MESO-Rx Sponsor Primal Pharma - US Domestic

Absolutely. For harm reduction purposes, here’s the Gorilla’s latest panel:
  • Total Test: 31,538 ng/dL
  • Free Test: Classified by the Pentagon
  • Hematocrit: 68% and climbing
  • AST/ALT: Yes.
  • Prolactin: Choked out and submitted
  • LDL: Bench pressing his HDL
  • Estrogen: Blocked harder than his ex
We tried to put him on a cruise dose… he bit the syringe in half.

Pray for the phlebotomist.
Gorilla has me beat by a little bit…IMG_1814.webp
 
Total Test: 31,538 ng/dL
Way off.




 
Absolutely. For harm reduction purposes, here’s the Gorilla’s latest panel:
  • Total Test: 31,538 ng/dL
  • Free Test: Classified by the Pentagon
  • Hematocrit: 68% and climbing
  • AST/ALT: Yes.
  • Prolactin: Choked out and submitted
  • LDL: Bench pressing his HDL
  • Estrogen: Blocked harder than his ex
We tried to put him on a cruise dose… he bit the syringe in half.

Pray for the phlebotomist.
looks like my latest blood work
 
Quick order from primal grabbed some test cyp, eq, deca, mast e, tren e, anavar 50mg and tbol 25mg. Customer service was pretty top notch was shipped really quick gunna start the test cyp give ya a feelz report in a cpl weeks, crimps are tight and clean, oils are super clean and clear. I'll be having blood work done in a few weeks so I'll make sure to pull uncapped test levels. If I'm able to might send a sample of the tren e out for testing. Also the orals was tossed in as a gift deffently thankful. But I'ma give you my honest opinion as I run the product, and based on bloods, and if I can a test report.
Thanks again prime.
 

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Alright boys, let’s run it back.

Big shoutout to everyone who jumped on the weekend sale. We know some dudes were hesitant at first, and fair enough, it’s MESO. A bunch of packs already landed from the weekend. More are on the way. And reviews are already coming in saying how fast everything showed up. That’s exactly what we wanted. To show, not tell.

So yeah, that first sale popped off harder than we expected. And now that the dust’s settling…

We’re doing it again.

25% OFF EVERYTHING STARTING NOW TO MONDAY, 12PM EST

No codes. No stacking. No bullshit.

Just a clean, flat 25% off the entire site - oils, orals, peptides, all of it.

And look, there’s a lot of noise out there right now. Gear shortages, raws drying up, sources going ghost. But what we’ve got in stock? It’ll keep the squad fed for a long time. No guessing, no rationing. We’re loaded.

This one’s for the early believers and the ones still lurking trying to decide if we’re legit. Let the reviews talk. Let the bloods talk. Let the packs keep landing.

We’ll keep brewing, packing, and shipping like clockwork. You guys keep killing it.

- Primal Pharma
 
Alright boys, let’s run it back.

Big shoutout to everyone who jumped on the weekend sale. We know some dudes were hesitant at first, and fair enough, it’s MESO. A bunch of packs already landed from the weekend. More are on the way. And reviews are already coming in saying how fast everything showed up. That’s exactly what we wanted. To show, not tell.

So yeah, that first sale popped off harder than we expected. And now that the dust’s settling…

We’re doing it again.

25% OFF EVERYTHING STARTING NOW TO MONDAY, 12PM EST

No codes. No stacking. No bullshit.

Just a clean, flat 25% off the entire site - oils, orals, peptides, all of it.

And look, there’s a lot of noise out there right now. Gear shortages, raws drying up, sources going ghost. But what we’ve got in stock? It’ll keep the squad fed for a long time. No guessing, no rationing. We’re loaded.

This one’s for the early believers and the ones still lurking trying to decide if we’re legit. Let the reviews talk. Let the bloods talk. Let the packs keep landing.

We’ll keep brewing, packing, and shipping like clockwork. You guys keep killing it.

