If i had a bottle of test for every time a guy wishes they were in
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You'd have enough to run one of Matt Jansen's protocols lol
Necessary Evil
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By private, what do you mean? He just takes a certain amount of peoples order?
MisterSuperGod
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Get well soon man. People here seem to really like you, I look this thread daily for your health updates!
Possibly going to place an order once you get well!
Take it easy.
You haven't been doing your reading... and you're from Greece? Stick to those pharmacies, my friend. Can't go wrong there.
Savagesteve
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By private he means you have to unthinkable gay things to get in.
MisterSuperGod
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On the bright side, after performing all those unspeakable acts for a spot, you'll be able to get a job with any circus of your choice as a contortionist.
T-Bagger
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I thought my referral process was bad and degrading and that was before SP even got here. And he knows who he is that referred me and the horrible things he made me do. That was NOTHING compared to what @StanfordPharma had me go through.
Necessary Evil
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Well it sounds fun.
So it's something like a cult you got 'ere eh? Do I have to come at a pre-determined spot with my empty vials of test and do a frenzy ritualistic naked dance whilst covered in virgins period blood in front of him in order to get in? Because I would totally do it.
So it's something like a cult you got 'ere eh? Do I have to come at a pre-determined spot with my empty vials of test and do a frenzy ritualistic naked dance whilst covered in virgins period blood in front of him in order to get in? Because I would totally do it.
MisterSuperGod
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Go to the liquor store, purchase a bottle of wine. Once you can perform the trick of sitting on the bottle and making it "disappear" when you stand up, that will get your foot in the door.
If you can squat down and cough, thus forcefully "removing" the bottle and it comes out uncorked, you're in!
picholas
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And if you can spit the cork out of your mouth after, he gives you store credit worth a whole cycle.
I don’t care who u are that shit was funny
Roger rabbit
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I am cracking up over here! Best thread of the day so far[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Savagesteve
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Put it this way...when he’s done and the wind is blowing outside, your asshole will whistle.
HIGHRISK
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At least you have a sense of humor. Most people flip the fuck out when they get messed with.
The one you gotta watch out for on here is
@MisterSuperGod
MisterSuperGod
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At least you have a sense of humor. Most people flip the fuck out when they get messed with.
The one you gotta watch out for on here is
@MisterSuperGod
Probably is a good idea to warn them ahead of time.
HIGHRISK
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@Roger rabbit Day 14 today of 200 plus calve raises a day. Thank god!
I just new I was gonna rip something in my foot or calve lol. Can't wait to rest these bad boys
I just new I was gonna rip something in my foot or calve lol. Can't wait to rest these bad boys
CptnCaveman
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That’s good to hear brother, take it easy we will be here patiently waiting for you.
Roger rabbit
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@Roger rabbit Day 14 today of 200 plus calve raises a day. Thank god!
And that’s why you need 14 days to rest lol. It’s easy looking on paper.
Now watch though, when you rest them then hit it again you will be stronger and over the next two weeks watch them change.
Just remember it’s not a miracle routine, but doing these “mini” blasts overtime will get you the results you are looking for.
Your calves don’t know you worked them out, they think they just had some crazy ass life or death fight and now they need to repair and be stronger for the next time it happens.
Inquiring Mind
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I swear to good God I can’t tell anymore when you bastards are joking or giving real advice.
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