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verylargeshoes said:
@Ghoul tells me that the anus is an excellent site for absorption of exogenous hormones.

Say what you will about the gentleman, but he’s got pretty good pickup game.
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How dare you mix us up. Unconscionable.

Angry Meryl Streep GIF
 
verylargeshoes said:
…or did you both make forward suggestions about the back door? I’d feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

You have my sincerest apologies, sir! Other than your posts’ high informational density, there is little excuse to confuse you. Just a momentary touch of senility.
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Since we are here might as well kill at least 3 birds with one finger.

www.newscientist.com

Ig Nobel prizes hail 'digital rectal massage'

"I have always hoped to win a real Nobel prize for medicine," Francis Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine told New Scientist . Nevertheless, he settled for the Ig Nobel prize in medicine instead, handed out along with nine other Ig Nobel prizes in a Thursday evening...
www.newscientist.com www.newscientist.com



@BamaCrazy forgot to copy you on this as well.

Good to have in your back pocket just in case if using UG peptides.
 
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readalot said:
Since we are here might as well kill at least 3 birds with one finger.

www.newscientist.com

Ig Nobel prizes hail 'digital rectal massage'

"I have always hoped to win a real Nobel prize for medicine," Francis Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine told New Scientist . Nevertheless, he settled for the Ig Nobel prize in medicine instead, handed out along with nine other Ig Nobel prizes in a Thursday evening...
www.newscientist.com www.newscientist.com



@BamaCrazy forgot to copy you on this as well.

Good to have in your back pocket just in case if using UG peptides.
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Just to clarify…. Is it mandatory to have hiccups to implement this protocol?
 
readalot said:
Since we are here might as well kill at least 3 birds with one finger.

www.newscientist.com

Ig Nobel prizes hail 'digital rectal massage'

"I have always hoped to win a real Nobel prize for medicine," Francis Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine told New Scientist . Nevertheless, he settled for the Ig Nobel prize in medicine instead, handed out along with nine other Ig Nobel prizes in a Thursday evening...
www.newscientist.com www.newscientist.com



@BamaCrazy forgot to copy you on this as well.

Good to have in your back pocket just in case if using UG peptides.
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Your Mast induced BPH might also be alleviated. So many benefits to ‘explore’.
 
Primal_Pharma said:
Hey everyone,

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On top of that, we’ve tweaked our bulk‑order deal: instead of having to spend $1,000 to snag that 20% off, you’ll now unlock 20% off on any order of $500 or more. We found that’s the sweet spot where most of you place your bigger orders anyway, so this change should help you stack more product at a better rate.

Recap of the new pricing:
  • 10% off every product, all the time
  • 20% off when your order hits $500 (down from $1,000)
We’re constantly listening to your feedback, and this is just one way we’re working to make Primal even more customer‑friendly. As always, hit us up with any questions or suggestions! Your input drives everything we do.

Appreciate all of you so much, thank you guys seriously.

— The Primal Pharma Team
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Just got my touchdown today! Nice packaging brother. I like the nice touch on the label on my aboms jordan beltford . Everything looks great . Can't wait to get back on my cycle . Nice job bro
 

Unleashed the Beast: My Banana Box Bulk (Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, Tbol)​



Alright, fellow iron warriors, gather 'round, because I've got a story for you. Three weeks in on the Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and Tbol cocktail, and I'm not just up 16 lbs... I think I'm evolving.

This cycle didn't come from some sterile lab or a discreet package. Nah, this arrived with a thump on my doorstep, delivered by a gorilla. Not a metaphor, folks. A literal, chest-beating, silverback gorilla. He grunted something that sounded suspiciously like "Gains... or else," handed me a banana box, and then gracefully swung off into the sunset. I'm pretty sure he left a single, perfectly ripe banana as a tip.

Inside that banana box? Pure, unadulterated jungle juice. And let me tell you, it's working. My traps are trying to eat my ears, my lats are threatening to rip my shirts, and I'm pretty sure my morning coffee now requires a spotter. I've started instinctively beating my chest before heavy lifts, and I'm eyeing the neighbor's prize-winning rose bushes with a strange, primal urge to... uproot them.

My strength is through the roof. I accidentally bent a cast iron pan trying to flip pancakes this morning. My wife now refers to me exclusively as "Tarzan," and our dog barks at me with a newfound respect, or maybe fear.

If you're looking to go full primate, to tap into that ancient, unbridled strength, and you don't mind your supplements arriving via a large, hairy delivery service, then this stack is for you. Just make sure you've got enough bananas. And maybe a bigger doorframe.

Rating: 5/5 Bananas (would get delivered by a gorilla again)
 
Flex.AF said:

Unleashed the Beast: My Banana Box Bulk (Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, Tbol)​



Alright, fellow iron warriors, gather 'round, because I've got a story for you. Three weeks in on the Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and Tbol cocktail, and I'm not just up 16 lbs... I think I'm evolving.

This cycle didn't come from some sterile lab or a discreet package. Nah, this arrived with a thump on my doorstep, delivered by a gorilla. Not a metaphor, folks. A literal, chest-beating, silverback gorilla. He grunted something that sounded suspiciously like "Gains... or else," handed me a banana box, and then gracefully swung off into the sunset. I'm pretty sure he left a single, perfectly ripe banana as a tip.

Inside that banana box? Pure, unadulterated jungle juice. And let me tell you, it's working. My traps are trying to eat my ears, my lats are threatening to rip my shirts, and I'm pretty sure my morning coffee now requires a spotter. I've started instinctively beating my chest before heavy lifts, and I'm eyeing the neighbor's prize-winning rose bushes with a strange, primal urge to... uproot them.

My strength is through the roof. I accidentally bent a cast iron pan trying to flip pancakes this morning. My wife now refers to me exclusively as "Tarzan," and our dog barks at me with a newfound respect, or maybe fear.

If you're looking to go full primate, to tap into that ancient, unbridled strength, and you don't mind your supplements arriving via a large, hairy delivery service, then this stack is for you. Just make sure you've got enough bananas. And maybe a bigger doorframe.

Rating: 5/5 Bananas (would get delivered by a gorilla again)
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What's the going rate on one of these pieces?

Condescending Wonka GIF
 
Flex.AF said:

Unleashed the Beast: My Banana Box Bulk (Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, Tbol)​



Alright, fellow iron warriors, gather 'round, because I've got a story for you. Three weeks in on the Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and Tbol cocktail, and I'm not just up 16 lbs... I think I'm evolving.

This cycle didn't come from some sterile lab or a discreet package. Nah, this arrived with a thump on my doorstep, delivered by a gorilla. Not a metaphor, folks. A literal, chest-beating, silverback gorilla. He grunted something that sounded suspiciously like "Gains... or else," handed me a banana box, and then gracefully swung off into the sunset. I'm pretty sure he left a single, perfectly ripe banana as a tip.

Inside that banana box? Pure, unadulterated jungle juice. And let me tell you, it's working. My traps are trying to eat my ears, my lats are threatening to rip my shirts, and I'm pretty sure my morning coffee now requires a spotter. I've started instinctively beating my chest before heavy lifts, and I'm eyeing the neighbor's prize-winning rose bushes with a strange, primal urge to... uproot them.

My strength is through the roof. I accidentally bent a cast iron pan trying to flip pancakes this morning. My wife now refers to me exclusively as "Tarzan," and our dog barks at me with a newfound respect, or maybe fear.

If you're looking to go full primate, to tap into that ancient, unbridled strength, and you don't mind your supplements arriving via a large, hairy delivery service, then this stack is for you. Just make sure you've got enough bananas. And maybe a bigger doorframe.

Rating: 5/5 Bananas (would get delivered by a gorilla again)
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Your typing / writing style is very similar to primal … I could care less but it def has similar traits lol
 
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