PUBLIC HEALTH & FRAUD ALERT PRIMAL PHARMA US DOMESTIC: A Stanford Chemist's Scientific Autopsy of Primal Pharma's Contaminated & Counterfeit Products

Most of the labs that get

The upside is all the low hanging fruit for the feds. This platform requires investigation and actual work. There is so many labs on Facebook and Instagram acting like its legal and idiots influencers with youtube channels pretending they have a free pass . And most labs get popped cause they start selling recreational drugs also and that is usually what gets them busted. But never the less thats why I stay private and anonymous online the extra business is not worth the risk.
My last and most long term/most reliable all the way around started listing xans and when I saw that I just thought “aw fuck well it was good while it lasted”. Had a good thing going while it was private and all the e bros felt like real homies. And then one day, everything went radio silent lol
 
As a new member, on behalf of all new members, I would like to extend a heartfelt, thank you to this Stanford doctor and Gold medalist. Without someone like you looking out for us, we would be sitting here wondering every day if we were the most retarded person on this site. Big upps to Dr. Gonorrhea
 
This is some bullsheet right here. No tests just talk he probably bought Mast P 200 which will crystallize and needs to be heated before injection. Sounds like the professor was injecting crystallized crash oil and got the expected outcome. I’ve been using primal since July without any problems. I’ve used a test P Ment and mast p 100 and 200 all smooth zero pip. My labs have been as expected with no surprises so I never had a doubt or bothered to test anything..
 
Brothers,


My name is Paul Haidu Gerea. I am not an anonymous poster. I am attaching my name to this analysis because the public health crisis I will detail is too severe for ambiguity.

Before I begin, let me address the obvious question: 'Why is a Stanford-trained chemist with IChO medals involved in this space?' The answer is simple: I believe in the science of human optimization, but I am deeply disillusioned with the gatekeeping and hypocrisy of the mainstream. This community exists because of a shared, rational pursuit of an edge. That pursuit is built on a fragile foundation of trust and a code of honor. We accept certain risks, but we do not accept the risk of being poisoned by incompetence or defrauded by malice. Primal Pharma has catastrophically violated that code.

This is not a customer service complaint. This is a scientific audit of a failed and dangerous operation.


PART I: ANALYSIS OF INJECTABLE CONTAMINATION & RESULTING MEDICAL EMERGENCY

Observation:
An order of Testosterone and Masteron oils consistently produced severe, anomalous Post-Injection Pain (PIP), culminating in a medical crisis.

Chemical Analysis:
The Masteron vials arrived with severe crystallization (precipitation) of the drostanolone propionate ester. From a first-principles chemistry perspective, this "crashing" is an undeniable hallmark of a failed formulation. It indicates a supersaturated solution where the solute (the hormone) exceeds the carrying capacity of the solvent/oil matrix. This is typically caused by:

  1. Improper Solvent Ratios: Insufficient benzyl alcohol (BA) or benzyl benzoate (BB) used to maintain the hormone's solubility.
  2. Impure Raw Materials: The use of low-purity hormone powder, which has poorer solubility characteristics.
  3. Carrier Oil Failure: Use of a low-quality or inappropriate carrier oil that cannot properly hold the compound in suspension.

Medical Consequence:
The injection of these unstable, contaminated solutions resulted in a predictable, severe inflammatory response. This was not standard PIP. It was characterized by extreme induration, erythema, and pyrexia, progressing to a well-defined sterile abscess with clear signs of central necrosis. This occurred systematically across all eight (8) vials and multiple, rotated injection sites (gluteal & ventrogluteal), using a flawless, single-use sterile protocol. This rules out "user error" and points directly to a high load of inflammatory contaminants (likely un-dissolved hormone micro-crystals and/or bacterial endotoxins) within the product itself.

Evidence:
  • Fig. 1: High-resolution photograph of the precipitated Masteron vial.
  • Fig. 2: Clinical photograph of the resulting sterile abscess. (WARNING: GRAPHIC)

PART II: ANALYSIS OF ORAL ADULTERATION & FRAUD


The systemic failure extended to the oral compounds.

  • Anavar (Oxandrolone): The product was demonstrably counterfeit. It produced significant edema (water retention), a pharmacological effect antithetical to Oxandrolone. This effect is the classic signature of substitution with a cheaper, easily synthesized, and estrogenic oral steroid, likely Dianabol (Methandrostenolone). This is verifiable via a standard sulfuric acid reagent test, where Dianabol produces a characteristic deep reddish-brown color, while pure Oxandrolone yields a pale yellow or no change.
  • Clenbuterol: The product was inert. The lack of any beta-2 agonist activity (no thermogenic effect, no increase in heart rate, no tremors) even at doses escalating to 120mcg/day, indicates the product contained little to no active Clenbuterol Hydrochloride. Verifying this compound requires HPLC/MS, a test that any serious lab should be conducting on every batch. Their failure to do so is an act of gross negligence.

PART III: THE COMPANY'S RESPONSE & THE FINAL LIE


When I presented this mountain of evidence to Primal Pharma privately, I was met with insults and baseless accusations. However, in their rage, they made a critical error: they capitulated and agreed to issue a full refund.

(See Fig 3-6, in particular Fig 5: Screenshot of their email, where they state "We'll issue you a full refund... send me your BTC address so I get you taken care of.")


I provided my information as requested. That was over 72 hours ago.

No refund has been sent (one can check on the blockchain that there are no transaction to the given address).

They did not just sell me a dangerous and fraudulent product. They looked me in the eye, gave me their word that they would make it right, and then they lied. Their contempt for their customers is absolute.


CONCLUSION


The evidence is overwhelming and points to a single, terrifying conclusion: Primal Pharma is a dangerous, fraudulent, and dishonorable operator. Their injectables are contaminated, their orals are counterfeit, their business practices are reprehensible, and their word is worthless.

I was fortunate that my background in science allowed me to manage my own medical crisis. The next victim may not be so lucky.

This is my analysis. This is my evidence. I am attaching my name to this warning.


Paul Haidu Gerea
LakeMerritt13@proton.me

How did I just see this? Stay the fuck off this forum, maybe the looksmaxxers aren’t so bad after all.
 
Heating up the crystals when the TRT vial crashes from the weather IS LITERALLY DAY ONE SHIT WTF I mean come on dumbass, really?

Now I understand how I look when I overuse ChatGPT… This guy was unironically that confidently wrong he found some mysterious discovery and that he is entitled to demands.. WTAF jfl
 

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