How safe is it really?

[AnxiousDude]

Hi everyone!

First time poster here, thank you in advance for your time. I am pretty new to this. Aside from a 1 week experiment with clen when I was a teenager, my first experience with gear was getting on TRT several years ago. My pharmacy got hit with some kind of test shortage (couldn't get any for 3+ weeks). After a week of feeling like dogshit, I ordered some test online out of sheer desperation without thinking about legal consequences. Everything went fine. I'd really like to order a few more vials and maybe some AIs (my Dr won't prescribed them for some reason) just to have on hand. However, reading through forums like this has me scared to death of getting caught.

I'd be doing something like this:
-ordering from an oversees company with USA domestic shipping (no customs).
-no raws or powders
-personal use amounts only
-shipped to house
-paid for with bitcoin
-VPN used for order
-house is not "clean" (have a lot of guns, legally purchased, but still present)

How much risk would I really be taking? Is there any way to make this safer? Has anyone heard of a "hobbyist" like me getting a controlled delivery? Thanks again for your time.

 

[Cherokee]

Hi everyone!

First time poster here, thank you in advance for your time. I am pretty new to this. Aside from a 1 week experiment with clen when I was a teenager, my first experience with gear was getting on TRT several years ago. My pharmacy got hit with some kind of test shortage (couldn't get any for 3+ weeks). After a week of feeling like dogshit, I ordered some test online out of sheer desperation without thinking about legal consequences. Everything went fine. I'd really like to order a few more vials and maybe some AIs (my Dr won't prescribed them for some reason) just to have on hand. However, reading through forums like this has me scared to death of getting caught.

I'd be doing something like this:
-ordering from an oversees company with USA domestic shipping (no customs).
-no raws or powders
-personal use amounts only
-shipped to house
-paid for with bitcoin
-VPN used for order
-house is not "clean" (have a lot of guns, legally purchased, but still present)

How much risk would I really be taking? Is there any way to make this safer? Has anyone heard of a "hobbyist" like me getting a controlled delivery? Thanks again for your time.

Have you ever used snapchat or any other social media program? People are advertising hard drugs, heroin, prostitution. Illegal drug use is the norm in society nowadays. They could care less about steroids, unless you are some lab.

Just keep some vaseline with you, if you do get caught and end up in a cell with Bubba! You'll thank me !

 

[AnxiousDude]

Have you ever used snapchat or any other social media program? People are advertising hard drugs, heroin, prostitution. Illegal drug use is the norm in society nowadays. They could care less about steroids, unless you are some lab.

Just keep some vaseline with you, if you do get caught and end up in a cell with Bubba! You'll thank me !

Lol I'll add some astroglide to my order. Thank you for the response!

 

[Cherokee]

Lol I'll add some astroglide to my order. Thank you for the response!

I called the local police about some online hooker in my area... they could care less.

I think your username says it all. You'll be fine. If not, you can come back and write one hell of an article for us! I bet you can't find one single individual who's been busted having stuff shipped to their house for private use.

 

[Cumminstech]

I called the local police about some online hooker in my area

 

[Monkipalo]

I bet you can't find one single individual who's been busted having stuff shipped to their house for private use.

Melissa Bumstead

 

[AnxiousDude]

Melissa Bumstead

To be fair, she ran it through customs, was a non US citizen, and was ordering a shit ton of gear (presumably for Ian and Chris). Wouldn't that make her a pretty different risk profile? Serious question by the way. Not trying to start shit.

 

[Cherokee]

Melissa Bumstead

Now reports have emerged that the Canadian influencer has been arrested in Martin County, Florida, after being caught allegedly importing steroids into the United States.The report states that Customs randomly selected a package that was coming across the border from Canada to the US, putting it through extensive inspection.

(SURE).

Out of all the people in the USA to be randomly caught, it was a package going to a business owned by MR Bumstead who is the reigning Mr. Olympia Classic Physique winner,

Now.. if you came in 2nd or 3rd place, what better way to take out your competition, than to snitch on him?

I say someone ratted on him, and she got busted with it

 

[graciebjj]

Now reports have emerged that the Canadian influencer has been arrested in Martin County, Florida, after being caught allegedly importing steroids into the United States.The report states that Customs randomly selected a package that was coming across the border from Canada to the US, putting it through extensive inspection.

(SURE).

