, but mighty important one given the amount of testosterone surging around this place...


:-P
 
i second that idea!

don't be a chicken chippy boy - you could be know as the first clown to post a beaver shot on the new board. come on! just do it! chicken chicken chicken1 lmao
 
anyone been able to convince their girl to get the brazilian wax? I at least like the lips to be totally hairless and for the most part I am welcomed to the completely shaven clam, (except for those damn surprise visits), but I wonder how much smoother and prettier a nice waxed box would be, that damn stubble can do a number on your taste buds. I just can't seem to do anything to convince her.....she is scared of the pain. I offered to dry hump her in the ass right when the little asian woman is pulling the wax strip off....but she wasn't to keen about that idea.
 
i dont know man... a little might be alright.. but if a cold gust of wind comes through she mihgt sprout just enough to become a sandpaper .pussy...
 
NEU said:
anyone been able to convince their girl to get the brazilian wax? I at least like the lips to be totally hairless and for the most part I am welcomed to the completely shaven clam, (except for those damn surprise visits), but I wonder how much smoother and prettier a nice waxed box would be, that damn stubble can do a number on your taste buds. I just can't seem to do anything to convince her.....she is scared of the pain. I offered to dry hump her in the ass right when the little asian woman is pulling the wax strip off....but she wasn't to keen about that idea.

One of my ex-girl's did this for me towards the end of our relationship.....it was so soft, fucking great. Never had so much fun munchin the old box. She said it hurt like hell, and I couldn't even touch her little beav for a couple of days after it was done.
 
fuck it

fuck it man just go drag her ass down to "alase" and they use a laser treatment and it is permanent. Permant bald smooth pussy lips and all! Oh yeah and the pain was mild to none. It was likened to a little razor burn which she would get anyways had she dragged a razor across it too.

At this point all a chick has to do is keep the stink off it and it is good to go.

We are probably going to rip her uterus out soon enough so no more period either- she will be a low maintenance bitch soon enough.<j/k>
 
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