lmfao!!!!!!!!

that was funny. Fast food , click on the elite link, than click on the link the guy from elite posted
 
HAHA, OK i got the second one..... fat people falling seem to always be funny .... does that make me a dick??? ............. oh well
 
so this is where chippy has been hiding today


"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported
 
thick said:
so this is where chippy has been hiding today


"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported


This is the line that gets me right here.....
"Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."

i thought it was normal to have a five foot cock.... WHAAAAT?!?!?!?

..... i wonder how big his thumbs were ;)
 
i just wanna know who the guy was that had to measure it ???

He goes home to his wife (smelling like whale nut, no doubt) and she asks him...

wife: "Hi honey, how was your day?"
him: "Good, pretty eventful."
wife: "Oh really? What did you do?"
him: "I measured the cock of a whale that exploded!"

I mean WHO DOES THAT?!?!?.... HONESTLY, WHO THROWS A SHOE!!!
 
that is what i thought. only 5 feet? the thumbs would be very fitting for the likes of anna nicole
 
lmfao!!! good shit satch. i was thinking 'this chick needs to get kicked in the head...' as she was wailing like a bitch. but i'll settle for the phonebook to the back of the noggen.... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :D
 
lmao,the chick that gets whacked with the book was funny as hell.thats is fucking annoying!

alright i finally got my avitar to come up :D
maxx
 
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