Anadrol drug test work

[NOCTURNALDEATH]

I plan on taking anadrol, but it looks like im about to start working at a new hospital. Should I start it or wait until after i do my UA to start anadrol. Ive waited 10 years to get into this hospital and i finally got the offer, so should I just be patient then start after im cleared?

 

[shredded.lyfe]

Idk

 

[Liter O' Test]

are you a nurse?

 

[BP_6]

Very few, I mean very few actually do anabolic steroid test. They are much more expensive than your standard drug screen. I am sure you will be fine. Can't guarantee it obviously, but it rarely is done in most jobs.

 

[IndividualMan]

they usually just test opiates, amphetamines, rec drugs.
DMAA/DMHA/ephedrine might get you popped, same with synephrine.

Unless you are truly gigantic they will not even consider doing AAS testing.
Even if they suspect something, they probably wont test, due to cost as @BP_6 said

If you are a nurse and have to be mobile/agile I wouldnt do Adrol tho, lethargy and high BP dont mix well with hectic environments

 

[HeatherSwanson]

I had a boss one time that was a psyco, guy was a total and utter retard. They ended up taking his supervisor ticket off him some years after this. He kept accusing me of being on "the juice", and would poke at me for days until I'd flip on him and then he'd use my reaction he'd baited out of me to say I was " juicing"... Which I was. Quite literally 20lbs heavier than I am now.

The drug tests come in the form of piss in the cup and spit in the test tube.... I had the kitchen sink onboard and showed zero.

Just my two cents, and it was 10+ years ago. Who knows the motivations of the upper management muppets these days.

 

[just some dude]

If you are a nurse and have to be mobile/agile I wouldnt do Adrol tho, lethargy and high BP dont mix well with hectic environments

not sure if id want my nurse to be on anadrol buahahaha

 

[adrenalytic]

I've worked in hospitals for over a decade. Never once been tested for anabolics. They're looking for opioid abusers.

 

[adrenalytic]

not sure if id want my nurse to be on anadrol buahahaha

You say that now until you collapse and need to be carried. How many female nurses vs. 1 jacked male nurse you think that will take?

 

[wells14]

If you've waited 10 years for this position why take any risk? Is a steroid cycle really that important? There's a low chance that a workplace drug test would even be looking for anabolics, but why risk it anyway?

 

[skorpio]

I worked in a drug testing lab for quite some time, so I can chime in here:

Hospitals aren't looking for hormones. They are looking for illicit drug metabolites. The big ones like coke, THC, opiates, PCP, barbiturates, etc.... This is due to hiring reasons and our nation's obsession with the pointless war on drugs.

Anadrol will not show up on any of these tests no matter what they use be it a urine dip test or full on mass-spec. You could pin 1 gram of test a day and it still wouldn't matter.

 

[adrenalytic]

This is due to hiring reasons and our nation's obsession with the pointless war on drugs.

Hospitals dispense a lot of these drugs. They want to know if they have a liability on their hands.

I've seen a lot of nurses fired and prosecuted for stealing from the Pyxis.

 

[monster8912]

I worked for a moving company when I was younger and the owner was like dont worry, steroids wont show on the drug test wink wink. I was natty then but made me laugh. Turns out half the company was juiced to the gills, was a hilarious work environment with ex cons and gym bros running huge cycles.

But anyways anadrol wont show on the test. Even military urinalysis doesn't test for steroids.