Muscle-Tech caption contest!

[prodigy06]

We all know, when it comes to top of the line supplements, Muscle-Tech can't be beat.
With products that have litteraly thousands of years of research behind them Musle-Tech is the leading pioneer in todays super-ultra-high-tech supplement industry. As an unoffical spokes person for muscle tech I need YOU to create captions for our new super eXtremE ad campaign.
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[perseverance]

can't figure out how the hell to put the pic up without attaching it, but anyways, this one's for you prod.

"Muscletech scientists have discovered that by drinking the urine of the German baby born with two mutated myostatin genes, that your body will also stop producing the size limiting protein. Prepare for muscular explosion!"

 

[prodigy06]

lol. Just right click and go to properties and copy the image link, then paste it between

 

[prodigy06]

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King: It says here that it may reduce penis size...
Scientist: Your penis will shrink to exactly this size
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Gustavo: Alright let's see, we got 200mg adrol, 100mg dbol, a little milk thistle for the liver, and oh... can't forget my secert weapon... CREAKIC!!!

 

[HDH]

You'll give me how much ($$$) if I say I take this shit?

HDH

 

[perseverance]

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Wait a minute....these aren't jelly beans!

 

[perseverance]

"Maybe if i stand outside with my shirt off holding some cell-tech a muscle-tech rep will see me and sponsor me. Or maybe a hot chick will walk by and i'll get laid. Gosh i'm awesome!"