The family man thread.

[Do3Gs]

Great story and explanation @ebkallday seriously!

I'm lucky I suppose. My wife and I both lost a bunch of weight, close to 80-100lbs each. I fell in love with lifting and she drifted away but still keeps the weight off. Anyway, I got down to were I just felt scrawny as fuck and had never been that way before. I guess I lost most of my muscle in the process of losing all that fat. I didn't like it. I jokingly told my wife one day "I think I might get some steroids babe to try and get big" to my surprise (we grew up WAY differently, her being sheltered) she says "ok" nonchalantly. I was like "im serious" "ok, I trust your judgment" hell after that we talked more and more about it and I think she started getting more excited about it than I was.

Fast forward I decide to get blood tests done before messing with anything and come to find out I'm low T anyway and get a script. That definitely made it easier to justify. I have kids ranging from 4 to 11. I keep it all locked up in a safe but they know daddy has to take medicine and have seen the supplies but never the application. I plan to keep it that way. Wifey pins glutes when I need and has no problem with anything really. I think she just wants me to get all sexy for her, which is the goal anyway lol.

 

[Les]

No reason too
If he turns out to be a collegiate football hopeful and comes askin maybe then otherwise...whats the point?

I was referring more to if she found it or somehow came to ask me directly about it.
It's not a conversation I would just initiate.


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[Dizzy]

I have a couple little ones, oldest is in preschool and It is hard to lock my bedroom or bathroom door to get a few minutes away to pin without her needing me or asking questions...

When my youngest just learned how to walk and figured out how o turn door handles... I was sitting down on the lid of the toilet with my leg extended, pushing some oil into my quad... She barged in and I had to fight her away from me, all while a dart was flinging around in every direction possible except out... I limped for a few days.

I hid my hormone use from my wife for several year. I got caught once and said I was holding for my brother.. who was a twig and I was a jacked up, weight obsessed, hornier than fuck individual.... My wife is a pharmacist, I thought I was slick cause she pretended like she bought my line of bullshit.

I felt like a piece of shit. She watched me put on 50 lbs. one year. Lose 20, regain 30 in weeks. Videos of me deadlifted 450 lbs for hypertrophy reps while screaming like a fucking maniac.... I lied and lied and lied..... I kept a private bank account I used for my "transactions". Mysterious packages showed up and I would tell her it was this and that and the pack would quickly disappear. She asked me to open it infront of her once and I threw a fucking fit so big I scared her. But I still never opened it.

A pack showed up once and she decided to open it thinking it could be something she ordered on my amazon account with my name.... Needles.... hmmmmmm, "how do I explain this one???" "well babe, remember when your pharmacy was booming with HCG sales some years ago??? And its not illegal???? Well, I have decided to use hcg from an online pharmacy and am felling great on it."

Wholly shit she bought it.... For a little while... Until two years ago, she called me at work. You see I used to keep my stash in a locked cabinet in my bedroom. Well I forgot to lock the fucker and guess what my 2 year did??? Yep! My wife hits me up, says "why is ##### running around the house with a vial of testosterone..." Oh, fuck is right!!! I left work when I was not allowed to... rushed home and checked my shit. She had only got my vial that I had used that morning I had sitting on the shelf and not any needles or the rest of my supply I kept packed up....

The cat was out of the bag. She didn't speak to me for days... like I had cheated on her or some shit.. In a way, I did. I had been hiding this lie to the one person who cares most about me. The person who knows EVERYTHING about me and is proud of it just realized I had been hiding a lie right under her nose... an act of betrayel.


I was jacked on tren at the time and was a little reckless but this worked to my advantage... I broke out my stash.. She almost puked. GH, peptides, Deca, Dbol, Test, Tren, Prop, TNE, Winnie, Aro, Letro, Nolva, Clomid, NPP, Loads Of EQ, a bottle of slin I never got rid of instead of using and two five pack boxes of Tren Pellets that advised they were for lot heifers.

I explained to her, and this is true... My years I wasted as a drunk.. I didnts want to put her through that again.. with something else.

I told her that is who I was... a steroid junkie?? NO. Well, kinda... I explained to her I had been off an on for over ten years but had not been overboard. I told her most of my shit had been acquired over some years, and infact it had. I had shit I would never use.

Suprisingly, she seemed okay with it, to a degree. She was mad I had not told her sooner but never shunned or criticized me for using. Shortly after, I went on a EQ only run and let my t-levels dump. Hopped on trt and got a script for test. Fuck it, I hadn't restarted my test in years, and back then I was in the 200's. I knew I was fucked anyway. This alone was enough for my pharmacist wife to begin excepting my lifestyle choice.

I started pinning in front of her, she seemed interested. I would let her pin my glutes from time to time when I was full of food and couldn't reach my own ass cheek. She whiggles too much and gets me to laugh, but its kinda fun sometimes. Things are much better in my household. We have an understanding now......

If you trust your wife, don't keep her out. But know bitches are scandalas creatures... Don't put it passed some scrubby g-friend or vengeful wife to call the cops and drop a dime on your ass in a heat of passion....

Yall be safe with your families.. Treat your stash like a loaded firearm... Well kept away from curious monkies....

EBK

Man good post gives me a lot to think about. I've been with my wife for 12 years. I started gear year and a half ago. I hide it from her and my 11 year old son and 18 year old daughter. If my wife found out she would make me stop. Like you I had addictions before. I dragged her through the mud with that. I'm sober now I've been for 8 years. So he hates any type of drugs. Even steroids. So I can't tell her. Not yet. I want to tell her. But I'm afraid she'll make me stop

 

[Jeremiahflex]

Man good post gives me a lot to think about. I've been with my wife for 12 years. I started gear year and a half ago. I hide it from her and my 11 year old son and 18 year old daughter. If my wife found out she would make me stop. Like you I had addictions before. I dragged her through the mud with that. I'm sober now I've been for 8 years. So he hates any type of drugs. Even steroids. So I can't tell her. Not yet. I want to tell her. But I'm afraid she'll make me stop

Find a way to get on trt to get things out in the open then she'll be cool with the rest

 

[tubesox]

Find a way to get on trt to get things out in the open then she'll be cool with the rest

Now that is a smart route

 

[Dizzy]

Find a way to get on trt to get things out in the open then she'll be cool with the rest

I'm only 33 and my natural test levels in the 600s not sure how I could get on trt. I'll have to look into it

 

[tubesox]

I'm only 33 and my natural test levels in the 600s not sure how I could get on trt. I'll have to look into it

Cycle then get you're blood work done by the doc when you bottom out going into pct

 

[TS561]

I'm only 33 and my natural test levels in the 600s not sure how I could get on trt. I'll have to look into it

Just something I remember reading here lately.

Best way(s) to intentionally fail a TRT test?

 

[Dizzy]

Cycle then get you're blood work done by the doc when you bottom out going into pct

I didn't think that would work. I figured the trt would know. But it's worth a shot

 

[Kakarot]

Lots of good stuff in this thread. My kids only 3 and my wife knows and has known from the beginning. We've both had others lie to us in the past but we've always been, sometimes even painfully, truthful to each other and I plan on keeping it that way. Don't underestimate your kids. My parents thought they were slick but I've known they smoked pot sinice I was 7. Knew exactly where it was kept too.

 

[legendary]

Honesty is is best policy. Mine are 12 and 14. If they ask they will get a honest response. Just like when I showed them where the rubbers are. I told them if they ever need any grab them no questions asked.

 

[Savagesteve]

Been lifting seriously for about 5 years now but my diet has been pretty shitty the last couple years. Took me forever to talk my wife into letting me use gear and this is my 2nd cycle and she's fine with it but won't pin me lol. Talking about kids I have 2 under 10 and my son walked in on me pinning my glute and either he wasn't paying much attention or me turning around when I heard the door saved me. Told him I was popping a pimple and there wasn't anymore questions asked so who knows. I make sure I lock the doors from now on.

 

[Leancuisine]

I feel like a lot of it stems from the fact that steroids are always frowned upon. My wife knew nothing about them, and she had a huge issue with them until we went out to dinner with my dealer and his wife and she goes "wow they were a really nice couple, too bad there aren't more like them" and that's when I ended up telling her they were on steroids and her eyes got huge.
My buddies wife talked to her about it, literally repeated everything I've ever told my wife, and by the end of it my wife was considering trying out anavar and ostarine (the stack my buddies wife was on)

I have a feeling my son may not be needing steroids, but like trukk said, if he's got a promising shot into the NFL or something, then fuck it. Would rather he be on test than meth.