Its official: I suck at technology[

)] Can't even rotate a picture.
So, and again, sorry for the threadjack Btw I have a killer connect right now that I may share, however is private and I need to ask him if first).
Yes, I have been a braggert. Primarily because I was egged on, but I admit, my skin should get thicker. I am going to post more upside down pics, and everyone is free to laugh.
Here are more things I suck at: I will walk to the back of my store...and then when I get back there, I forget why I went. I forget peoples orders, After a year at my business, I still have to search for stuff that any idiot should be able to find.
It took me forever to learn how to operate a cash register. It took even longer to learn how to assemble a wheat grass juicer. If I had an employee like me, I would fire him w/ in 2 days. Seriously
I can't fix thing that most men can fix.
I was a great teacher, but I would leave exams around in the class room after the test was given.
I get dates (like birthdays and anniversaries) mixed up.
I am narcissistic, selfish, and self centered, its true. I was a high school dropout (the only requirement for community college is that you must be 18, and no questions were asked when I transferred to a 4 year uni.)
One of the very good things about me, besides a gift for getting a whole forum to hate me[

)] Is I am very driven once I get a goal. I also do not lie, unless my wife asks if she looks fat in her/pants/dress whatever.[

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