Vitamin T
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CRITICAL anabolics (UK UGL)
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tommyCRITICAL
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The last six months have been intense — challenging at times — but ultimately an incredible start for us.
From day one, we always knew CRITICAL Anabolics would be a success. Anything less was never an option.
The concept itself was simple: take the standard UK UGL blueprint and refine every possible variable.
In reality, execution was far more demanding — especially at a time when raw material availability was scarce, unreliable, and increasingly opportunistic.
While we already had solid contacts, we still spent countless hours sourcing new suppliers. As many will know, situations like this attract scammers, and we were unfortunately scammed multiple times, losing a significant amount of money in the process.
Despite this, we still forged some invaluable, long-term contacts. This allowed us to consistently supply compounds that many other UK labs simply couldn’t access.
As a result, we quickly became known as the go-to lab for legitimate, high-purity Primo and Masteron, fully backed by independent lab testing covering both raw materials and finished products.
Lab testing has always been, and will continue to be, a non-negotiable priority for us. Until recently, this was something largely avoided within the UK scene. Yet during periods of limited availability and questionable raw quality, implementing a robust, transparent, and fully traceable testing system was simply the logical approach.
Looking back, 2025 has been an exceptional start. We entered the market during one of the most difficult periods the UK scene has seen — a time when several long-standing labs folded — and still managed to establish ourselves as one of the leading UK UGLs.
Even in far easier conditions, that level of trust often takes years to earn.
We are genuinely grateful to everyone who has supported us, believed in us, and trusted us — especially our clients, whose loyalty has not gone unnoticed.
That said, we are only just getting started.
Without turning this into an overly long post, here are some key developments launching in the New Year:
- A QR-based batch verification system linking each raw material batch to both raw purity testing and finished product testing for the exact batch purchased.
- A new international shipping service, including stealth packaging options and optional shipping insurance at a small surcharge.
- The launch of CRITICAL Bio-Tech, our dedicated peptide division. Peptides will be available both as traditional lyophilised vials (with mixing water) and as complete injection packs using our new custom CRITICAL Bio-Tech reusable metal pens, with refill packs available across all compatible peptide variants.
- Our GLP-1 brand, The Body Edit, will be releasing OmniMorph — a unique quadruple receptor agonist available in two dose variants of Retatrutide / Cagrilinitide, delivered via custom reusable Body Edit pens with refill cartridges available. To our knowledge, this will be the first product of its kind offered in the UK.
- CRITICAL Anabolics will continue to innovate, introducing lesser-known compounds and new blends to the UK market, with several new product launches scheduled for January.
E.g.
Tren Hex 125mg/ml
T-Var (Tbol/Var)
Giga Bombs (Anadrol/Dbol/M-Tren)
Giga-Ject (as above but Injectable)
Stanolone (DHT Base)
Test Base
Tren Base
M-Tren
Lethal Injection (pre-WO)
Critical Levels (Test E/Mast E/Primo E)
Critical Definition (Mast E/Primo E)
Finally, we are very pleased to officially announce a new core team member. Sean, who has been with us from day one, will now be fully overseeing all Sales, Marketing, and Promotion going forward.
Sean is 100% committed to the brand, exceptionally hard-working, and brings a fresh and powerful dimension to our marketing capabilities.
Both Dan and I will be stepping back slightly from the front-facing side of the business.
Dan remains fully immersed in production as demand continues to grow, while I’ll be focusing on backend operations, procurement, R&D, and working closely with Sean on strategic marketing.
Going forward can all sales enquiries be directed towards Sean - Sean is also managing the international post, so any enquiries relating to international orders you can get in touch with Sean for info.
sean_critical@proton.me
We fully wish you all a merry Christmas & a happy new year,
Tommy
From day one, we always knew CRITICAL Anabolics would be a success. Anything less was never an option.
The concept itself was simple: take the standard UK UGL blueprint and refine every possible variable.
In reality, execution was far more demanding — especially at a time when raw material availability was scarce, unreliable, and increasingly opportunistic.
While we already had solid contacts, we still spent countless hours sourcing new suppliers. As many will know, situations like this attract scammers, and we were unfortunately scammed multiple times, losing a significant amount of money in the process.
Despite this, we still forged some invaluable, long-term contacts. This allowed us to consistently supply compounds that many other UK labs simply couldn’t access.
As a result, we quickly became known as the go-to lab for legitimate, high-purity Primo and Masteron, fully backed by independent lab testing covering both raw materials and finished products.
Lab testing has always been, and will continue to be, a non-negotiable priority for us. Until recently, this was something largely avoided within the UK scene. Yet during periods of limited availability and questionable raw quality, implementing a robust, transparent, and fully traceable testing system was simply the logical approach.
Looking back, 2025 has been an exceptional start. We entered the market during one of the most difficult periods the UK scene has seen — a time when several long-standing labs folded — and still managed to establish ourselves as one of the leading UK UGLs.
Even in far easier conditions, that level of trust often takes years to earn.
We are genuinely grateful to everyone who has supported us, believed in us, and trusted us — especially our clients, whose loyalty has not gone unnoticed.
That said, we are only just getting started.
Without turning this into an overly long post, here are some key developments launching in the New Year:
- A QR-based batch verification system linking each raw material batch to both raw purity testing and finished product testing for the exact batch purchased.
- A new international shipping service, including stealth packaging options and optional shipping insurance at a small surcharge.
- The launch of CRITICAL Bio-Tech, our dedicated peptide division. Peptides will be available both as traditional lyophilised vials (with mixing water) and as complete injection packs using our new custom CRITICAL Bio-Tech reusable metal pens, with refill packs available across all compatible peptide variants.
- Our GLP-1 brand, The Body Edit, will be releasing OmniMorph — a unique quadruple receptor agonist available in two dose variants of Retatrutide / Cagrilinitide, delivered via custom reusable Body Edit pens with refill cartridges available. To our knowledge, this will be the first product of its kind offered in the UK.
- CRITICAL Anabolics will continue to innovate, introducing lesser-known compounds and new blends to the UK market, with several new product launches scheduled for January.
E.g.
Tren Hex 125mg/ml
T-Var (Tbol/Var)
Giga Bombs (Anadrol/Dbol/M-Tren)
Giga-Ject (as above but Injectable)
Stanolone (DHT Base)
Test Base
Tren Base
M-Tren
Lethal Injection (pre-WO)
Critical Levels (Test E/Mast E/Primo E)
Critical Definition (Mast E/Primo E)
Finally, we are very pleased to officially announce a new core team member. Sean, who has been with us from day one, will now be fully overseeing all Sales, Marketing, and Promotion going forward.
Sean is 100% committed to the brand, exceptionally hard-working, and brings a fresh and powerful dimension to our marketing capabilities.
Both Dan and I will be stepping back slightly from the front-facing side of the business.
Dan remains fully immersed in production as demand continues to grow, while I’ll be focusing on backend operations, procurement, R&D, and working closely with Sean on strategic marketing.
Going forward can all sales enquiries be directed towards Sean - Sean is also managing the international post, so any enquiries relating to international orders you can get in touch with Sean for info.
sean_critical@proton.me
We fully wish you all a merry Christmas & a happy new year,
Tommy
Thanks Tommy and hi everyone, my name is Sean.
Some of you may know me from Critical’s Telegram or TikTok, but most probably won’t, as the majority of my work has always been done behind the scenes.
I’ve been involved in bodybuilding for many years and have experience in dropshipping, reselling, and running Telegram groups - making sure everything runs smoothly, ensuring customers have the best possible experience, and helping build strong communities.
I’m not an owner, but I’d consider myself one of the most trusted members of Critical Anabolics. I’ve been here from the very start and have played a big role in helping Tommy and Dan build what Critical is today. I’ve put in countless hours because the moment I saw their vision, I knew Critical was going to be a massive success, especially given the state of the scene right now.
Critical is growing at a very fast rate, and with that growth comes challenges. RAWs continue to cause issues, but despite this, Critical keeps moving forward and getting stronger every day.
Critical Biotech will be launching very soon with a full peptide range.
Critical Care is only just getting started.
The Body Edit has almost been fully relaunched, we’re now just waiting for the website to be completed.
On top of this, international shipping will be launching in January.
I’ll be doing a full post very soon explaining everything we’ve been working on completely in-house, from start to finish.
I’ve recently been asked to step up into a bigger role, which I’ve accepted because I genuinely believe in Critical, and always have. I’ve been in the trenches with Tommy and Dan from the very beginning.
My role will now involve taking over sales, looking after resellers, and helping them grow while using Critical to its full potential. I’ll also be working on marketing alongside Tommy. As everyone knows, marketing in this industry isn’t easy and requires a very different approach. I like to think I bring a fun, fresh angle to it.
The TikTok videos I’ve made have been a big success. You don’t get many followers from a faceless account, but the constant messages I receive daily asking for invites and information tell a different story. I’ve already brought hundreds of people into our community.
Like Tommy, I pay close attention to the small details - smart packaging and presentation matter. I’m currently working on custom reseller bulk lists, each with its own theme for bio tech, critical care, critical anabolics and the body edit. Some people say packaging doesn’t matter if the lab doesn’t produce quality products, and I completely agree. That’s why there is a big focus on delivering top-quality products as well and tested to a high standard.
Companies don’t invest heavily in marketing if it doesn’t work. I’ve had countless messages from people commenting on how good the packaging looks, and the daily photos shared by happy customers in our groups speak for themselves.
The most important part of my role will be customer service making sure emails are answered quickly, no one is missed, and all enquiries are handled properly and efficiently.
If anyone needs official website links, access to our Telegram community, general information, or Janoshik lab results, please reach out to me directly via email. Tommy has now switched this over to mine. I’m very active and here to answer any questions, deal with issues, or provide any links or information you need.
I’m taking over customer service from now, so if you have any questions, please reach out.
Sean_critical@proton.me
Sean CRITICAL
Critical Anabolics
It will be back by the 5th or before. it was gone in a day... Just a busy time of the year.
Faipdeooiad
New Member
Great update, I’m looking to expand my AAS use in 2026 so will be having a look at ordering.
Any info on lethal injection? The name’s obviously stuck out like a sore thumb and I’m intrigued!
Any info on lethal injection? The name’s obviously stuck out like a sore thumb and I’m intrigued!
Vitamin T
New Member
Nice one mate, cheers.
I suspected it would fly off the shelves very quick due to demand, good to hear you have more coming.
I’ve dropped you a message on TG bud.
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Will have all the current information for when we start back fully on the 5th
PsychedUp
Member
Great to have another trustworthy UK ugl shipping internationally.
Will be ordering from ye once that commences. Best of luck.
I'll do a full update tomorrow and get a date in place. And all the information you need
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