Funny I remember when the feds sent undercovers to.make a buy from me as I ran the sister store in Mountain View at the time. I never fucked around like that, it wasnt how I got down.
So one day this african american couple walk in and I could kinda tell they werent really there to shop. They werent actually looking at products, taking them off the shelves or anything like customers do, and suddenly the black guy walks right over to me and says "hey man Im looking for some winstrol" and out of the corner of my eye i could see the female he was wite stop dead in her tracks and was clearly intently listening but pretending she wasnt.
Now, i should be clear on something, i dont like being fucked with. I made good eye contact and said nice and loud "THE SIGN ON THE FRONT OF THE STORE DOES NOT SAY LA PHARMACIA." He got the point real fucking fast and his bitch was somehow out the door faster than he was.
I called the other store to warn them but i was too late. Feds dressed like a bunch of college football players made a buy off the owner already. He would never have been so careless but at the time he was smoking meth and playing poker in the back of his store. All ended well more or less. Feds got what they wanted which of course was cash. My store never got fucked with again.
@BigBaldBeardGuy for lulz
