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[Bandern]

Nooo don’t exit scam we were having so much fun

 

[verylargeshoes]

Nooo don’t exit scam we were having so much fun

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... god DAMN it! ...

<sadly empties his $1200 cart and realizes he owes @Bandern one>

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Nooo don’t exit scam we were having so much fun

Oh no, not the exit scam buzzword again. Y’all really treat PTSD from past sources like it’s a personality trait. We drop test results, upgrade servers, offer a sale, and ship hundreds of orders and your first thought is “they must be leaving”? Relax bro, not every source is built like your ex. Go touch some grass, or better yet, grab a discount before you miss out and end up paranoid.

20% OFF WEEKEND SALE BOYS!
Stock up, gear up, and let’s have a great weekend. Unless you’d rather spend it doomscrolling and accusing legit sources of vanishing while we’re busy working. Your call.

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Primal showed up to play today. Steady on, boys.

 

[Bandern]

Oh no, not the exit scam buzzword again. Y’all really treat PTSD from past sources like it’s a personality trait. We drop test results, upgrade servers, offer a sale, and ship hundreds of orders and your first thought is “they must be leaving”? Relax bro, not every source is built like your ex. Go touch some grass, or better yet, grab a discount before you miss out and end up paranoid.

20% OFF WEEKEND SALE BOYS!
Stock up, gear up, and let’s have a great weekend. Unless you’d rather spend it doomscrolling and accusing legit sources of vanishing while we’re busy working. Your call.

Wait you actually sell drugs??? I thought this was a shitpoasting thread? Unbelievable

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Oh no, not the exit scam buzzword again. Y’all really treat PTSD from past sources like it’s a personality trait. We drop test results, upgrade servers, offer a sale, and ship hundreds of orders and your first thought is “they must be leaving”? Relax bro, not every source is built like your ex. Go touch some grass, or better yet, grab a discount before you miss out and end up paranoid.

20% OFF WEEKEND SALE BOYS!
Stock up, gear up, and let’s have a great weekend. Unless you’d rather spend it doomscrolling and accusing legit sources of vanishing while we’re busy working. Your call.

SALE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT, MONDAY JULY 21ST

 

[Anonymous member 154437]

Relax bro, not every source is built like your ex.

I wish every source was like my ex. Always comes back and always crazy fun

 

[BigDadd7]

You've got Mia in her place.

@RzSco thats how you do it bro. Just be confident and don't give a fuck.

 

[BigDadd7]

Watch- @Primal_Pharma you gonna take this whole D?

... ten minutes later, freebies getting delivered!

 

[Sickxlost]

Thank you, brother! But be careful, you’re treading dangerous waters now. Say one nice thing and suddenly you’re my second cousin from Albania with a freshly made burner account. Blink twice and they’ll accuse you of being on payroll, sipping Tren flavored KoolAid in a Primal Pharma hoodie

If backing solid gear and decent service makes you an “alt,” we might need to start printing out W-2s…

I mean… what’s up on a primal pharma hoodie…

 

[BamaCrazy]

what did you buy?

Mast E and Exemestane. I don’t need either. I’m a hoarder. But my Exemestane came in a CVS bottle with some rando name on it. If you want to learn more about new sources, but from them.

 

[verylargeshoes]

Mast E and Exemestane. I don’t need either. I’m a hoarder.

Brother! I have had at least one source assume I was selling.

 

[Whistles77]

Mast E and Exemestane. I don’t need either. I’m a hoarder. But my Exemestane came in a CVS bottle with some rando name on it. If you want to learn more about new sources, but from them.

Jordan Belfort isn’t a random name

 

[Wizbang]

Jordan Belfort isn’t a random name

wolf of wall st

 

[BamaCrazy]

Jordan Belfort isn’t a random name

I didn’t pay much attention to what the name was. But that sounds right.

 

[verylargeshoes]

wolf of wall st

Who made his fortune selling bunk stocks. Think they're trying to tell us something?!?

 

[accidentaljedi173]

Oh no, not the exit scam buzzword again. Y’all really treat PTSD from past sources like it’s a personality trait. We drop test results, upgrade servers, offer a sale, and ship hundreds of orders and your first thought is “they must be leaving”? Relax bro, not every source is built like your ex. Go touch some grass, or better yet, grab a discount before you miss out and end up paranoid.

20% OFF WEEKEND SALE BOYS!
Stock up, gear up, and let’s have a great weekend. Unless you’d rather spend it doomscrolling and accusing legit sources of vanishing while we’re busy working. Your call.

Damn, only you can make sarcastic jokes? You took that so seriously I think you might actually have a guilty conscience. Is there something we should know?

You have an alternative agenda I just know it.

 

[readalot]

Jordan Belfort isn’t a random name

Thank you. I was wondering when someone was going to say it.

 

[cajunpauper]

There

Hey brother,

Not trying to be a dick at all, I just want to clear something up since it keeps getting glossed over.

If you go back and actually read the reviews that were posted on the day we launched, or immediately after, you’ll notice a clear pattern. Every single person who left a review had reached out after we posted on the Analytical Testing Results thread. That’s when we first made ourselves visible to the community. That was the post that opened the door, and from there, people started placing orders and giving their feedback.

We didn’t do the whole behind the scenes, DM people we know to get early praise (we literally don’t know anyone here lol). Just wanted to clarify that once and for all so it’s not misunderstood moving forward.

Appreciate all the scrutiny, it keeps us sharp.

With respect,
Primal Pharma

I appreciate the clarification; this much I wasn't aware of, and it actually makes sense.

 

[Sickxlost]

I’m still stuck on the hoodie post. You thinking next month? XXL will work for me.

First!