Vacation blues

[Cash43]

Been on family vacation for 4 days so far, no gym, no diet restrictions and its fucking me up mentally. I went into the vacation saying I'd take 1 week off from lifting then find a local gym week 2 and that I'd go off diet and allow myself to just eat and drink and enjoy myself but it's crazy how it fucks with you mentally, feel like 2 weeks will ruin all my work lol.
Anyone else battle these thoughts or am I just insane?

 

[grey]

feel like 2 weeks will ruin all my work lol.
Anyone else battle these thoughts or am I just insane?

You aren't alone, but the worry is unfounded.


Tip: What 2 Weeks Off Really Does to Your Body | T Nation


" It's a common scenario: Your family guilts you into taking a two-week vacation to a place where hardcore gyms are sparse and you feel yourself shrinking and getting weaker by the day and the anxiety builds and builds until you finally snap and jump up and grab the marble schlong of Michelangelo's David and start doing one-arm pull-ups and inverted rows.

Then the security guards come and get all uppity and kick you and your family out of the museum, but your smug little daughter Becky gives you the cold shoulder and thinks you should be embarrassed about what happened.
Embarrassed? Maybe, but who's still got lats? Who's still got lats, Becky?"

 

[franchise24]

Definitely not alone. But you should be well rested.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Your going to lose the pump. Thats about it.
Actual skeletal muscle built isnt going any where. Very resilient stuff.

Chill out man. Enjoy yourself.

 

[TRT]

Lmao! Ya Becky! Who's got lats now.

 

[Eman]

am I just insane?

Yes, yes you are.

It's a vacation... Have some fun dude.

Go off diet.

Do something active.... Like have sex.

Read up on training or diet related articles since it's still an interest.

Have some drinks.

Have more sex.

Stop being crazy.

 

[Sk8man101]

Have more sex.

 

[DarthTrenLord0981]

Nah man, I miss the gym for a day and I stare at myself in the mirror for an hour and convince myself my ive lost all my gains. It's just you playing mental games on yourself.

 

[theprodgicalson]

Yes, yes you are.
Do something active.... Like have sex.
Have more sex.

have sex on top of sex man.

 

[Eman]

have sex on top of sex man.

Yes sir, that'll cure them pesky vacation blues.

My flight leaves tomorrow night for my getaway... Mile high club here I come. Although, I'll be lucky to fit into the bathroom my myself... Let alone with her. So now I need to ask myself the age old question: does a handjob under the courtesy blanket qualify me for the mile high club?

 

[theprodgicalson]

Yes sir, that'll cure them pesky vacation blues.

My flight leaves tomorrow night for my getaway... Mile high club here I come. Although, I'll be lucky to fit into the bathroom my myself... Let alone with her. So now I need to ask myself the age old question: does a handjob under the courtesy blanket qualify me for the mile high club?

i leave for vacation in a month myself. counting down the days!
if you were under the age of 18 i would say a handie would count.
A BJ would get you in the club.

 

[Eman]

i leave for vacation in a month myself. counting down the days!
if you were under the age of 18 i would say a handie would count.
A BJ would get you in the club.

Do you have a mile high club handbook or something?? You got the particulars down pat.

I'll tell her to rest her lips for the flight.

 

[theprodgicalson]

Do you have a mile high club handbook or something?? You got the particulars down pat.

I'll tell her to rest her lips for the flight.

youll get the handbook once you join the club.
As long as you arent flying Untied. their Mile High Club rules are a little different. requires more BDSM type stuff to get into the club.

 

[Eman]

youll get the handbook once you join the club.
As long as you arent flying Untied. their Mile High Club rules are a little different. requires more BDSM type stuff to get into the club.

British airways here... Maybe I can get tea and a blowie on this trip. Fingers crossed.

 

[theprodgicalson]

British airways here... Maybe I can get tea and a blowie on this trip. Fingers crossed.

The company i work for had a worldwide meeting from all of the offices around the world this spring. and let me tell you, the girls from the offices in Great Britain were some freaks! so you may be in luck of getting into the Platinum Mile High club if you find a set stewardess that can take you and your girl into a private area of the plane.


please report back on the status of you Mile High Club status as soon as you land

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

British airways here... Maybe I can get tea and a blowie on this trip. Fingers crossed.

Too bad you werent flying United
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...gged-off-plane-fuels-outrage-china/100319550/
I dont think theyd take you that easy.
Fight or Flight?

 

[Eman]

Too bad you werent flying United
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...gged-off-plane-fuels-outrage-china/100319550/
I dont think theyd take you that easy.
Fight or Flight?

They best bring a big fucking steward to drag my belligerent ass off the plane!

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

They best bring a big fucking steward to drag my belligerent ass off the plane!

Your a big dude in person. I did not anticipate that. Pics dont quite do you justice. Thick. Look like a fullback. Bigger than most NFL fullbacks

 

[Oregongearhead]

Your a big dude in person. I did not anticipate that. Pics dont quite do you justice. Thick. Look like a fullback. Bigger than most NFL fullbacks

@Eman is quite a bit shorter than you right ?

 

[Eman]

Your a big dude in person. I did not anticipate that. Pics dont quite do you justice. Thick. Look like a fullback. Bigger than most NFL fullbacks

There's a guy at one of my gyms that calls me linebacker lol...

@Eman is quite a bit shorter than you right ?

He's a few inches taller for sure... First thing I noticed about him. I could use a few extra inches. Interpret that how you want.