How does paying with bitcoin work?

[dontyellmepls]

So after much thinking and working out and losing weight, I have finally decided to start with testosterone cycling aromasin, and anavar for the starter, and hCG for pct.

But a lot of vendors including stanford pharma accept crypto only, and I never used crypto before. I know i can buy some through cash app. Like, lets say I want to buy stuff for totaling $500.

1) do I just buy bitcoins worth $500 and send it to the vendor's address?
2) how do I get a payment receipt? in the worst case scenario, do I just lose money?
3) does it incur any taxable events?
4) if the bitcoin values all of sudden freefall the shit, do I have to buy more bitcoin?

So many questions

 

[HeatherSwanson]

You need to watch a YouTube video on what crypto is how it works and the process. Its to much to type out.

 

[BigDadd7]

It's mostly magic. Same way steroids work.

 

[BigDadd7]

You need to watch a YouTube video on what crypto is how it works and the process. Its to much to type out.

And it's been typed out so many times....

OP, do us all (and yourself) a favor and just search it on here. 20 minutes of reading and you'll be an expert.

 

[dontyellmepls]

You need to watch a YouTube video on what crypto is how it works and the process. Its to much to type out.

I laughed at your profile name lol.

 

[Banana Joe]

I think I wrote a write up regarding this, but it might have been about something related to your question. I honestly can't remember.
Anyway, I am too lazy to find my own post(-s?), but feel free to use Meso's own search to find it. While doing so, you could also look out for posts of other members, that actually know what they are talking about.

 

[Tdeck81]

There are a bunch of threads regarding purchasing, storing, and sending bitcoin. Jump in, start reading, and become thoroughly confused like so many of us. At that point, you just slowly figure it out via trial and error while hoping for the best.

Honestly once you get a “wallet” setup the process almost becomes self explanatory. Give it your best shot, you’ll figure it out.

 

[dontyellmepls]

I think I already got the gist:
1) buy coins in non-KYC platform like Bisq
2) save it to your non-custodial wallet
3) get your vendor's address and send it to the vendor.
4) File taxes if capital gains are made, or deduct iif loss.

 

[HeatherSwanson]

I laughed at your profile name lol.

Happy to hear.
When I made the account here I had zero question what name an avatar was going to be hahahah

 

[Banana Joe]

4) File taxes if capital gains are made, or deduct iif loss.

This is where you fail. You don't pay taxes for BTC used to buy illegal drugs.
If you don't pay taxes, you have more money to spend on steroids. Governments all over the world hate that trick!

On a side note:
Why an additional oral drug for your first cycle, when you can push test easily up to 500mg? Which is not me saying that you should.
Do you feel like 500mg is not enough for a beginner?

 

[hard_gains]

So after much thinking and working out and losing weight, I have finally decided to start with testosterone cycling aromasin, and anavar for the starter, and hCG for pct.

But a lot of vendors including stanford pharma accept crypto only, and I never used crypto before. I know i can buy some through cash app. Like, lets say I want to buy stuff for totaling $500.

1) do I just buy bitcoins worth $500 and send it to the vendor's address?
2) how do I get a payment receipt? in the worst case scenario, do I just lose money?
3) does it incur any taxable events?
4) if the bitcoin values all of sudden freefall the shit, do I have to buy more bitcoin?

So many questions

YouTube has all info you need. Coinbase is an easy app to use. Make an account and then make a wallet. Buy crypto in wallet app or buy on coinbase account and transfer from coinbase to wallet. Send to whoever you want. You can copy and paste where your sending it. So there should be no reason you should fuck that up. Keep a copy of the key words for your wallet otherwise you'll never get back in that bitch if you log out

 

[dontyellmepls]

This is where you fail. You don't pay taxes for BTC used to buy illegal drugs.
If you don't pay taxes, you have more money to spend on steroids. Governments all over the world hate that trick!

On a side note:
Why an additional oral drug for your first cycle, when you can push test easily up to 500mg? Which is not me saying that you should.
Do you feel like 500mg is not enough for a beginner?

My initial understanding was that anavar is less hepatotoxic steroid, but now that I look at it, it seems like a mixed bag.

Also i will be going into an unexpected surgery soon that will take me out of gym for a bit.

 

[Banana Joe]

My initial understanding was that anavar is less hepatotoxic steroid, but now that I look at it, it seems like a mixed bag.

Also i will be going into an unexpected surgery soon that will take me out of gym for a bit.

Learn how different doses of test work for you first.
Once you know what 150, 250, 350 or 500mg will do for you, can stack a second drug to it.

Will your two drug approach work? Sure.
Will it give a deeper long term understanding of how much of each drug you can and should take? Almost certainly not.

 

[eryximachus]

Yo homies this is a thread about bitcoin not drugs.

 

[dontyellmepls]

This is where you fail. You don't pay taxes for BTC used to buy illegal drugs.
If you don't pay taxes, you have more money to spend on steroids. Governments all over the world hate that trick!

On a side note:
Why an additional oral drug for your first cycle, when you can push test easily up to 500mg? Which is not me saying that you should.
Do you feel like 500mg is not enough for a beginner?

You confirmed my lingering hunches, thanks lmao.
Ah well I evaded taxes on private tutor money I earned when I was in high school, whats more?

 

[Rand]

So after much thinking and working out and losing weight, I have finally decided to start with testosterone cycling aromasin, and anavar for the starter, and hCG for pct.

But a lot of vendors including stanford pharma accept crypto only, and I never used crypto before. I know i can buy some through cash app. Like, lets say I want to buy stuff for totaling $500.

1) do I just buy bitcoins worth $500 and send it to the vendor's address?
2) how do I get a payment receipt? in the worst case scenario, do I just lose money?
3) does it incur any taxable events?
4) if the bitcoin values all of sudden freefall the shit, do I have to buy more bitcoin?

So many questions

1) Yes

2) its not a legitimate business, so no receipt, just tracking number. Yes

3) No

4) This question answers itself. Real roids are great.

*Get a hardware wallet. Air gapped.

 

[Bandern]

I rented a u haul and stole a bitcoin atm from Sunoco how do I get the bitcoins out

 

[hard_gains]

I rented a u haul and stole a bitcoin atm from Sunoco how do I get the bitcoins out

You have to suspend it in the air. Then jump up and punch the bottom yelling "ya hoo" in your best Italian accent.

 

[dontyellmepls]

You have to suspend it in the air. Then jump up and punch the bottom yelling "ya hoo" in your best Italian accent.

And screw some peach poontang later

 

[gainslol]

If you don't pay taxes, you have more money to spend on steroids. Governments all over the world hate that trick!

This is correct, here's another trick that they hate: