You might be a bodybuilder ...

[dennis]

If you lift weights while on vacation.....

 

[Max2k8]

You might be a bodybuilder... if you defecate every day of your life.[)]

 

[dennis]

You might be a bodybuilder... if you defecate every day of your life.[)]

Sometimes twice[)]

 

[dennis]

You intentionally wake up at 3 am to drink a premixed protien shake.
You never mind shaving your lifting partners back or injecting gear into his glutes.

 

[Nemesis RR]

You workout the day before hernia surgery because you know you are going to be down a long time and your back at the gym 4 days later walking slowly because you don't want to hurt yourself.

Oh and you can't understand why your wife is mad and doen't understand why you have to go to the gym or you will die.

 

[hulksmashhulkangry]

When your wife isn't mad that you do roids, it's assumed

If your balls shrink and grow once a year

If you size a guy up by how much he can bench press

 

[dennis]

You workout the day before hernia surgery because you know you are going to be down a long time and your back at the gym 4 days later walking slowly because you don't want to hurt yourself.

Oh and you can't understand why your wife is mad and doen't understand why you have to go to the gym or you will die.

Funny stuff bro..my partner is actually going to have heart surgery this january..he is planning his work out around the surgery.....he has to check into hospital on a sunday so he wants to do heavy legs sunday morning,and has the rest of his routine that previous week planned around the surgery.

 

[gammarayz313]

If You consider a menage 'trois extreme cardio . You got two herniated disks and got an epidural so you would'nt miss heavy squats and dead-lifts

 

[Nemesis RR]

you go on vacation and your first concern when you get there is were is the gym.

 

[dennis]

If you lift weights while on vacation.....

Already mentioned that one !

 

[steroid500]

you might be a bodybuilder if you cant pick up girls at the bar cause youre bombarded with guys asking you how you got so big.

you might be a bodybuilder if you consider your supplements a "necessary expense."

you might be a bodybuilder while bulking if when a small kid lifts his shirt at the gym to show off his abs, you come behind him and throw up the double guns/double lat spread/most muscular pose....or fart.

you might be a bodybuilder if co-workers come to you for help moving a pallet instead of getting a pallet jack.

you might be a bodybuilder if you drink a gallon of water while working out, and its STILL not enough.

 

[hardgainer09]

you go on vacation and your first concern when you get there is were is the gym.

hahahahahaha, that is me to a "T".

 

[SwollenMick]

If when you wake up to piss at night you chug a shake.

If you have to call your girlfriend into the shower to wash your back.

If you walk around thinking "I bet I can curl that chick."

If you cant find a dress shirt with a big enough neck size.

 

[Bigkarch]

if you have scar tissue from all those shots

your tired of people asking you "how much do you bench"

you have a membership to a tanning salon

people at the gym stare at you when you lift

you look in the mirror when you lift

 

[andysutils]

people at the gym stare at you when you lift

you look in the mirror when you lift

PMSL[)]

 

[BILLYGRINGO]

You cant stand talking on the phone cause your arm cramps up

you wake up in the middle of the night and both arms and hands are numb ??

You have read your md collection more than twice

 

[steroid500]

you friends call you "roids"

people around the office might not know your name, but know you as "the big guy"

its painful to shit after leg day

 

[steroid500]

your supporting so much weight with your wrist straps when you deadlift that it breaks blood vessels in your wrists and it looks like you made a poor attempt at suicide

 

[slams2k]

you might be a bodybuilder if you like the post sex pump more than the sex itself,