TrenboloneTax: Hybrid Cycling / Lifting Log aka Make Hulk Bike Fast

[Trenbolonetax]

uhohh , looks like some side obliques starting to pop, i cant wait till your shredded, that will be a nice look given your mass and proportions,,

You and me both, brother! Looking forward to finding a reasonable and sustainable diet and just sticking to it. Never really maintained for any meaningful amount of time in my life; always been either bulking or cutting

hey TT , what brand gym shirts are you currently rocking?

I am rocking these 99% of gym sessions: Amazon.com

And then I have some T shirts from several years ago from Costco which are Mondetta Stone brand...they don't make these ones anymore. They were a steal at like $7 per shirt and have served as great tees for the gym or just casual out and about.

Outside of those two, I have enjoyed my Bylt Performance T Shirt as a replacement for the Mondetta t-shirts, but they are much more expensive. Though they are not quite as breathable as the Mondetta fabric, they appear of higher quality and looks like they'll stand the test of time.

I'm a big fan of plain, zero logo or minimal logo / design on my clothes. After leaving high school, I decided I didn't want to advertise for apparel and consumer packaged goods companies for free.

Just kidding. I realized I looked way better with a simple wardrobe of complementary colors, several pairs decent shorts, pants, button down / ups (someone spare me the history lesson on the difference), polos, tees, athletic shoes, sleds, and tweeners.

I didn't intend for this to segue into my clothing portfolio philosophy and reasoning, lol.

I'm always on the lookout for dri fit / synthetic 4 way stretch tees that are a decent price and hold up to continual use and abuse (wash and dry on highest).

Not that anyone cares, but some of the brands I have found work really well for me while not looking like shit and not costing a kidney:

1) Lulu Lemon (ABC Pants, Mock Slacks, Couple types of casual out and about shorts)
2) Mizzen and Main (Button down 4 way stretch long sleeves, button down short sleeve 4 way stretch, polos
3) Bylt (casual tee for everything except an upscale night out)
4) NELEUS (goated tank tops; i like to size up from normal cuz a big fan of the way it hangs off the chest and doesn't stick to stomach / sides
5) Amazon Basics ( workout shorts. haven't found better ones for the price. sub $10. stained? toss. can't undo draw string knot? toss. any problem at all? refresh. I like to be able to refresh workout clothes since they do start to get a stench after some time)
6) Under Armour (they have some good joggers that don't elastic around the ankle so allows for a bit of airflow and more reasonably priced than lulu)

All I can think of off the top of my head rn.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

 

[Sampei]

You and me both, brother! Looking forward to finding a reasonable and sustainable diet and just sticking to it. Never really maintained for any meaningful amount of time in my life; always been either bulking or cutting


I am rocking these 99% of gym sessions: Amazon.com

And then I have some T shirts from several years ago from Costco which are Mondetta Stone brand...they don't make these ones anymore. They were a steal at like $7 per shirt and have served as great tees for the gym or just casual out and about.

Outside of those two, I have enjoyed my Bylt Performance T Shirt as a replacement for the Mondetta t-shirts, but they are much more expensive. Though they are not quite as breathable as the Mondetta fabric, they appear of higher quality and looks like they'll stand the test of time.

I'm a big fan of plain, zero logo or minimal logo / design on my clothes. After leaving high school, I decided I didn't want to advertise for apparel and consumer packaged goods companies for free.

Just kidding. I realized I looked way better with a simple wardrobe of complementary colors, several pairs decent shorts, pants, button down / ups (someone spare me the history lesson on the difference), polos, tees, athletic shoes, sleds, and tweeners.

I didn't intend for this to segue into my clothing portfolio philosophy and reasoning, lol.

I'm always on the lookout for dri fit / synthetic 4 way stretch tees that are a decent price and hold up to continual use and abuse (wash and dry on highest).

