A story abt neighborly revenge of epic proportions

[Demondosage]

So I have this bitch neighbor across the street from me who throws a fit when I make a couple passes up and down the street on our dirtbikes. Now, when I say a cpl passes I’m talking about once every cpl months when I’m working on them or before we load up to go ride, not like some punk kid riding around on the regular driving ppl nuts. Last week she called the cops but when they rode by I already had them put up. Today on Easter, when my son in law went to back into my driveway she stood in her door with her hands on her hips watching to see if any part of his truck was going to get too close to her yard (btw, the bitch just rents the house)

This woman is such a cunt that one day when my sons Gas powered RC car touched the edge of her grass she came out bitching at him (sorry, not her grass, I meant the house she rents grass!)

So I figured it’s time to show her what an asshole I can really be and arrange a parade to do a drive by my house for “my sons birthday.”

My son in law is in a car club, they all have these loud 2 step exhausts that sound like machine guns going off. I’m going to have him get the club together for this event.

My wife works in insurance and just sold a policy to a guy in the warlock motorcycle gang, so she’s going to ask him if some of the warlocks can participate in the revenge parade (I mean birthday drive-by)

NOW, the police dept will provide a few cars to lead the parade for events like this with adequate notice, so I’m going to try and arrange that as well, this way it’ll really throw it back in the bitches face!! What u gonna do now bitch? Call the cops, they were just here and they already know abt this! Lmao

I’m going to tell everyone in the parade to light their shit up in front of the house! There will be 2 step exhausts popping off and bikes revving, I’ll make this shit look like a fucking DMX video!

I’m arranging this for morning time abt 10am (she works the night shift, and nah that’s not why she gets pissed at our bikes, we are respectful enough to wait till later in the day, she’s just a bitch that’s all!

I’m going to make sure I’m last in the parade on my bike, and I’m gonna rev the piss out of it and look over and wave to her as she stands in her doorway with her hands on her hips in her feminist commander stance. Come on and fuck with me now bitch!

 

[Chuck Spears]

I'm glad I dont live in Retardville or where ever this takes place.

 

[canadian mutant]

when I read the title I said to myself this is gonna be great content and it did not disappoint. Film it and collect that YouTube $ the internet hates Karen’s

 

[Jayne Scott]

Sounds like you got too much time on your hands.

 

[MFAAS]

Honestly, I am not a huge fan of loud vehicles. This, though, I would like to see.

Personally I would probably just find out who the landlord is and call them and politely mention how insane this woman is being. Chances are he/she will just be annoyed to even get a call about her, then let her know she is being ridiculous, needs to calm down and not bother the neighbors, and she will either move next lease or just sulk inside instead. I was a landlord for a few years so I know how it works a little better than most. I'd be willing to bet if you called and the landlord talked to her that she would back the fuck down.

 

[lina7788]

 

[Country Club Hero]

I don’t like loud stuff either. Especially in a subdivision. But once A month is nbd.

reading this just enforced how happy/relieved I am to have a decent size chunk of property to live on out in the country. I’m totally content never stepping foot in a subdivision again. And I was raised in the suburbs. But farm/rural living is the life for me. I can’t even see my neighbors. In any direction. Although I do have a couple through the woods and only about 1,200 yards away. Can’t see or hear them unless he’s cutting his fields with his tractor.

 

[Demondosage]

I don’t like loud stuff either. Especially in a subdivision. But once A month is nbd.

reading this just enforced how happy/relieved I am to have a decent size chunk of property to live on out in the country. I’m totally content never stepping foot in a subdivision again. And I was raised in the suburbs. But farm/rural living is the life for me. I can’t even see my neighbors. In any direction. Although I do have a couple through the woods and only about 1,200 yards away. Can’t see or hear them unless he’s cutting his fields with his tractor.

Yes, 100% rt abt that! I’m done with subdivisions and neighborhoods, next house is going to be on a piece of land out in the country!

 

[Villain]

So I have this bitch neighbor across the street from me who throws a fit when I make a couple passes up and down the street on our dirtbikes. Now, when I say a cpl passes I’m talking about once every cpl months when I’m working on them or before we load up to go ride, not like some punk kid riding around on the regular driving ppl nuts. Last week she called the cops but when they rode by I already had them put up. Today on Easter, when my son in law went to back into my driveway she stood in her door with her hands on her hips watching to see if any part of his truck was going to get too close to her yard (btw, the bitch just rents the house)

This woman is such a cunt that one day when my sons Gas powered RC car touched the edge of her grass she came out bitching at him (sorry, not her grass, I meant the house she rents grass!)

