First cycle, idk what im doing

It’s not just TikTok there is something fundamentally wrong with younger generations that transcends normal generational gripes. Look at millennials for example, they grew up in the dawn of the internet and use the internet a lot for their careers and personal development and leisure. Compare that to Gen Z and Alpha, they are growing up in the age of LLMs and have more easily accessible resources than any previous generation and they’re just not using them at all. I can’t even count the times at work I’ve had a younger person ask me a question that is easily googled. When I was early in my career people would be embarrassed to ask questions like that without even trying. They literally just use the internet for leisure and don’t know how to use it to better themselves or their careers.
 
Two statements that don’t belong in the same sentence.

Uh, maybe do some reading before you start injecting gear into your ass? That’s probably the first step. I don’t know, it’s just what I would do.

@glpfun totally agree with everything in your post. The degree of hand holding we have done with these kids in the last decade has resulted in what we are seeing now. The lack of independence is baffling to me.
 
Run this-

350mg Mast E
200mg Tren Hex
200mg NPP/Deca
5mg T3
25mg anavar daily
15iu hgh daily
5 units novolin r/insulin post workout
15mg superdro! pre workout
10mg anadrol pre workout
100mg DNP
Topical DHB
20mg Cardarine daily
25mg Rad140 daily
20mg mk677 daily
1.5mg slu pp 332 daily
2mg Mt2
3mg Reta
10mg Cialis EOD
25mg aromisin daily
500mg Metformin Daily
1g Caffiene + • 200mg Dmha
50mg accutane daily
 
I've only been researching for a 2-3 weeks, so what I'm saying could not be 100% accurate, hopefully more knowledgeable people can help as well, but obviously verify it yourself, and you definitely need to research more. I'd rather give you somewhat better advice then you do that dumbass cycle. First, It's your first cycle bro, you don't need 400mg, and you don't need anavar first cycle, you're just adding hepatotoxicity and the synergy is tiny. Your going to put more muscle on ever in your entire life, that extra shit and higher doses are for the future once it starts getting harder to put on muscle at the dose you were doing. Also you said you're only gonna pin 1x week, you're gonna cause peaks, so estrogen spikes which mean gyno, acne, and fucking your mood up. Do 200-300mg test cyp/e microdosed daily (gotta research more about microdosing not 100% it's most optimal) or 2-3x weekly. It has a 4-5 day half-life, Monday and Thursday, stability reduces sides by 30-50%. If your doing x2 weekly, or daily, the dose is divided by the amount of times you're injecting. So lets say you still do 400 mg, you pin 2x weekly, so 200mg each pin, so 400mg total weekly. Or if it's microdosed aka daily, you'd want 57mg daily, can round it up to 60 mg for simplicity, so it'd be 420mg weekly then, hopefully you understood that properly. DO NOT PIN 400MG EACH TIME, IT'S SPLIT THROUGH THE WEEK. Also gonna say this just in case, because you sound very uninformed, read the vial, most likely gonna say 250mg/ml, that means per ml there's 250mg, DO NOT INJECT THE ENTIRE VIAL. Read their Janoshik testing and see the actual amount per ml tho, I just go with that rather than what they say it is. Usually same shit tho but just incase. DO NOT BUY IF THEY DO NOT HAVE JANOSHIK TESTING. Ok next, HCG 250 IU 3x a week. Just spend the extra money on HCG bro, UGL its not even that expensive, assuming that's why you didn't add it. And HCG and Enclomiphene/Nolva for PCT. Personally I'd say Enclomiphene is better, pretty sure less sides. Also pretty sure you're underdosing the Nolva using 20mg. Also don't start PCT immediately after you finish your cycle/test, so you do the 12 weeks, then you wait 2 weeks before starting PCT because Test E ester lingers. You're just wasting the SERM. Also 30 days for PCT is too short, 4-6 weeks bro. Doing this you shouldn't need an AI, but monitor estrogen levels, 20-30% aromatize, depends on genetics tho, but for the most part your levels should be balanced and this should minimize the risk of steroids while still getting the benefits. Next, 7 weeks bro Test E starts to peak literally week 4-6 bro, so don't do 7 weeks. At least 12-14 weeks bro, I'm assuming you want to do 7 to minimize the suppression duration, I'd say 12 weeks would be better with that goal. 16 weeks overall I personally believe would be better but longer suppression. Also if your under 18, your just gonna fuck up your growth plates, just wait bro, take the time to properly research it, it's retarded at that age for a multitude of reasons. Not sure if you are, but other people are saying it.