Not that anyone cares, but some of the brands I have found work really well for me while not looking like shit and not costing a kidney:

1) Lulu Lemon (ABC Pants, Mock Slacks, Couple types of casual out and about shorts)
2) Mizzen and Main (Button down 4 way stretch long sleeves, button down short sleeve 4 way stretch, polos
3) Bylt (casual tee for everything except an upscale night out)
4) NELEUS (goated tank tops; i like to size up from normal cuz a big fan of the way it hangs off the chest and doesn't stick to stomach / sides
5) Amazon Basics ( workout shorts. haven't found better ones for the price. sub $10. stained? toss. can't undo draw string knot? toss. any problem at all? refresh. I like to be able to refresh workout clothes since they do start to get a stench after some time)
6) Under Armour (they have some good joggers that don't elastic around the ankle so allows for a bit of airflow and more reasonably priced than lulu)

All I can think of off the top of my head rn.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

Didn't want to... Continue for another hour about his clothing portfolio ahhahahaha my man

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Didn't want to... Continue for another hour about his clothing portfolio ahhahahaha my man

I don’t even like clothes bro! It’s just a pain in the ass to find stuff that fits remotely nice without alteration lol

Spend 80% of the time in Amazon shorts and a t shirt haha

Italians are kinda gay yeah? Gay like good fashion sense, y’know what I mean you fag? <3

 

[Sampei]

I don’t even like clothes bro! It’s just a pain in the ass to find stuff that fits remotely nice without alteration lol

Spend 80% of the time in Amazon shorts and a t shirt haha

Italians are kinda gay yeah? Gay like good fashion sense, y’know what I mean you fag? <3

Brother I'm Italian only on my passport.
Last time I went clothes shopping was like 5 years ago. My wife sneaky buy me shit sometime just because she is fed up in seeing me with gym clothes.

It's funny because when we go out she has a few thousand on herself and I look like a hobo that has rented her out for the night. What can I say? I have a pretty face, still a pussy magnet even as a hobo

if only I had a good physique and a big cock... But that's a story for another time

 

[JG91]

Lulu abc pants are goated. Pacemaker shorts are my only gym shorts now.

I got to the lulu game late unfortunately. I’m told their quality was actually even better pre C virus.

 

[readalot]

You and me both, brother! Looking forward to finding a reasonable and sustainable diet and just sticking to it. Never really maintained for any meaningful amount of time in my life; always been either bulking or cutting


I am rocking these 99% of gym sessions: Amazon.com

And then I have some T shirts from several years ago from Costco which are Mondetta Stone brand...they don't make these ones anymore. They were a steal at like $7 per shirt and have served as great tees for the gym or just casual out and about.

Outside of those two, I have enjoyed my Bylt Performance T Shirt as a replacement for the Mondetta t-shirts, but they are much more expensive. Though they are not quite as breathable as the Mondetta fabric, they appear of higher quality and looks like they'll stand the test of time.

I'm a big fan of plain, zero logo or minimal logo / design on my clothes. After leaving high school, I decided I didn't want to advertise for apparel and consumer packaged goods companies for free.

Just kidding. I realized I looked way better with a simple wardrobe of complementary colors, several pairs decent shorts, pants, button down / ups (someone spare me the history lesson on the difference), polos, tees, athletic shoes, sleds, and tweeners.

I didn't intend for this to segue into my clothing portfolio philosophy and reasoning, lol.

I'm always on the lookout for dri fit / synthetic 4 way stretch tees that are a decent price and hold up to continual use and abuse (wash and dry on highest).

Not that anyone cares, but some of the brands I have found work really well for me while not looking like shit and not costing a kidney:

1) Lulu Lemon (ABC Pants, Mock Slacks, Couple types of casual out and about shorts)
2) Mizzen and Main (Button down 4 way stretch long sleeves, button down short sleeve 4 way stretch, polos
3) Bylt (casual tee for everything except an upscale night out)
4) NELEUS (goated tank tops; i like to size up from normal cuz a big fan of the way it hangs off the chest and doesn't stick to stomach / sides
5) Amazon Basics ( workout shorts. haven't found better ones for the price. sub $10. stained? toss. can't undo draw string knot? toss. any problem at all? refresh. I like to be able to refresh workout clothes since they do start to get a stench after some time)
6) Under Armour (they have some good joggers that don't elastic around the ankle so allows for a bit of airflow and more reasonably priced than lulu)

All I can think of off the top of my head rn.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

 

[readalot]

You and me both, brother! Looking forward to finding a reasonable and sustainable diet and just sticking to it. Never really maintained for any meaningful amount of time in my life; always been either bulking or cutting


I am rocking these 99% of gym sessions: Amazon.com

And then I have some T shirts from several years ago from Costco which are Mondetta Stone brand...they don't make these ones anymore. They were a steal at like $7 per shirt and have served as great tees for the gym or just casual out and about.

