Werewolf Piss
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Hey, I did an entire thread on how Cialis lower my IQ. I'm not fake boner shaming.
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Funny Things You see at the Gym
- Thread starter BamaCrazy
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Thank God Ive missed that one. I do see the middle aged women walking on the treadmills at a speed that wouldn't get them across the parking lot in a week!
Stealth500
Member
what about that machine with the strap that jiggles their 50lb ass. LOL
My mom had one of those...
BigDadd7
Member
Did it work?
Ahhhhhh....no. But as a six year old kid it was fun to play with!
Tdeck81
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I literally got rid of one last year. Wife’s grandmom has been trying to yard sale it for 5 years. Was tempted to bring it home and strap it to the old lady’s ass when she’s being lazy in bed
Werewolf Piss
Member
That 50lb ass could work all night and fun to play with
Kralteramon
Member
Not really much to laugh to be honest, lot of things piss me off though. You should open a new thread with things that piss you off in the gym. What pissses me off:
- People abusing machines and equipment. Eg. Golfer dude is making golf movement with cable station. Cable protective layer has broken a couple of times now but he keeps on swinging.
- Old dude that comes in and checks all the garbage bins for deposit bottles. Then puts them in his pocket and starts walking the treadmill for 5 minutes really slow to then leave back home.
- People not putting back weights or mixing weights on a storage rack so you need to first remove 5 plates to get to the plate you need.
- Hogging equipment and being on phone for 10 minutes before performing another set. When asked how long they need get answer, I don't know.
- Sneezing and coughing People.
- Ego lifters that walk around like they're twice the size that they really are.
- etc.
- People abusing machines and equipment. Eg. Golfer dude is making golf movement with cable station. Cable protective layer has broken a couple of times now but he keeps on swinging.
- Old dude that comes in and checks all the garbage bins for deposit bottles. Then puts them in his pocket and starts walking the treadmill for 5 minutes really slow to then leave back home.
- People not putting back weights or mixing weights on a storage rack so you need to first remove 5 plates to get to the plate you need.
- Hogging equipment and being on phone for 10 minutes before performing another set. When asked how long they need get answer, I don't know.
- Sneezing and coughing People.
- Ego lifters that walk around like they're twice the size that they really are.
- etc.
BigDadd7
Member
That first sentence- I thought you were telling us you broke up with your woman
Tdeck81
Banned
I’m still keeping her 50 pound ass around for now…lol
I agree there...Im too damn old to change horses now. Plus, itd be a bitch finding someone who would tolerate my cranky old ass.
Werewolf Piss
Member
This one ass at the gym brings hiis dog with him to the gym. Keeps him on the side porch with dog treats and water and a pillow while he's inside working out for an hour....wait, thats me. Also, I'm the only one who uses the heavybag. Quick ten minute warm up. Loud as hell. I dont care what other patrons think. I used to use a speed, but some bald cunt popped it(my personal one) because it annoyed him. It was in the boxing toom at a gym.... I've switched gyms
Well, guys only have enough blood to run one head at a time...hence the iq drop on cialis
Tdeck81
Banned
Sometimes 6 inches is all it takes
BamaCrazy
Banned
I’m traveling this week and used a LA Fitness in Seattle. There was a guy on a seated dip machine. His arms were locked, and he was shrugging downward. Reverse shrugs are actually a thing so I cannot call it a reverse shrug. I’m not sure WTF he was doing.
And for a LA Fitness this gym was in poor shape. I’m not a fan of that gym chain but my experience is they are usually well taken care of. Seats cracked. Mix and match plates. Rubber missing on the plates. Floor dirty. Nothing to wipe the equipment down with. My gym back home has me spoiled.
And for a LA Fitness this gym was in poor shape. I’m not a fan of that gym chain but my experience is they are usually well taken care of. Seats cracked. Mix and match plates. Rubber missing on the plates. Floor dirty. Nothing to wipe the equipment down with. My gym back home has me spoiled.
Stealth500
Member
I'm going to add reverse shrugs to my routine.
i once saw an 80 year old man using a 45 plate like a steering wheel on the weight rack turning left and right like he was playing an arcade game.
Werewolf Piss
Member
Sounds like a legit workout for an 80 year old. You should have started clapping and yelling "MORE WEIGHT!"
Stealth500
Member
maybe he got his license revoked and misses driving.
