Massive690
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Well, Im going to get flamed big time for this one, but dammit I deserve it. Ok, here goes I have 5 finals next week and have been busting my ass studying for them. So to relieve some stress I decided to go out to the bar last night and have a few beers and watch the t-wolves game. Turns out that all of my friends decided they wanted to be candyasses and stay in for the night so I ended up going by myself (I usually know a bunch of people out there anyways, so I figured I wouldnt be alone).
So I got to the bar and started watching the game. A few dudes came in and sat next to me. We started shooting the shit a little bit and ordered a few more beers. The guy sitting next to me was a pretty cool dude, he was pretty big so we started talking about lifting and shit. Turns out he works a construction job and comes out to this bar a lot so he knew all of these chicks that were regulars there too. So the chicks came over and sat by us and we started DRINKING, I mean shot after shot after shot. Next thing I knew it was 2 am and we were getting kicked out. Im just shitfaced. The dude invited me and some of the chicks over for and after party at his house, it was right on my way home so I said fuck it why not.
When I got to his house it was just me and him, none of the chicks came over. So I told him I was just going to finish my beer and dip on home. Im in the middle of pounding the rest of my beer when all of the sudden he grabs my ass! I dropped my beer and was like what the fuck was that! he tells me well youre just so gorgeous I couldnt help myself All of the sudden everything made sense: him buying me shots all night, the chicks hanging around him, everything. I contemplated kicking his ass for a second (Ive been in quite a few fights) but I figured I was so drunk and with my luck hed probably end up beating the piss out of me, then Id have to go around saying I got raped by a fag after he knocked me out.
So anyways I decide to turn around and sprint put the door, hop in my car, and get the fuck out of there. For some reason on the way home I felt the need to try to regain my manhood by doing 100 around a 35 mph S curve. Needless to say I lost control, hit a sign, ate it into a huge ditch and ended up in a forest. I got my buddy to come tow me out before the cops came so I didnt get a DWI, but my car is pretty fucked up. Sorry this is so long but I had to tell someone about this and there is no way I was going to tell anyone I know.
The moral to this story is NEVER turn off your gaydar, not even for a second, or those fuckers will trick ya. Dammit! Im such a shit..
So I got to the bar and started watching the game. A few dudes came in and sat next to me. We started shooting the shit a little bit and ordered a few more beers. The guy sitting next to me was a pretty cool dude, he was pretty big so we started talking about lifting and shit. Turns out he works a construction job and comes out to this bar a lot so he knew all of these chicks that were regulars there too. So the chicks came over and sat by us and we started DRINKING, I mean shot after shot after shot. Next thing I knew it was 2 am and we were getting kicked out. Im just shitfaced. The dude invited me and some of the chicks over for and after party at his house, it was right on my way home so I said fuck it why not.
When I got to his house it was just me and him, none of the chicks came over. So I told him I was just going to finish my beer and dip on home. Im in the middle of pounding the rest of my beer when all of the sudden he grabs my ass! I dropped my beer and was like what the fuck was that! he tells me well youre just so gorgeous I couldnt help myself All of the sudden everything made sense: him buying me shots all night, the chicks hanging around him, everything. I contemplated kicking his ass for a second (Ive been in quite a few fights) but I figured I was so drunk and with my luck hed probably end up beating the piss out of me, then Id have to go around saying I got raped by a fag after he knocked me out.
So anyways I decide to turn around and sprint put the door, hop in my car, and get the fuck out of there. For some reason on the way home I felt the need to try to regain my manhood by doing 100 around a 35 mph S curve. Needless to say I lost control, hit a sign, ate it into a huge ditch and ended up in a forest. I got my buddy to come tow me out before the cops came so I didnt get a DWI, but my car is pretty fucked up. Sorry this is so long but I had to tell someone about this and there is no way I was going to tell anyone I know.
The moral to this story is NEVER turn off your gaydar, not even for a second, or those fuckers will trick ya. Dammit! Im such a shit..
eventhough im kinda miserable right now. DAMMIT i can't believe he said i was gorgeous
