just for shits and giggles....

[da game]

Thats some funny shit.

 

[apollojay]

jokes are just jokes, thats why they call them that. in order to have a joke be funny, someone or some group has to be the butt of it. anyway, shouldn't you be squatting instead of joking around? by since i am here.... How do you tell when it is bedtime at Neverland?.....When the big hand touches the little hand! sorry, i thought it was funny. stay strong bros.
-jay

 

[Bob Smith]

Did you hear about the new German microwaves? They seat 10.

Im German and I take great offense to that. You are an ignorant, insensitive bastard for using one of the most horrendous attrocities of all time in order to get a laugh out of your little "friends."

jk, I thought it was funny as hell.

People need to realize that there is a difference between making fun of someone specific with a disease ("Hey John, you have hepatitis C...bwahahahaha!) and making light of a bad situation, as Chip was doing. Geez, get a grip.

My uncle is schitzophrenic (sp?), but I still think those jokes can be hilarious. Too bad most people make a joke about schitzos when they really mean multiple personality disorder. Seriously, if youre gonna make a joke, at least know what the hell youre talking about.

 

[TNH]

Did you hear about the new German microwaves? They seat 10.

hahahahaha!!!
That one had me laughing until I coughed

 

[Bigchest1225]

Maybe I do need to lighten up a little. Could be the Tren :-D

I didnt mean to hi-jack this thread. Sorry Chip Bronson


BTW....Graybass did you ever notice how close your user name is to GayAss? Mind if I refer to you as that from now on? lol J/k

Sorry everyone, I really was just in a very f**ked up mood earlier.


No harm intended.


Nite all

 

[Chip Bronson]

Maybe I do need to lighten up a little. Could be the Tren :-D

I didnt mean to hi-jack this thread. Sorry Chip Bronson


BTW....Graybass did you ever notice how close your user name is to GayAss? Mind if I refer to you as that from now on? lol J/k

Sorry everyone, I really was just in a very f**ked up mood earlier.


No harm intended.


Nite all

no apology necessary bro. we all have our fucked-up days - me more than anyone else, especially since going cold turkey on the chiba... so, i'm with ya... i'm sure you're a good bro and i look forward to getting to know you on meso.

q: now, what do you call a fag with a chipped tooth?

a: a meat-grinder.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! here we go again...

 

[Bob Smith]

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

 

[Chip Bronson]

lmfao... good one bob.

 

[graybass]

lmfao

Were do I start, lets pick on the girls!!
Why are girls ass and pussy so close together?
So you can carry them home like a 6 pack. Ha Ha

Why do women have legs?
so they don't leave snail trails on the kitchen floor!

what do you call a dumb blonde with big tits???
MY WIFE!!!!LMFAO ( she better not see this got to hurry up and post)

more more!!!!

 

[Chip Bronson]

2 fags are home fucking all day because they don't have jobs. one day, one of the fags gets a job. so he gets up in the morning and takes a shower, gets dressed and is ready to leave for work. when he's about to leave for work, the other fag hands him a condom full of splooge. the homo going to work asks, 'what is this for?' the other homo replies, 'i packed you some lunch.'

 

[thick]

chip u make me sick. u fag hater

 

[Chip Bronson]

chip u make me sick. u fag hater

glad i'm able to make you sick thick. hey, that rhymes... but a fag-hater i'm not bro. i loves the homosexuals. why, who would i bust on if they weren't around?

hey thickie, you're not a little gay or something are you?...

 

[spookaroo]

Maybe I do need to lighten up a little. Could be the Tren :-D

I didnt mean to hi-jack this thread. Sorry Chip Bronson


BTW....Graybass did you ever notice how close your user name is to GayAss? Mind if I refer to you as that from now on? lol J/k




Graybass+gayass????? Bwahahahahahahahahahaa

Jesus didn't anybody else see this?

 

[thick]

just riding u chip i mean giving u a hard one i mean slapping u around a little oh man u know what i mean

 

[Chip Bronson]

just riding u chip i mean giving u a hard one i mean slapping u around a little oh man u know what i mean

ya poopoo panderer...