Out of all the people in the USA to be randomly caught, it was a package going to a business owned by MR Bumstead who is the reigning Mr. Olympia Classic Physique winner,

Now.. if you came in 2nd or 3rd place, what better way to take out your competition, than to snitch on him?

I say someone ratted on him, and she got busted with it

Nice of you to theorycraft their legal defense

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Do yourself a favor and put @Cherokee the troll on ignore.

Personal use amounts for steroids aren't like personal use amounts for cheap overseas meds. It's illegal and of course there are always potential consequences.

Just something to keep in mind. Is the shit likely to hit the fan? Probably not. Find a competent source that knows what they're doing and the odds are well within your favor.

 

[Cherokee]

Nice of you to theorycraft their legal defense

Find one person besides this lady who's been busted for personal use via mail. Few years ago, when the DEA busted some labs they had full cooperation from asian sources... meaning they had a lot of peoples addresses. They only went after the dealers.

 

[Cherokee]

Do yourself a favor and put @Cherokee the troll on ignore.

Personal use amounts for steroids aren't like personal use amounts for cheap overseas meds. It's illegal and of course there are always potential consequences.

Just something to keep in mind. Is the shit likely to hit the fan? Probably not. Find a competent source that knows what they're doing and the odds are well within your favor.

Yes, find a competent illegal business that knows what they are doing! I'm sure all of them will tell you they know what they are doing

 

[AnxiousDude]

Do yourself a favor and put @Cherokee the troll on ignore.

Personal use amounts for steroids aren't like personal use amounts for cheap overseas meds. It's illegal and of course there are always potential consequences.

Just something to keep in mind. Is the shit likely to hit the fan? Probably not. Find a competent source that knows what they're doing and the odds are well within your favor.

Thank you very much for your response. Do you know have any recommendations as to how to do this as safely as possible? My assumption is that avoiding customs is a great start. Im sure they happen, but I dont know that I've ever heard of domestic to domestic packages being intercepted short of an entire dealer being compromised.

 

[Monkipalo]

Thank you very much for your response. Do you know have any recommendations as to how to do this as safely as possible? My assumption is that avoiding customs is a great start. Im sure they happen, but I dont know that I've ever heard of domestic to domestic packages being intercepted short of an entire dealer being compromised.

Stay domestic, burner secure mail for every order, use monero...

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[MisterSuperGod]

Thank you very much for your response. Do you know have any recommendations as to how to do this as safely as possible? My assumption is that avoiding customs is a great start. Im sure they happen, but I dont know that I've ever heard of domestic to domestic packages being intercepted short of an entire dealer being compromised.

There's a couple domestic sources here that you could look into. i haven't ordered from any of them so i can't provide first hand experience.

Look around. If you have a particular source in mind, i can give my opinion (which is not an endorsement) based on what i've seen.

 

[Villain]

Just keep some vaseline with you, if you do get caught and end up in a cell with Bubba! You'll thank me !

Sounds like you have firsthand experience. Not surprised really.

 

[AnxiousDude]

Stay domestic, burner secure mail for every order, use monero...

Digital Privacy and Anonymity: Why it's important and how to achieve it! How to maintain your privacy online.

Howdy y'all! Good morning. Happy mothafuckin SATURDAY!! I wanted to write this up, because I am a strong believe in privacy, I have a very strong background in IT (specifically IT Security), and I know it seems like a TON of people just are unsure about how to gain privacy online and how to...

thinksteroids.com

You should read this post for more insight

Will do! Thank you!

 

[AnxiousDude]

There's a couple domestic sources here that you could look into. i haven't ordered from any of them so i can't provide first hand experience.

Look around. If you have a particular source in mind, i can give my opinion (which is not an endorsement) based on what i've seen.

As previously mentioned, I made a panic order when my pharmacy ran out of test. I ordered through Roidbazaar and used their domestic warehouse. Everything went well, shipping was fast and discreet. I was just planning on using them again, but am open to suggestions.

 

[Sp2.0]

If they don't have independent test results posted you may want to look around for sources that do. It's not difficult to find them.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

As previously mentioned, I made a panic order when my pharmacy ran out of test. I ordered through Roidbazaar and used their domestic warehouse. Everything went well, shipping was fast and discreet. I was just planning on using them again, but am open to suggestions.

i believe @SkankHunt has had success with them. i'm not very familiar with them myself. If you're pleased with everything from them then it wouldn't hurt to stick with them.