Also get bloodwork before you actually start cycling, you only get one chance to do this because you need to know baseline levels previous to hopping on. You're going to regret not doing it. If you can't afford blood work, you can't afford being on steroids. This explains what you need and why. Medical Screening required before your First Cycle – Vigorous Steve

Also hopefully you researched this, monitoring your health is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, DO NOT BE RETARDED. NOT EXPENSIVE. Here's an article of things to get. Essential Health Monitoring Devices – Vigorous Steve

I'll sum it up tho, get a blood pressure monitor, shits like $40, you'll have it for life, a blood glucose monitor, walmart is giving a free contour next gen glucose monitor if you buy the Counter next test strips. Not sure if world wide, saw it today near me. Still like $40 tho. Next, blood ketone monitor and a body temperature monitor. both like $40 each. They're optional but dosen't cost much bro might as well. All this is like $160 max and you'll have it basically for life. the testing strips you'll have to buy again once in a while but they're cheap as shit so who cares.

Also hopefully you have liver support... Tudca, NAC, fish oil, etc.
Talks about multiple things you can take. Obviously don't need all of them. Research and see what fits into your cost, what has the best benefits, etc. Also just buy them from bulk supplements, it's cheap as shit long term if u buy a good amount.

Also read this.
Again, don't be retarded.

Also have AI on hand just incase. Get Aromasin. Also Finasteride just in case. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE THESE IF NOT NEEDED. Better thing for blocking DHT is RU58841, this is local rather then systemic, which means instead of taking all the DHT out you're body it only takes out the DHT in your scalp, you have to apply it topically, pretty sure it's daily. Search up Dr.TrevorBachmeyer, he goes into detail on how it works, he hates finasteride, he is bald ironically tho but you can tell he cares. But if you're prone to balding you're most likely going to lose your hair eventually doing steroids, especially if you plan to do very high doses, just something you gotta accept.

To make sure you're hematocrit don't get fucked (Again, get bloodwork), donate blood every 8 weeks. Also drink a shit ton of water and do cardio, cardio helps with a multitude of things, not just this. Very important to make sure you're not ruining your health with steroids.

Watch More plates more dates, very good source of information, Also vigorous Steve, probably later on tho because he explains things more advancely and it's pretty confusing when you don't know wtf he's saying. Articles are usually dumbed down a bit tho.

Also I'd personally recommended pinning subq, higher doses Intramuscular tho. There's plenty of videos discussing whether subq or intramuscular is better.

Also for HCG blast it at the end, 1000iu x 3 for the last week. So week 12. Also so it'll depend but I watched this video
View: https://youtu.be/rWQa0G5Ep8c?si=3LHEcWjg9njkQ1a2

Deep dive into HCG, so if you go too high it'll higher estradail so that's why I'd say do 250 iu rather then 500 iu. Very good informative video.

Another thing, Tadalafil (Cialis) could be good to add, first makes you more vascular and improves pumps, second improves blood pressure, and a couple other things, some people on steroids get acid reflex from it tho, but there's ways to mitigate it.

View: https://youtu.be/bdgRU01Rb0Y?si=bssozuuEwiQzXEfS

Good deep dive into it.

Also take KPV it's cheap as shit UGL and anti-inflaminatory.
Also optional add on is Telmisartan if you want something for you're blood pressure but not mandatory.

Hopefully this helps. Again tho, I barely know shit, VERIFY BEFORE APPLYING.
 
