GirlyMan
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I grew up watching William F. Buckley on Firing Line. He's why I've been a registered Republican my entire voting life. He's turning over in his grave right now at the lack of rational rhetoric and appeal to ignorance and fear happening in my party now.
So I figured I'd start keeping a list of why Girly's going Nomad. But I'm not turning in my colors 'cause I still like voting in the primaries for Ron Paul. I realize he'd be disastrous as President but it gives me great gratification and solace to vote for someone who actually still stands by their principles.
1) Abortion - Unless you've willingly shitted out a duckpin bowling ball, shut the fuck up.
2) Christianity - Went to parochial school for K-12. I've read the Bible cover-to-cover more times than you. Reasoned for myself long ago that the promise of a postmortem preservation of identity was delusional bullshit. If you've read just the red letters of the Red Letter Version of the New Testament and live by them, I'll listen. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
3) Homosexuality - Worry about where you're sticking your own dick and shut the fuck up.
4) Gay Marriage - Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
5) Union Busting - If you wind up at the bottom of the Hudson river wearing cement shoes you might've had it coming.
6) Social Safety Nets - If you cut off support for the poor and downtrodden they will show up at your door with pitchforks and torches to take your shit. I know my GirlyAss would.
I'm sure I have more.
So I figured I'd start keeping a list of why Girly's going Nomad. But I'm not turning in my colors 'cause I still like voting in the primaries for Ron Paul. I realize he'd be disastrous as President but it gives me great gratification and solace to vote for someone who actually still stands by their principles.
1) Abortion - Unless you've willingly shitted out a duckpin bowling ball, shut the fuck up.
2) Christianity - Went to parochial school for K-12. I've read the Bible cover-to-cover more times than you. Reasoned for myself long ago that the promise of a postmortem preservation of identity was delusional bullshit. If you've read just the red letters of the Red Letter Version of the New Testament and live by them, I'll listen. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
3) Homosexuality - Worry about where you're sticking your own dick and shut the fuck up.
4) Gay Marriage - Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
5) Union Busting - If you wind up at the bottom of the Hudson river wearing cement shoes you might've had it coming.
6) Social Safety Nets - If you cut off support for the poor and downtrodden they will show up at your door with pitchforks and torches to take your shit. I know my GirlyAss would.
I'm sure I have more.
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