Outside of those two, I have enjoyed my Bylt Performance T Shirt as a replacement for the Mondetta t-shirts, but they are much more expensive. Though they are not quite as breathable as the Mondetta fabric, they appear of higher quality and looks like they'll stand the test of time.

I'm a big fan of plain, zero logo or minimal logo / design on my clothes. After leaving high school, I decided I didn't want to advertise for apparel and consumer packaged goods companies for free.

Just kidding. I realized I looked way better with a simple wardrobe of complementary colors, several pairs decent shorts, pants, button down / ups (someone spare me the history lesson on the difference), polos, tees, athletic shoes, sleds, and tweeners.

I didn't intend for this to segue into my clothing portfolio philosophy and reasoning, lol.

I'm always on the lookout for dri fit / synthetic 4 way stretch tees that are a decent price and hold up to continual use and abuse (wash and dry on highest).

Not that anyone cares, but some of the brands I have found work really well for me while not looking like shit and not costing a kidney:

1) Lulu Lemon (ABC Pants, Mock Slacks, Couple types of casual out and about shorts)
2) Mizzen and Main (Button down 4 way stretch long sleeves, button down short sleeve 4 way stretch, polos
3) Bylt (casual tee for everything except an upscale night out)
4) NELEUS (goated tank tops; i like to size up from normal cuz a big fan of the way it hangs off the chest and doesn't stick to stomach / sides
5) Amazon Basics ( workout shorts. haven't found better ones for the price. sub $10. stained? toss. can't undo draw string knot? toss. any problem at all? refresh. I like to be able to refresh workout clothes since they do start to get a stench after some time)
6) Under Armour (they have some good joggers that don't elastic around the ankle so allows for a bit of airflow and more reasonably priced than lulu)

All I can think of off the top of my head rn.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

View: https://youtu.be/RjKNbfA64EE

 

[Trenbolonetax]

@readalot ever since you’ve been gone… I created this for you


I was stuck with extra weight, a load I couldn’t shake,
Then DNP whispered promises of a leaner state to make.
It cranks up the heat, burning fat until it’s gone,
Sculpting a new physique, where sweat becomes my song.

Every dose ignites a fire that blazes through my core,
Sweat pouring like a battle cry as I push to be more.

Since DNP came along, I’ve been melting fat away,
Heat and sweat driving change, shaping muscles day by day.
Though the risk is burning real, the transformation’s clear to see,
A daring dance with danger, forging a body wild and free.

The mirror shows a warrior, defined by every line,
A physique enhanced by fiery trials, every sweat drop so divine.
Fat loss is my anthem as the heat refines my frame,
Each pulse of burning passion etches victory in my name.

Every heartbeat’s like a spark, a risk I boldly claim,
In the furnace of transformation, nothing ever stays the same.

Since DNP came along, I’m chasing that lean, intense reward,
Sweat and fire fuel my journey, a price I’m set to afford.
I embrace the heat and hustle, even when warnings appear,
For in this risky, burning path, a new me is drawing near.

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Lulu abc pants are goated. Pacemaker shorts are my only gym shorts now.

Bout to check those shorts…

I got to the lulu game late unfortunately. I’m told their quality was actually even better pre C virus.

And their old CEO was the GOAT; talking about fat women causing more stress on the fabric lol

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Brother I'm Italian only on my passport.

This whole time I thought you were actually Italian...now I don't know what to think.

Last time I went clothes shopping was like 5 years ago. My wife sneaky buy me shit sometime just because she is fed up in seeing me with gym clothes.

Online shopping is where it's at...not like they'll have the right size in store anyways lol. I'm autistic when I find something I like, I just buy multiple in every color if wearing frequency makes it reasonable to do that.

It's funny because when we go out she has a few thousand on herself and I look like a hobo that has rented her out for the night. What can I say? I have a pretty face, still a pussy magnet even as a hobo

I can be yours for a few thousand for the night. I just only accept payment in my favorite gemstone; it's Drostanolone Enanthate. I think a nice big dangly necklace with a marquee 50ml jug as a pendant in between my pecs would be a nice gift, yea?

if only I had a good physique and a big cock... But that's a story for another time

i mean, is it really too much to ask to be >6', 225+, sub 10%, > 8.5/10, $500k in passive income annually, with a 7inch dick?

