Porn Star Jesse Jane Beats Up Boyfriend for Using Steroids

I mean in theory... dating a pornstar sounds great!

BUT... would you be able to do anything impressive knowing that over a 100 different 10 inch dicks have pounded her before you, in every imaginable position and all different which ways? Each one finishing with the money shot blasting her in the face - the same one that you’re supposed to be kissing?

Nevermind that she’d probably say shit like “I like you because you let me be me and I don’t feel like I have to PERFORM.” Or even worse shit like “aww hon, not tonight, my throat is all bruised and I can barely sit-down from the anal gangbang this afternoon.”

Nah. Pornstars aren’t the fantasy most guys think they would be. I’d pass.
 
I mean in theory... dating a pornstar sounds great!

BUT... would you be able to do anything impressive knowing that over a 100 different 10 inch dicks have pounded her before you, in every imaginable position and all different which ways? Each one finishing with the money shot blasting her in the face - the same one that you’re supposed to be kissing?

Nevermind that she’d probably say shit like “I like you because you let me be me and I don’t feel like I have to PERFORM.” Or even worse shit like “aww hon, not tonight, my throat is all bruised and I can barely sit-down from the anal gangbang this afternoon.”

Nah. Pornstars aren’t the fantasy most guys think they would be. I’d pass.
Good thing I'm 10 1/4 inches
 
Most porn stars are below average-looking without the extensive make-up.
An old timer once told me that if some women had all the dicks that were stuck in them sticking out of them, they would look like porcupines. (And he wasn't even talking about porn stars.)

Personally I have a difficult time getting in the mood when possible herpes is in the back of my mind. That shit will follow you around forever.

Any young guys who try the "in the face move" are going to find out real quick that women hate that with a passion.
 
I mean in theory... dating a pornstar sounds great!

BUT... would you be able to do anything impressive knowing that over a 100 different 10 inch dicks have pounded her before you, in every imaginable position and all different which ways? Each one finishing with the money shot blasting her in the face - the same one that you’re supposed to be kissing?

Nevermind that she’d probably say shit like “I like you because you let me be me and I don’t feel like I have to PERFORM.” Or even worse shit like “aww hon, not tonight, my throat is all bruised and I can barely sit-down from the anal gangbang this afternoon.”

Nah. Pornstars aren’t the fantasy most guys think they would be. I’d pass.

See you get it.
 
I've dated a of couple strippers and a cam girl. Yea they're fucked up a little but fun. Best I can tell it almost always has do with abuse in childhood. I wasnt looking to get married just have fun and I found it lol
A LITTLE?


"anti-roid-rage" LMFAO!

Oral steroids? We know her boyfriend was too much of a pussy to inject so that may explain his injuries and inability to dodge a punch.

I'd love to date a porn star. Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
Crazy STDs too.


Good thing I'm 10 1/4 inches
Rectal depth doesn't count, bro.
 
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