- Primal Pharma
the next EOQ Remedies 2.0
 
Quick order from primal grabbed some test cyp, eq, deca, mast e, tren e, anavar 50mg and tbol 25mg. Customer service was pretty top notch was shipped really quick gunna start the test cyp give ya a feelz report in a cpl weeks, crimps are tight and clean, oils are super clean and clear. I'll be having blood work done in a few weeks so I'll make sure to pull uncapped test levels. If I'm able to might send a sample of the tren e out for testing. Also the orals was tossed in as a gift deffently thankful. But I'ma give you my honest opinion as I run the product, and based on bloods, and if I can a test report.
Thanks again prime.
Appreciate you, brother. Excited to hear how it runs for you. Thanks again for the support and for keeping it real!
 
You’ve been around long enough to see how things usually go, sources come in hot, then vanish or start creeping prices up. We’re doing the opposite. Plenty of stock, prices dropping, and we’re just getting started. This isn’t some flash-in-the-pan run… we’re here to shift the whole landscape.

Fire Elmo GIF
 
You’ve been around long enough to see how things usually go, sources come in hot, then vanish or start creeping prices up. We’re doing the opposite. Plenty of stock, prices dropping, and we’re just getting started. This isn’t some flash-in-the-pan run… we’re here to shift the whole landscape.

Fire Elmo GIF
Been around, yeah, but not in today’s market - where half the guys have no raws, no stock, just empty promises. Then you show up, kicking the door down like a madman shouting, “Load up while it lasts!” Listen, I’m not complaining - I didn’t think I’d see anything like this for years, but there’s that nagging question: how solid is the quality, and how long are you planning to stick around? It’s all fun and games until someone vanishes with the hype.
 
Been around, yeah, but not in today’s market - where half the guys have no raws, no stock, just empty promises. Then you show up, kicking the door down like a madman shouting, “Load up while it lasts!” Listen, I’m not complaining - I didn’t think I’d see anything like this for years, but there’s that nagging question: how solid is the quality, and how long are you planning to stick around? It’s all fun and games until someone vanishes with the hype.
Totally fair, brother and honestly, respect for saying it straight. We get it. The market’s been shaky and trust is earned, not assumed.

But we came out swinging because of that. Gear shortage? Not on our watch (welll maybe Mast E and Primo lol). We made sure we were loaded before even stepping onto the scene. And as for quality. Reviews are already rolling in, and I know bloods and test results are going to follow up soon after. Hell, you guys know we'll cover testing (via store credit) if guys wanna send stuff out. No smoke and mirrors here.

As for sticking around, this ain’t a hit-and-run. We didn’t put all this together just to disappear in a few months. We’re building something built on trust and backed by the guys actually running the gear. Appreciate you being real about it. That’s the kind of energy we respect.
 
Been around, yeah, but not in today’s market - where half the guys have no raws, no stock, just empty promises. Then you show up, kicking the door down like a madman shouting, “Load up while it lasts!” Listen, I’m not complaining - I didn’t think I’d see anything like this for years, but there’s that nagging question: how solid is the quality, and how long are you planning to stick around? It’s all fun and games until someone vanishes with the hype.
Hey, don't go talking sense into Crazy Eddie over here. At 25% off + store credit for testing, I am mightily tempted myself.

They can vanish with the hype, just not with the bag.
 
Just curious, will that test cyp 400 give major pip or any pip? I use test cyp 250 and it’s smooth no issues whatsoever. I’ve read here for example the higher test enathate concentrations start causing a lot of users pip. I like the idea of a higher concentration test cyp but not if it causes pip. I can stick with test cyp 250 if that’s the case.
 
Just curious, will that test cyp 400 give major pip or any pip? I use test cyp 250 and it’s smooth no issues whatsoever. I’ve read here for example the higher test enathate concentrations start causing a lot of users pip. I like the idea of a higher concentration test cyp but not if it causes pip. I can stick with test cyp 250 if that’s the case.
Great question brother. We take our time with every brew, especially the higher concentrations. The key is proper heating, filtering, and letting it settle right. No rushed batches here.

Cyp 400’s been surprisingly smooth for most, we balanced the carrier and dialed it in to minimize pip. Warming it up and slow injections help too.

But if 250’s working perfect for you, no pressure to switch. Just know the 400’s there if you ever want to lower injection volume without the sting!
 
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