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)]This is getting very confusing so I'm going to summarize what we have so far in an attempt to bring some clarity to this mess.
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Confused yet? I know I sure am, but it gets even worse. In addition to everything above, we find out that last night, Stretch was giving road head to a chihuahua in a flying saucer over PC's 4 story mansion where they took pictures of Obama waxing a Ferrari. I think I have that right, Stretch.
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This is getting very confusing so I'm going to summarize what we have so far in an attempt to bring some clarity to this mess.
From what I can determine, PC was a senior student at a japanese ju jitsu school run by some guy named "Rick." No, never trained at a Japaneses school. "Rick" had a wrestling, BJJ, and Kyokushin background. He was fighting in Japan (he also fought in the UFC twice) The sensei of the Japanese school gave "Rick" a black belt. One day, some guy named "Ray" It is actually Jay White, not Ray. And for those that say Jay sucked at MMA, you don't know how poorly managed he was. He never lost while I was cornering him, he just stopped listening to my advice. He quit while I was conditioning him to fight a Frank Shamrock guy and I never cornered/prepped him again. In that fight, he dominate Franks guy (They were always in shape) but gassed in the third round and lost.
Jay came to "Rick's" school as a beginner in japanese ju jitsu. After 7 months, "Ray" somehow gets a blue belt in brazilian ju jitsu from "Renzo," but at a japanese ju jitsu school. 7 months later he gets a purple belt in BJJ from "Renzo" at the same school. No, Rick gave Jay a Black belt from the Japanese lineage belt, not Renzo. Renzo gave Jay his blue and purple Jay and myself NEVER Trained at a Japanese school. Come on, CBS, you are smarter than this.
After some time, "Ray" leaves PC's instructor "Rick's" school and goes to Vegas NO, no, no! Rick turned the school over to Jay, and I actually ran it for a while (until I finished school)
(Why is Vegas always involved? Because there are a ton of fights there, If you train there, you don't have to travel or adopt to time differences. [Jay] joins some kind of swinger's club where he starts screwing some girl named "Kim" who is married to Randy Couture who is screwing everybody else. As far as I can tell, PC didn't say he screwed any of them but you never know. OK, have to admit, that was funny. Funny but mistaken Please don't tell me you don't know who Randy Couture is. Randy married Kim, she was his 2nd or 3rd wife (can't remember) Randy cheated on Kim, as chronicled in his book. While Randy was busy cheating, Jay slept w/ his soon to be ex Kim
After all that screwing, "Ray" loses his fight (presumably because he was so busy screwing "Kim," he didn't have time to listen to PC's coaching), so "Ray" leaves Vegas and begins training with some guy named "Matt." Since "Matt" didn't believe in "game plans," "Ray" loses yet again. Correct. but also, Jay was thrown into fights w/ top guys like Monson. He should have worked his way up and built a solid record before fighting those guy. Matt, is Matt Lindland. Jay was definitely mismanaged. Another problem was that whenever Jay got his bell rung, he would just square up and start brawling and got KOe'd I always tell guys, if you get your bell rung, and are not knocked out, do one of 2 things (or both). First, recuperate w/ the jab. Stick (double/ triple jabs) and move side to side and backwards until your head clears. Or clinch
Now, this is where things really get fuzzy. It's at this point that "Ray," who has a purple belt in BJJ from "Renzo" but was only a junior to PC in JJJ, awards PC (his senior) a black belt in JJJ from "Ricks" school. No no, Jay was a purple under Renzo, Rick gave him a black belt. Before I moved to Tx, Jay belted me.
To clear up all this confusion, PC posts a video of himself at a grappling tournament to help prove he has a black belt, but the guy in the video only has a blue belt and PC himself isn't even sure if it's him in the video that HE posted. No, I explained that I was a bb in jjj, and a blue in BJJ. Someone sent me that vid, and I thought it was a tourney I did in Houston while training w/ Anderson Leal. From the side, the guys is a doppleganger of me.
To add even more confusion, Mike Oxbig ID'd the guy in the video through his facebook page as being some other guy from Florida.
Confused yet? I know I sure am, but it gets even worse. In addition to everything above, we find out that last night, Stretch was giving road head to a chihuahua in a flying saucer over PC's 4 story mansion where they took pictures of Obama waxing a Ferrari. I think I have that right, Stretch.
So that's all we have so far. I can't wait to hear how PC will prove his bodybuilding titles. [
