possible drug screen fail need ideas

Is there any proven difference between 24 hours before and say 1 hour before? If all you're doing is diluting, it would seem a good wash down followed by one piss followed by another washdown then piss for testing would offer similar results to the scope of test protocol. 24 hours might be better but is it that much different than my suggestion since you rarely have more than minutes/hour notice?
 
Is there any proven difference between 24 hours before and say 1 hour before? If all you're doing is diluting, it would seem a good wash down followed by one piss followed by another washdown then piss for testing would offer similar results to the scope of test protocol. 24 hours might be better but is it that much different than my suggestion since you rarely have more than minutes/hour notice?

You would need a minimum of at least 6 hours to guarantee success. Less than that and I think your chances will be reduced. 24hrs notice and you got no worries at all.

From experience doing this multiple times successfully I can say that it takes a few hours of lots of water consumption to "saturate" your body. Like CdnGuy said, you feel "water drunk". You can feel the cells in your body fill up and expand with water. It is a very strange sensation that you feel throughout your body. So care should be taken.

A good way to measure your saturation is by how often to have to do a FULL piss. Once you are doing a FULL piss every 30 mins you are where you want to be. You are pissin straight water at that point. Nothing detectable in that much dilution. In an hour, you are not going to be saturated and you can still have some dirty urine. It takes a few hours of chugging water to reach that point where you are peeing often.

Another way to measure is how clear your urine is. Think of a drug test like testing for dirty water. A quick rinse of your system might still have some dirty water passing through where as a non stop flow of clean water smashing through in waves for hours will not have much dirty stuff passing through at all. In only an hour, you pee is still bright yellow, and full of dirty things that will fail your test.

One last thing to note, the nurses will know you are diluting your urine. They are not dumb, your pee will look like straight bottled water. You will get dirty looks from them I can tell you. But don't worry! When they send off your urine for testing it is ILLEGAL for them to pass along ANY info other then the necessary info for your ID. They can't write a note or anything saying when you took the test you looked stoned and nervous and your piss was diluted.

You CAN have a test come back as untestable because of dilution, however, most employers don't understand what this means as it is still technically passing. And if they want to test you again, because you DID NOT FAIL, they would have to pay the out of pocket expense again to test you. And when that test comes back diluted again they still can't fire you because YOU DID NOT FAIL. If they ask questions just say I don't know man, I'm a runner and I drink lots of water!

I have never had an employer retest me.

Unfortunately there is not much you can do with a random test on the spot other than claiming you can't pee. Then maybe go buy a cleansing drink from a headshop or something as you tell them you are going to buy a large drink so you can take the test for them. I have no experience with any of those cleansing drinks though...
 
I didn't even have that last option. They handed me bottles of water abs she cut me off at 3 and had an angry attitude about me drinking so much. I was fucked as soon as she locked eyes on me
 
Yeah... That's not 100%. I've seen 24 hours notice non stop water (literally threw up) and running/suana. Guess what, he still failed. The only real answer to passing a test is time!!!! The rest is bro science/luck
 
If people could only understand that morals are subjective... drugs are not 'bad', people are just dumb as hell.

Edit: I'm really high right now ;)
 
Drugs are not bad. The government has a plethora of reasons for wanting to control them and keep them illegal, none of which are actually to do with morality.
 
Yeah... That's not 100%. I've seen 24 hours notice non stop water (literally threw up) and running/suana. Guess what, he still failed. The only real answer to passing a test is time!!!! The rest is bro science/luck

That's very unfortunate. Sorry to hear that.

A lot has to do with the "concentration" of the metabolites of the drugs in your urine. Many factors are involved: how long the drugs stay in your system (weed=30days/coke=3days...), time since last use, and intensity of use (hit of weed a day or 5 blunts a day).

For all the times I passed I had a week notice to stop smoking weed and drink water. I was a HEAVY weed smoker however.

