You might be a bodybuilder ...

[Ramstein II]

If you consider walking "cardio," then you might be a bodybuilder.

If you consider protein, carbs, fat, and vegatables to be "food groups," then you might be a bodybuilder.

If you consider tupperware fine china, then you might be a bodybuilder.

 

[jasthace]

Is this Mxim disguised as RamStein II ???

 

[prodigy06]

If you wear a fanny pack and a baseball cap, you might be a body builder.

 

[Grizzly]

Damn, I must be bodybuilder. I consider walking cardio. LOL Man, I'm too big to do anything else. Getting up from a chair makes my 300lbs ass tired.

 

[z06vettepilot]

If you go to work toting a lunchbag the size of a small suitcase...

 

[role model]

If you wash your blender 5 times a day.

 

[jrod196]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

 

[wildman1717]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

Your sick.

 

[solo47]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

Well, that's one way to shut down an interesting topic.

Solo

 

[is_wizer]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

WoW!

 

[terrorizer2]

If you would be willing to eat semen if it was found to build massive amounts of lean muscle. I know I would!

Do you mean your semen or other peoples?.[)]

www.muscletalk.co.uk

 

[Ramstein II]

If you have under 10% bodyfat and have worn a "fanny pack."

If you have shaved your legs and ass to go to the beach and you're not gay.

If you own a copy of "Pumping Iron."

If you've ever looked at an obese person and thought, "that's disgusting, but damn those calves are huge."

If you respond to the question, "what day is this?" with the bodypart you're working at the gym that evening, for example, "it's leg day," then you might be a bodybuilder.

 

[HDH]

Ya, this was a good thread. Lets get it going again.

jrod- You're not allowed to post in this one anymore

HDH

 

[graybass]

If you're seriously considering 2000mg of Test EW.

If you cook 6+ chicken breasts at a time just for you.

If you add up how many carbs are in a bowl of salad. LOL

If you go all week without wearing a pair of jeans.

(Or powerlifter) If two days after legs you think you're going to need help getting out of the car.

If you don't even flinch, when someone asks you if you lift weights.
GB

 

[Grizzly]

If you cook 6+ chicken breasts at a time just for you.

GB

6 measely breasts? Shiiiiit, fool, I cook 6 POUNDS at a time. LOL Of course, that'll change now that I won't have access to a grill, but....

 

[role model]

If you discuss the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders.
OR
If people think you have a degree in chemistry.

 

[Joker 13]

If when the local Honda dealer is running a $1,500 in free Gear w/ purchise of a motocycle...and your first thought isnt safty equipment

 

[HDH]

Oooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

HDH

 

[role model]

You might be a bodybuilder if

...you won't wear a shirt cuz it makes you look small.

...you like opening doors cuz it feels like your doing rows/presses

 

[role model]

You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer