You might be a bodybuilder ...

[role model]

If you can recite one or more sources entire price list

When your a light skinned Black and you TAN

If you set your alarm to eat.

If you look forward to being sore.

When you say cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm dieting and can't eat eight.

 

[vtrancejunkie]

You dont have toilet paper on the roll next to the toilet, but your pantry is stocked with protein, and other supplements.

You can barely make the rent each month, but your gym fees are paid on time every month.

You can't count past 45 cause thats the heaviest plate at the gym. "How much do you squat, Ummm, 4 plates on each side."

You dont go out on sat. nights cause no one is willing to spot you at the gym on sat. nights.

You get "ready" to go to the gym

 

[jrod196]

Ya, this was a good thread. Lets get it going again.

jrod- You're not allowed to post in this one anymore

HDH

HA!! I'm late with the response! I won't gross anyone out, I guess.

 

[perseverance]

Your george foreman and your blender are essential culinary tools

You get strange looks from people at the grocery store cuz you buy eggs in triple digits

You get pissed cuz the gym is closed on holidays

 

[bigw]

You missed your wedding because it was leg day!

 

[omegadog]

Originally Posted by jrod196
If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

haha o man i just shit my pants laughing...its still sick though lol

 

[jsupstarz]

You might be a powerlifter:
If you consider 8 reps cardio.

If you wear your bench shirt to the store.

If you don't know how much you can bench raw.

If you look fat, but really are not.

If you consider it a feat to pass out with 850lbs. on your back.

If blood squirts out your eye while squatting.

If injuries make you stronger.

If you get really effended when people tell you, you should do cardio.

If food is the only foodgroup.

If you haven't done calves since 1989.

If your head is shaved and you have a goatee.

If you do military press lockouts.

If you can't put your socks on by yourself.

If your lower back is sore 7days a week.

If you can't stand people that are cut.

 

[rocketman66]

If you have two or three different sets of clothing sizes 1 for bulking ,2 for dieting down and 3 pre contest.

 

[jsupstarz]

If you have two or three different sets of clothing sizes 1 for bulking ,2 for dieting down and 3 pre contest.

That wasn't funny[)] just kidding[)]

 

[role model]

I forgot all about this thread.
I can't believe how many of these posters aren't here anymore.

 

[iluvdeadlifts]

Well, that's one way to shut down an interesting topic.

Solo

Ha ha ha nicely said Solo! [)]

 

[Barbender]

You might be a bodybuilder if:

You buy beef "on the hoof"

Your girlfriend buys a gallon of KY everytime you start a cycle

In a job interview you are asked where you need to improve and you answer "calves"

When your boss asks you what your working on today you answer "traps"

You are pissed when a overweight woman in your gym asks you not to scream like you are being tortured on every rep of incline dumbell press.

 

[humungolifter]

... if you can jump off cliffs and glide down on your huge lats...

 

[Gavin Laird]

You might be an IFBB pro Bodybuilder if....

You sell your soiled underwear on your website.

You're straight, but you suck old man dick to pay for gear.

You do "lifestyle" videos showing your hobbies...like fucking a grapefruit.

You owe thousands of dollars and have court judgements against you for it....but still rent an Escalade and claim it's yours.

You're in your 30's, supposedly a successful pro...but you still live with your girlfriend in her parents house.

etc etc

 

[perseverance]

i can't wait to be a pro

 

[dennis]

You may be a body builder if guys constantly come up to you in the gym and ask if you can take the 100 lb plates off the leg press !
You might be a body builder if you walk around 24-7 feeling gourged to the hilt with a daily intake of 5000 cals.
You might be a body builder if you tell your 17 year old son you do not want to wrestle with him anymore because you might hurt yourself !
You might be a body builder if you prefer going to the gym for chest day over sleeping in with your girl for morning sex !
You might be a body builder if you prefer checking out pictures of other body building men over looking at a playboy ! You might be a body builder if the top of your refridge cannot hold another jug of protien powder or other bb supplement !

 

[andysutils]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

i hear injecting its much more friendly on the liver than taking it orally [)][)]

 

[jmills]

i hear injecting its much more friendly on the liver than taking it orally [)][)]

Man, there's a word picture I really could have done without.

Some funny shit on here though...that "you might be a powerlifter" post had me spewing my nightly pre-sleep cottage cheese all over the freakin monitor. "If you consider 8 reps cardio..." Man, that shit is funny...cuz it's true!

 

[Chris73]

If your kitchen trashbag has 48 egg shells and yolks in it before its full.

If you squatted 9 days after knee surgery.

If you know how many syringes will fit in a water bottle.

 

[sportsclub]

If you dieted down to be in contest shape for a vacation - you might be a bodybuilder.

If you don't see anything strange about Ziploc bags being handy food on the go containers- you might be a bodybuilder.

If the only people who really understand you are bodybuilders - you might be a bodybuilder!

...this is one hysterical thread