I've only been researching for a 2-3 weeks, so what I'm saying could not be 100% accurate, hopefully more knowledgeable people can help as well, but obviously verify it yourself, and you definitely need to research more. I'd rather give you somewhat better advice then you do that dumbass cycle. First, It's your first cycle bro, you don't need 400mg, and you don't need anavar first cycle, you're just adding hepatotoxicity and the synergy is tiny. Your going to put more muscle on ever in your entire life, that extra shit and higher doses are for the future once it starts getting harder to put on muscle at the dose you were doing. Also you said you're only gonna pin 1x week, you're gonna cause peaks, so estrogen spikes which mean gyno, acne, and fucking your mood up. Do 200-300mg test cyp/e microdosed daily (gotta research more about microdosing not 100% it's most optimal) or 2-3x weekly. It has a 4-5 day half-life, Monday and Thursday, stability reduces sides by 30-50%. If your doing x2 weekly, or daily, the dose is divided by the amount of times you're injecting. So lets say you still do 400 mg, you pin 2x weekly, so 200mg each pin, so 400mg total weekly. Or if it's microdosed aka daily, you'd want 57mg daily, can round it up to 60 mg for simplicity, so it'd be 420mg weekly then, hopefully you understood that properly. DO NOT PIN 400MG EACH TIME, IT'S SPLIT THROUGH THE WEEK. Also gonna say this just in case, because you sound very uninformed, read the vial, most likely gonna say 250mg/ml, that means per ml there's 250mg, DO NOT INJECT THE ENTIRE VIAL. Read their Janoshik testing and see the actual amount per ml tho, I just go with that rather than what they say it is. Usually same shit tho but just incase. DO NOT BUY IF THEY DO NOT HAVE JANOSHIK TESTING. Ok next, HCG 250 IU 3x a week. Just spend the extra money on HCG bro, UGL its not even that expensive, assuming that's why you didn't add it. And HCG and Enclomiphene/Nolva for PCT. Personally I'd say Enclomiphene is better, pretty sure less sides. Also pretty sure you're underdosing the Nolva using 20mg. Also don't start PCT immediately after you finish your cycle/test, so you do the 12 weeks, then you wait 2 weeks before starting PCT because Test E ester lingers. You're just wasting the SERM. Also 30 days for PCT is too short, 4-6 weeks bro. Doing this you shouldn't need an AI, but monitor estrogen levels, 20-30% aromatize, depends on genetics tho, but for the most part your levels should be balanced and this should minimize the risk of steroids while still getting the benefits. Next, 7 weeks bro Test E starts to peak literally week 4-6 bro, so don't do 7 weeks. At least 12-14 weeks bro, I'm assuming you want to do 7 to minimize the suppression duration, I'd say 12 weeks would be better with that goal. 16 weeks overall I personally believe would be better but longer suppression. Also if your under 18, your just gonna fuck up your growth plates, just wait bro, take the time to properly research it, it's retarded at that age for a multitude of reasons. Not sure if you are, but other people are saying it.

Also get bloodwork before you actually start cycling, you only get one chance to do this because you need to know baseline levels previous to hopping on. You're going to regret not doing it. If you can't afford blood work, you can't afford being on steroids. This explains what you need and why. Medical Screening required before your First Cycle – Vigorous Steve

Also hopefully you researched this, monitoring your health is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, DO NOT BE RETARDED. NOT EXPENSIVE. Here's an article of things to get. Essential Health Monitoring Devices – Vigorous Steve

I'll sum it up tho, get a blood pressure monitor, shits like $40, you'll have it for life, a blood glucose monitor, walmart is giving a free contour next gen glucose monitor if you buy the Counter next test strips. Not sure if world wide, saw it today near me. Still like $40 tho. Next, blood ketone monitor and a body temperature monitor. both like $40 each. They're optional but dosen't cost much bro might as well. All this is like $160 max and you'll have it basically for life. the testing strips you'll have to buy again once in a while but they're cheap as shit so who cares.

Also hopefully you have liver support... Tudca, NAC, fish oil, etc.
Talks about multiple things you can take. Obviously don't need all of them. Research and see what fits into your cost, what has the best benefits, etc. Also just buy them from bulk supplements, it's cheap as shit long term if u buy a good amount.

Also read this.
Again, don't be retarded.

Also have AI on hand just incase. Get Aromasin. Also Finasteride just in case. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE THESE IF NOT NEEDED. Better thing for blocking DHT is RU58841, this is local rather then systemic, which means instead of taking all the DHT out you're body it only takes out the DHT in your scalp, you have to apply it topically, pretty sure it's daily. Search up Dr.TrevorBachmeyer, he goes into detail on how it works, he hates finasteride, he is bald ironically tho but you can tell he cares. But if you're prone to balding you're most likely going to lose your hair eventually doing steroids, especially if you plan to do very high doses, just something you gotta accept.

