Anymore crazy stories?

Thought I'd start a thread for crazy stories if anyone wants to contribute, after hearing this I had to share it..

So last month I was getting my haircut at my local barbers and he mentioned he'd been speaking to a lass in the pub about side effects regarding females.. This guy mentioned summet about he thought the flaps got bigger, she jumped down his throat saying it was "the clit that grew..... I should fucking know".

When he asked if I knew said female and mentioned her name I say yeah it turns out to be my cousin.... Fucking fantastic so the Deca I passed onto her fella was really for her.

When I confronted her she gave the whole burst into tears, I'm sorry I should of told you and got advice routine while that fat sack of shit boyfriend put his head to the floor, she ended up around mine the other night after an argument and this is what she told me..

They bought a 10ml bottle of Deca from some guy in the town then they had the one I gave him, she went 8 weeks on cycle and I said how much gear is left?..... Non... It's all done in..

That means he's injected 6Grams of Deca into her in 8 fucking weeks!! That's 750mg a week!! Luckily she hasn't touched anything since September and told me the whole ride was a terrible experience and she never wants anything to do with hormones again.. Then proceeded to ask what Dbol was as there is a tub of that now in the cupboard waiting for her..

Needless to say she won't be touching a fucking thing and this stupid c**t boyfriend will be getting sorted out promptly.

She reports that strength went through the roof although she had never worked out anyway, she had an enlarged clit as previously mentioned but says this has gone back to normal, constantly horny, unwanted hair upper lip etc, major depression and trouble sleeping.. Also her voice has deepened and as of yet has not returned to normal..

I advised she gets a full blood panel done at the doctors to see if anything else is damaged.

WTF!!
 
Oh bruh I’m full of crazy stories imma post sumn on here after I eat dinner (if I don’t forget after my post dinner blunt, if not I guess I will do it tomorrow) any preferences like gyals, drugs, travel, crime, fkin weird ass metaphysical shit, I got stories on stories of people still read I’d have written a book by now but I’m guessing I’d be better off just starting a rap career or becoming some influencer since already a paragraph is too much for people recently ahah
 
Oh bruh I’m full of crazy stories imma post sumn on here after I eat dinner (if I don’t forget after my post dinner blunt, if not I guess I will do it tomorrow) any preferences like gyals, drugs, travel, crime, fkin weird ass metaphysical shit, I got stories on stories of people still read I’d have written a book by now but I’m guessing I’d be better off just starting a rap career or becoming some influencer since already a paragraph is too much for people recently ahah
Where are your stories brother
 
This guy mentioned summet about he thought the flaps got bigger
Mel Gibson America GIF
 
I saw a Reddit comment in a thread once where some lady (I think 40's or 50's) was talking about how her relationship with her husband got really bad at one point and he admitted to spiking her beverages with stanozolol (Winstrol) and it caused her voice to deepen and other effects and she wanted advice on how to handle the situation/reverse the damage.

I wish I screenshotted the comment I can't search for it because she just dropped the comment out of the blue in a totally unrelated thread and nobody replied to her. Her throwaway account had other comments talking about her side effects.
 
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