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3 days is actually nuts...
I’m super curious about how they provide such unusually rapid delivery times and maintain opsec. Do UGLs generally spread the outbound package load among multiple shipping locations, ideally located not too close to “home”?

This seems more like they’re driving large batches to their local post office twice a day.

Or operating in subletted space inside a USPS warehouse.

Or…shit, the package is coming from *inside* the house!
 
I’m super curious about how they provide such unusually rapid delivery times and maintain opsec. Do UGLs generally spread the outbound package load among multiple shipping locations, ideally located not too close to “home”?

This seems more like they’re driving large batches to their local post office twice a day.

Or operating in subletted space inside a USPS warehouse.

Or…shit, the package is coming from *inside* the house!
First MFers! Check that date.


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Slow your roll Primal.
 
I’m super curious about how they provide such unusually rapid delivery times and maintain opsec. Do UGLs generally spread the outbound package load among multiple shipping locations, ideally located not too close to “home”?

This seems more like they’re driving large batches to their local post office twice a day.

Or operating in subletted space inside a USPS warehouse.

Or…shit, the package is coming from *inside* the house!
After 4 orders I can tell you three different drop off locations were used…
 
I’m super curious about how they provide such unusually rapid delivery times and maintain opsec. Do UGLs generally spread the outbound package load among multiple shipping locations, ideally located not too close to “home”?

This seems more like they’re driving large batches to their local post office twice a day.

Or operating in subletted space inside a USPS warehouse.

Or…shit, the package is coming from *inside* the house!
Perhaps the brewer is moonlighting for the postal service?
 

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Slow your roll Primal.
We’re just consistent and actually work every day.

The bar in this space has been set embarrassingly low for so long that when a source runs like an actual business with real customer service, daily order fulfillment, you assume there’s some magic trick behind it. There isn’t.

We’ve got a clear cutoff time each day, and if payment’s in early enough, we do our best to get your order out the same day. If not, it goes out the next. That’s it
 
We’re just consistent and actually work every day.

The bar in this space has been set embarrassingly low for so long that when a source runs like an actual business with real customer service, daily order fulfillment, you assume there’s some magic trick behind it. There isn’t.

We’ve got a clear cutoff time each day, and if payment’s in early enough, we do our best to get your order out the same day. If not, it goes out the next. That’s it
I respect hard work. Thanks for providing a reply.
 
After 4 orders I can tell you three different drop off locations were used…
These prices are dangerous - I’ve already made another order even though my stash looks like I’m prepping for an apocalypse. Other vendors with their $300-400 minimums? Nah, I don’t need that much. Yet here I am, over $1K down and still telling myself it’s ‘economically smart’.
 
Fwiw I’ve had similar t/a from 1 other source. Very impressive nonetheless. About as good as one could reasonably hope for.

I ordered Friday and according to tracking it would likely be here today if it wasn’t the day of our lord and savior, the post office
 
First MFers! Check that date.
That’s hilarious. If my tinfoil hat is producing ideas only a couple of days behind yours, it’s working pretty dang well.

We know the CIA brought crack into poor neighborhoods. Maybe the USPS is funding their new electric truck fleet with roid sales?

Nah. Anybody who’s been inside an actual post office knows they don’t have the same kind of hustle Primal is demonstrating on the daily. I think it’s against policy.
 
These prices are dangerous - I’ve already made another order even though my stash looks like I’m prepping for an apocalypse. Other vendors with their $300-400 minimums? Nah, I don’t need that much. Yet here I am, over $1K down and still telling myself it’s ‘economically smart’.
I'm still trying to figure out everyone's love affair with Mast / Primo that has led to the shortages. I like those compounds but I need to use them gingerly as they bitch slap my lipids like nothing else (i dont run orals).

Primal's pricing reminds me of Frank Lucas / American Gangster.
 
I'm still trying to figure out everyone's love affair with Mast / Primo that has led to the shortages. I like those compounds but I need to use them gingerly as they bitch slap my lipids like nothing else (i dont run orals).

Primal's pricing reminds me of Frank Lucas / American Gangster.
Why bother with Primo when you’ve got EQ? Sure, EQ isn’t the flashy type - no charisma, no fan club of girls losing their minds over it, but it’s a workhorse. It keeps E2 in check, doesn’t wreck your lipids like a psycho, and costs half the price. Mast, on the other hand, is like EQ’s cooler cousin - smooth, lean, and knows how to make you look shredded in any lighting. Meanwhile, Primo is that overhyped Hollywood pretty boy everyone talks about, but half the time you’re paying just for the name. I’ll take EQ and Mast, the blue-collar duo, over pretty-boy Primo any day.
 
Why bother with Primo when you’ve got EQ? Sure, EQ isn’t the flashy type - no charisma, no fan club of girls losing their minds over it, but it’s a workhorse. It keeps E2 in check, doesn’t wreck your lipids like a psycho, and costs half the price. Mast, on the other hand, is like EQ’s cooler cousin - smooth, lean, and knows how to make you look shredded in any lighting. Meanwhile, Primo is that overhyped Hollywood pretty boy everyone talks about, but half the time you’re paying just for the name. I’ll take EQ and Mast, the blue-collar duo, over pretty-boy Primo any day.
I prefer the obese toothless tattooed Aunt from backwoods WV that is nandrolone. Gentle on my lipids and even gentler on my old ass joints. Use her sparingly tho, she’s an ornery one
 
Why bother with Primo when you’ve got EQ? Sure, EQ isn’t the flashy type - no charisma, no fan club of girls losing their minds over it, but it’s a workhorse. It keeps E2 in check, doesn’t wreck your lipids like a psycho, and costs half the price. Mast, on the other hand, is like EQ’s cooler cousin - smooth, lean, and knows how to make you look shredded in any lighting. Meanwhile, Primo is that overhyped Hollywood pretty boy everyone talks about, but half the time you’re paying just for the name. I’ll take EQ and Mast, the blue-collar duo, over pretty-boy Primo any day.
How about thick blood on EQ?
 

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