So I figured it’s time to show her what an asshole I can really be and arrange a parade to do a drive by my house for “my sons birthday.”

My son in law is in a car club, they all have these loud 2 step exhausts that sound like machine guns going off. I’m going to have him get the club together for this event.

My wife works in insurance and just sold a policy to a guy in the warlock motorcycle gang, so she’s going to ask him if some of the warlocks can participate in the revenge parade (I mean birthday drive-by)

NOW, the police dept will provide a few cars to lead the parade for events like this with adequate notice, so I’m going to try and arrange that as well, this way it’ll really throw it back in the bitches face!! What u gonna do now bitch? Call the cops, they were just here and they already know abt this! Lmao

I’m going to tell everyone in the parade to light their shit up in front of the house! There will be 2 step exhausts popping off and bikes revving, I’ll make this shit look like a fucking DMX video!

I’m arranging this for morning time abt 10am (she works the night shift, and nah that’s not why she gets pissed at our bikes, we are respectful enough to wait till later in the day, she’s just a bitch that’s all!

I’m going to make sure I’m last in the parade on my bike, and I’m gonna rev the piss out of it and look over and wave to her as she stands in her doorway with her hands on her hips in her feminist commander stance. Come on and fuck with me now bitch!

WWJD?

 

[Demondosage]

In this case…..I believe he would end her

 

[Villain]

In this case…..I believe he would end her

Yeah, my thought exactly

 

[K1ngufk1ngs]

Ppl who step on others toes just to play boss like that bitche deserve thier feet cut off. Unless I'm wrecklessly doin shit to intentionally hurt others stfu and be lucky I'm not a bigger a hole lol
I side with op.

 

[K1ngufk1ngs]

Devils advocate here do you have other arsehole neighbors your son associates with or would seem he does? If so set the understanding you are not with them or you gotta understand your gonna be guilty by association

 

[Demondosage]

Devils advocate here do you have other arsehole neighbors your son associates with or would seem he does? If so set the understanding you are not with them or you gotta understand your gonna be guilty by association

No, nobody interact with us, don’t even know em’, all the more reason to move to a piece of land and build a house! Nobody cares abt their neighbors anymore.

However, I did my parade. And just my luck, bitch wasn’t home that day!

 

[Demondosage]

It was all good though, the last car in the parade was a Mazda Rx7 I bought my son for his birthday, something we can restore together. It’s an 87’ rx7 , 5 speed manual. We are going to build a race car out of that thing together

 

[K1ngufk1ngs]

It was all good though, the last car in the parade was a Mazda Rx7 I bought my son for his birthday, something we can restore together. It’s an 87’ rx7 , 5 speed manual. We are going to build a race car out of that thing together

Just be careful don't think those came with any kind of oil cooler or radiator fan. Seen a few overheat just sitting because if it's not moving its not getting air pushed through.

 

[Demondosage]

Just be careful don't think those came with any kind of oil cooler or radiator fan. Seen a few overheat just sitting because if it's not moving its not getting air pushed through.

I’m trying to get him to go for the LS swap but he says ,”No dad, car fans will hate you!” And my reply was who gives a shit when you’re hauling ass past them?

 

[K1ngufk1ngs]

I’m trying to get him to go for the LS swap but he says ,”No dad, car fans will hate you!” And my reply was who gives a shit when you’re hauling ass past them?

Yup what's even more fun is not having to tow your car cause a cylinder cracked. Car fans will be fine. Snooty rx7 loyalist may. But even they know the car is better swapped

 

[Demondosage]

So far we started tearing out the old carpet and seats, need to order a new fuel pump and fuel pump housing (the housing is actually 450$, at least what I’ve found so far), the engine is still good but it’s high mileage for a rotary with 188k on it.

Fixed the passenger side door which wouldn’t open, as you can see we need to find a new dash, hahaha. Going to redo the interior all black carpet and body kit and paint will eventually go on later on down the road. He can start saving his money for what he wants to do with it, he has 3 years till he turns 16 so by then it’ll be pretty badass I’m sure. All he talked abt was 2nd gen rx7’s, hard as hell to find one that’s not already redone and expensive, or just a shell. Went with the happy medium here, needs a lot of work but can at least be driveable with a little work.

 

[Demondosage]

Yup what's even more fun is not having to tow your car cause a cylinder cracked. Car fans will be fine. Snooty rx7 loyalist may. But even they know the car is better swapped

You Sir are 100% correct on that! Anyone that’s owned a rotary can attest to what a pain in the ass they are and how they’re totally unreliable