To make sure you're hematocrit don't get fucked (Again, get bloodwork), donate blood every 8 weeks. Also drink a shit ton of water and do cardio, cardio helps with a multitude of things, not just this. Very important to make sure you're not ruining your health with steroids.

Watch More plates more dates, very good source of information, Also vigorous Steve, probably later on tho because he explains things more advancely and it's pretty confusing when you don't know wtf he's saying. Articles are usually dumbed down a bit tho.

Also I'd personally recommended pinning subq, higher doses Intramuscular tho. There's plenty of videos discussing whether subq or intramuscular is better.

Also for HCG blast it at the end, 1000iu x 3 for the last week. So week 12. Also so it'll depend but I watched this video
View: https://youtu.be/rWQa0G5Ep8c?si=3LHEcWjg9njkQ1a2

Deep dive into HCG, so if you go too high it'll higher estradail so that's why I'd say do 250 iu rather then 500 iu. Very good informative video.

Another thing, Tadalafil (Cialis) could be good to add, first makes you more vascular and improves pumps, second improves blood pressure, and a couple other things, some people on steroids get acid reflex from it tho, but there's ways to mitigate it.

View: https://youtu.be/bdgRU01Rb0Y?si=bssozuuEwiQzXEfS

Good deep dive into it.

Also take KPV it's cheap as shit UGL and anti-inflaminatory.
Also optional add on is Telmisartan if you want something for you're blood pressure but not mandatory.

Hopefully this helps. Again tho, I barely know shit, VERIFY BEFORE APPLYING.

If you don't know what you're talking about, why did you choose to write a novel regurgitating and linking Vigorous Steve?

Make better choices. Both of you.
 
I've only been researching for a 2-3 weeks, so what I'm saying could not be 100% accurate, hopefully more knowledgeable people can help as well, but obviously verify it yourself, and you definitely need to research more. I'd rather give you somewhat better advice then you do that dumbass cycle. First, It's your first cycle bro, you don't need 400mg, and you don't need anavar first cycle, you're just adding hepatotoxicity and the synergy is tiny. Your going to put more muscle on ever in your entire life, that extra shit and higher doses are for the future once it starts getting harder to put on muscle at the dose you were doing. Also you said you're only gonna pin 1x week, you're gonna cause peaks, so estrogen spikes which mean gyno, acne, and fucking your mood up. Do 200-300mg test cyp/e microdosed daily (gotta research more about microdosing not 100% it's most optimal) or 2-3x weekly. It has a 4-5 day half-life, Monday and Thursday, stability reduces sides by 30-50%. If your doing x2 weekly, or daily, the dose is divided by the amount of times you're injecting. So lets say you still do 400 mg, you pin 2x weekly, so 200mg each pin, so 400mg total weekly. Or if it's microdosed aka daily, you'd want 57mg daily, can round it up to 60 mg for simplicity, so it'd be 420mg weekly then, hopefully you understood that properly. DO NOT PIN 400MG EACH TIME, IT'S SPLIT THROUGH THE WEEK. Also gonna say this just in case, because you sound very uninformed, read the vial, most likely gonna say 250mg/ml, that means per ml there's 250mg, DO NOT INJECT THE ENTIRE VIAL. Read their Janoshik testing and see the actual amount per ml tho, I just go with that rather than what they say it is. Usually same shit tho but just incase. DO NOT BUY IF THEY DO NOT HAVE JANOSHIK TESTING. Ok next, HCG 250 IU 3x a week. Just spend the extra money on HCG bro, UGL its not even that expensive, assuming that's why you didn't add it. And HCG and Enclomiphene/Nolva for PCT. Personally I'd say Enclomiphene is better, pretty sure less sides. Also pretty sure you're underdosing the Nolva using 20mg. Also don't start PCT immediately after you finish your cycle/test, so you do the 12 weeks, then you wait 2 weeks before starting PCT because Test E ester lingers. You're just wasting the SERM. Also 30 days for PCT is too short, 4-6 weeks bro. Doing this you shouldn't need an AI, but monitor estrogen levels, 20-30% aromatize, depends on genetics tho, but for the most part your levels should be balanced and this should minimize the risk of steroids while still getting the benefits. Next, 7 weeks bro Test E starts to peak literally week 4-6 bro, so don't do 7 weeks. At least 12-14 weeks bro, I'm assuming you want to do 7 to minimize the suppression duration, I'd say 12 weeks would be better with that goal. 16 weeks overall I personally believe would be better but longer suppression. Also if your under 18, your just gonna fuck up your growth plates, just wait bro, take the time to properly research it, it's retarded at that age for a multitude of reasons. Not sure if you are, but other people are saying it.