 

[readalot]

with a 7inch dick

I'm out...again.

F!

 

[cinder]

I think a nice big dangly necklace with a marquee 50ml jug as a pendant in between my pecs would be a nice gift, yea?

bruh

 

[Trenbolonetax]

I'm out...again.

F!

Are you going to lie to me, yourself, or the entire audience? Please say with a straight face that you DO NOT want a 7 inch schlong...

 

[Trenbolonetax]

bruh

bruh...if you knew how short of supply mast e was right now you'd be saying the same thing

 

[Trenbolonetax]

I meant I'm disqualified given that attribute. So close haha.

Want? Lmao.

Please be more specific.

@readalot this is going down in history. Don’t think I didn’t snag this quote. @Benf15harp ReadAlot not only has a huge brain but also packin a meat log!

Gonna make sure to include some appropriate SEO tactics and ensure every time someone googles “ReadAlot thinksteroids” that this comment pops up

 

[readalot]

@readalot this is going down in history. Don’t think I didn’t snag this quote. @Benf15harp ReadAlot not only has a huge brain but also packin a meat log!

Gonna make sure to include some appropriate SEO tactics and ensure every time someone googles “ReadAlot thinksteroids” that this comment pops up

no, no. You got it all wrong. Disqualified as in way south of 7. You are too kind Brother. Can't have it all unless it's you.

 

[Trenbolonetax]

no, no. You got it all wrong. Disqualified as in way south of 7. You are too kind Brother. Can't have it all unless it's you.

Hmmm…odd to delete that comment. You’re lucky I was just asking AI and starting to purchase SEO packages

 

[readalot]

Hmmm…odd to delete that comment. You’re lucky I was just asking AI and starting to purchase SEO packages

You are looking for @Ghoul aka "Dredd". Search 8 inches and ghoul here. Legend.

Post in thread 'Penile shrinkage, atrophy. What causes it?'

May 24, 2024

j

Yahh, use it or lose it Fibrosis is mostly reversible with daily Cialis use~ 5-10 mgs/day and occasionally some penis pumping. A healthy sex life is paramount for overall wellness

Somewhat reversible. I experienced a near one inch loss in erect length, 9 to 8, and around 20% loss of girth during a period after a health issue killed my "morning wood" for around a year.

YEARS of daily cialis and active "penis rehabilitation" got half of that back.

The biggest warning sign of potentially damaging loss of sufficient blood flow is that your non erect state is smaller than usual...

• Ghoul

• 

 

[Trenbolonetax]

You are looking for @Ghoul aka "Dredd". Search 8 inches and ghoul here. Legend.

Post in thread 'Penile shrinkage, atrophy. What causes it?'

May 24, 2024

j

Yahh, use it or lose it Fibrosis is mostly reversible with daily Cialis use~ 5-10 mgs/day and occasionally some penis pumping. A healthy sex life is paramount for overall wellness

Somewhat reversible. I experienced a near one inch loss in erect length, 9 to 8, and around 20% loss of girth during a period after a health issue killed my "morning wood" for around a year.

YEARS of daily cialis and active "penis rehabilitation" got half of that back.

The biggest warning sign of potentially damaging loss of sufficient blood flow is that your non erect state is smaller than usual...

• Ghoul

• 

LOL I fucking chortled.

The fact you know that name… wait a second…the fact that name is familiar to me…

Idk. Think I’m partial to the OG (not Mudbone you sicko), obviously Mandingo, good ole kink dick.

 

[Sampei]

This whole time I thought you were actually Italian...now I don't know what to think.

Online shopping is where it's at...not like they'll have the right size in store anyways lol. I'm autistic when I find something I like, I just buy multiple in every color if wearing frequency makes it reasonable to do that.

I can be yours for a few thousand for the night. I just only accept payment in my favorite gemstone; it's Drostanolone Enanthate. I think a nice big dangly necklace with a marquee 50ml jug as a pendant in between my pecs would be a nice gift, yea?

i mean, is it really too much to ask to be >6', 225+, sub 10%, > 8.5/10, $500k in passive income annually, with a 7inch dick?

I'm Italian only on the passport was a joke to say I'm not the typical Italian xD
I'm 100% Italian but I don't drink coffee

Yeah exactly! I didn't ask for too much! Seems like Santa Claus is fucking blind tho