Why don't we drug test congress?

oscarpalamino

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I'm sure you guys have covered this before. But seriously, we drug test baseball, football and track. We drug test almost everyone except for Congress. They get on TV and do all this grandstanding, and to my knowledge, they don't take drug tests themselves.

Just one time, I would like to see on the bottom line of Cnn."Senator Joe Schmuck (R) Texas docked 4 weeks pay as result of a positive drug test."

Dave Daubenmire -- Let's Drug-Test Congress
 
Because 1/2 of them would be out for doing blow of their hot little interns ass.

Our gov't has gotten so full of themselves it is sickening.
 
Because 1/2 of them would be out for doing blow of their hot little interns ass.

Our gov't has gotten so full of themselves it is sickening.

Can we at least propose the legislation and then sit back put on CSPAN, and see who votes yay and who votes nay? That'd be interesting TV, right? :D
 
Can we at least propose the legislation and then sit back put on CSPAN, and see who votes yay and who votes nay? That'd be interesting TV, right? :D

I want some pork added to that.------ Every six months have them take a lie detector test with questions from his constituants.
 
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When I was a kid, about 15, my best friends mother was a secretary for a NM legistlator. During the session she sold Bummers (magic shrooms) to at least half of the guys there DURING working hours. No matter our laws are trippy.:p
 
I know this thread was meant to be a funny comment on government. Sometimes its hard to follow their logic, but for the most part these guys are all "straight" and would test clean. Remember these are "Law enforcement officers" in the most literal sense.
 
I know this thread was meant to be a funny comment on government. Sometimes its hard to follow their logic, but for the most part these guys are all "straight" and would test clean. Remember these are "Law enforcement officers" in the most literal sense.


LOL I seriously doubt all the people in congress are straight and would test clean, they are the most corrupt bunch out there. They make the laws and then break them every day at work.

I'd support legislation that would test each one of those morons, Maybe our country wouldn't be so F'd up because they are clear headed and clean.
 
I know this thread was meant to be a funny comment on government. Sometimes its hard to follow their logic, but for the most part these guys are all "straight" and would test clean. Remember these are "Law enforcement officers" in the most literal sense.

Is this guy serious???

You think congress is straight??

Absolute power corrupts absolutely...wake up ITZ....you're delusional
 
i wish we could test congress ,senate ,the house, and the rest of the government.exellent thought.there probably wouldn't be many left.
 
While we're at it... drug tests should be given to welfare recipients also... if I have to pass the test to keep my job... then they should have to pass the test to get my hard earned money!
 
While we're at it... drug tests should be given to welfare recipients also... if I have to pass the test to keep my job... then they should have to pass the test to get my hard earned money!

Love that idea of drug testing welfare recipients.
 
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