Also get bloodwork before you actually start cycling, you only get one chance to do this because you need to know baseline levels previous to hopping on. You're going to regret not doing it. If you can't afford blood work, you can't afford being on steroids. This explains what you need and why. Medical Screening required before your First Cycle – Vigorous Steve

Also hopefully you researched this, monitoring your health is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, DO NOT BE RETARDED. NOT EXPENSIVE. Here's an article of things to get. Essential Health Monitoring Devices – Vigorous Steve

I'll sum it up tho, get a blood pressure monitor, shits like $40, you'll have it for life, a blood glucose monitor, walmart is giving a free contour next gen glucose monitor if you buy the Counter next test strips. Not sure if world wide, saw it today near me. Still like $40 tho. Next, blood ketone monitor and a body temperature monitor. both like $40 each. They're optional but dosen't cost much bro might as well. All this is like $160 max and you'll have it basically for life. the testing strips you'll have to buy again once in a while but they're cheap as shit so who cares.

Also hopefully you have liver support... Tudca, NAC, fish oil, etc.
Talks about multiple things you can take. Obviously don't need all of them. Research and see what fits into your cost, what has the best benefits, etc. Also just buy them from bulk supplements, it's cheap as shit long term if u buy a good amount.

Also read this.
Again, don't be retarded.

Also have AI on hand just incase. Get Aromasin. Also Finasteride just in case. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE THESE IF NOT NEEDED. Better thing for blocking DHT is RU58841, this is local rather then systemic, which means instead of taking all the DHT out you're body it only takes out the DHT in your scalp, you have to apply it topically, pretty sure it's daily. Search up Dr.TrevorBachmeyer, he goes into detail on how it works, he hates finasteride, he is bald ironically tho but you can tell he cares. But if you're prone to balding you're most likely going to lose your hair eventually doing steroids, especially if you plan to do very high doses, just something you gotta accept.

To make sure you're hematocrit don't get fucked (Again, get bloodwork), donate blood every 8 weeks. Also drink a shit ton of water and do cardio, cardio helps with a multitude of things, not just this. Very important to make sure you're not ruining your health with steroids.

Watch More plates more dates, very good source of information, Also vigorous Steve, probably later on tho because he explains things more advancely and it's pretty confusing when you don't know wtf he's saying. Articles are usually dumbed down a bit tho.

Also I'd personally recommended pinning subq, higher doses Intramuscular tho. There's plenty of videos discussing whether subq or intramuscular is better.

Also for HCG blast it at the end, 1000iu x 3 for the last week. So week 12. Also so it'll depend but I watched this video
View: https://youtu.be/rWQa0G5Ep8c?si=3LHEcWjg9njkQ1a2

Deep dive into HCG, so if you go too high it'll higher estradail so that's why I'd say do 250 iu rather then 500 iu. Very good informative video.

Another thing, Tadalafil (Cialis) could be good to add, first makes you more vascular and improves pumps, second improves blood pressure, and a couple other things, some people on steroids get acid reflex from it tho, but there's ways to mitigate it.

View: https://youtu.be/bdgRU01Rb0Y?si=bssozuuEwiQzXEfS

Good deep dive into it.

Also take KPV it's cheap as shit UGL and anti-inflaminatory.
Also optional add on is Telmisartan if you want something for you're blood pressure but not mandatory.

Hopefully this helps. Again tho, I barely know shit, VERIFY BEFORE APPLYING.

Nobody is going to read this, especially when you preface it like you did. You basically said, I’m brand new and here read a novel composed of YouTube vomit
 
Nobody is going to read this, especially when you preface it like you did. You basically said, I’m brand new and here read a novel composed of YouTube vomit
I said that to emphasize that he should verify before applying. Also the youtube links are just deep dives on HCG and cialis (optional if he wants to add it after researching), and I'm giving him sources to get information because wherever he was getting information wasn't good. Also it sounds like he barely knows shit which is why I yapped away.
 
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