Maybe it was wrong of me to say something dumb like "100%" but the method is certainly a tool that will "decrease the concentration of the metabolites in your urine that will cause you to fail a drug test when above a certain concentration."

Water and TIME are the most powerful tools you will have to pass a drug test.
 
One time for a new job I was able to delay the drug test an entire week by making myself unavailable with an excuse. I went into the interview knowing I would fail a test that day and in the interview mentioned having to leave immediately afterwards for travel knowing hey may hire/drug test me.

They offered me a job and asked me to take a drug test as soon as I returned the week after. I stopped all use and started flushing my system with moderate water for a week and heavy water for 24hrs to the test. I passed the test. So pre planning was taken on my part a couple times.

Time is tool #1. Water is tool #2.
 
I read lex luger and many other wrestlers put visine drops into pisstests he said it worked but not sure what he was using
 
You would need a minimum of at least 6 hours to guarantee success. Less than that and I think your chances will be reduced. 24hrs notice and you got no worries at all.

From experience doing this multiple times successfully I can say that it takes a few hours of lots of water consumption to "saturate" your body. Like CdnGuy said, you feel "water drunk". You can feel the cells in your body fill up and expand with water. It is a very strange sensation that you feel throughout your body. So care should be taken.

A good way to measure your saturation is by how often to have to do a FULL piss. Once you are doing a FULL piss every 30 mins you are where you want to be. You are pissin straight water at that point. Nothing detectable in that much dilution. In an hour, you are not going to be saturated and you can still have some dirty urine. It takes a few hours of chugging water to reach that point where you are peeing often.

Another way to measure is how clear your urine is. Think of a drug test like testing for dirty water. A quick rinse of your system might still have some dirty water passing through where as a non stop flow of clean water smashing through in waves for hours will not have much dirty stuff passing through at all. In only an hour, you pee is still bright yellow, and full of dirty things that will fail your test.

One last thing to note, the nurses will know you are diluting your urine. They are not dumb, your pee will look like straight bottled water. You will get dirty looks from them I can tell you. But don't worry! When they send off your urine for testing it is ILLEGAL for them to pass along ANY info other then the necessary info for your ID. They can't write a note or anything saying when you took the test you looked stoned and nervous and your piss was diluted.

You CAN have a test come back as untestable because of dilution, however, most employers don't understand what this means as it is still technically passing. And if they want to test you again, because you DID NOT FAIL, they would have to pay the out of pocket expense again to test you. And when that test comes back diluted again they still can't fire you because YOU DID NOT FAIL. If they ask questions just say I don't know man, I'm a runner and I drink lots of water!

I have never had an employer retest me.

Unfortunately there is not much you can do with a random test on the spot other than claiming you can't pee. Then maybe go buy a cleansing drink from a headshop or something as you tell them you are going to buy a large drink so you can take the test for them. I have no experience with any of those cleansing drinks though...

This is what I've been doing for years and works like a charm.

TAKE A b complex vitamin or multi and your piss will turn yellow again. ;)
 
With time you can prepare for a test. I smoke weed because alcohol is a problem for everyone around me when I drink. I simply get some fresh urine out my son's little baby toilet, place in a small elmers glue bottle. I stick one of those instant hand warmers on it, and tuck into pocket. 2hrs later it is still right temp, and squeezing bottle sound like your missing in cup, even some bubbles on top. Pass. Also can purchase urine at head shop. NOW if you burned a fatty at lunch,and ran the forklift into something and H.R. is standing there with a cup, things might go a different way.
 
With time you can prepare for a test. I smoke weed because alcohol is a problem for everyone around me when I drink. I simply get some fresh urine out my son's little baby toilet, place in a small elmers glue bottle. I stick one of those instant hand warmers on it, and tuck into pocket. 2hrs later it is still right temp, and squeezing bottle sound like your missing in cup, even some bubbles on top. Pass. Also can purchase urine at head shop. NOW if you burned a fatty at lunch,and ran the forklift into something and H.R. is standing there with a cup, things might go a different way.

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