Megadick3000
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I'm glad this 7yr old thread was revived its hilarious!!
Just realized how old this thread is. I stand by my penis pump recommendation though. Every guy should have one.
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I'm glad this 7yr old thread was revived its hilarious!!
I second the penis pump. I bought a Bathmate HydroMax pump ages ago and I gotta say, for 48 hours after using it my flaccid size is more than 50% larger than if would normally be. It also helps give you better, easier, stronger erections. I highly recommend getting one, they are fun to use you get to watch your dick swell to epic proportions in seconds.
Some say with months of use you'll get permanent size gains. I do think my girth has permanently increased but I'm not measuring nor am I using the pump religiously on a daily routine basis.
Just don't allow it to suck one of your balls up into it! Brutal pain. I remember in college I was so messed up on Valium and alcohol that I started pumping away and sat down next to a guest on one of the couches. Just continued pumping away. We had three guests over.
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day?nothing shrinks your penis....
Just realized how old this thread is. I stand by my penis pump recommendation though. Every guy should have one.
In theory but your gonna need to do alot of yoga and maybe have a couple ribs removed to do it. Goodluck!Would a mouth work just as good though?
LOL, that's the scariest shit I ever seen...It's str8 magic bro. I rubbed some on my furry doughnut and now I look like a baboon in heat
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Can you describe your veiny shaft and purple mushroom head in greater detail? Thanks.I second the penis pump. I bought a Bathmate HydroMax pump ages ago and I gotta say, for 48 hours after using it my flaccid size is more than 50% larger than if would normally be. It also helps give you better, easier, stronger erections. I highly recommend getting one, they are fun to use you get to watch your dick swell to epic proportions in seconds.
Some say with months of use you'll get permanent size gains. I do think my girth has permanently increased but I'm not measuring nor am I using the pump religiously on a daily routine basis.
Can you describe your veiny shaft and purple mushroom head in greater detail? Thanks.
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