Rant about Suits

[TheAngryHog]

This one goes out to my felllow gorillas. I’m 5’10 225ish (fluctuate between 215 and 230). My pant length is 29 inches, jacket is usually a 44 or 46. I’m also an attorney who is in court almost every day of the week, and I wear a suit pretty much every day of my life.

So here’s the rant. I’m in good shape, getting a suit jacket tailored is no problem and usually looks great after it’s done. But the issue I run into is with the pants. I said this goes out to my fellow gorillas because that’s what my wife says I look like. It could be that I have shorter legs relative to my overall height, but I have some enormous quads and a Kardashian level donk to boot. They make my already mediocre cock look like a button.

All jokes aside, I take a 33 waist on most shorts, for example, and a 34 feels comfortable for dress pants considering I tuck in at least my dress shirt and sometimes an undershirt. Problem is, while the 34 is probably the right size for me, my ass and quads literally do not fit into any suit pants that I am aware of that come in size 34. This is true even after alterations. I wind up looking like I’m wearing tight baseball pants or something. Any sudden movement or bending down risks shredding the pants in half.

So I tried 36, nope no good, 38, close but no cigar, and have now settled on a 40.

So now I buy the size 40 pants, they have to take the waist in to a 34, then they STILL have to let the seat out. It fits and feels comfortable but honestly it looks like shit. You can just tell that something was done to the pants that shouldn’t have been. I hate it.

Any fellow gym bros experience this or have any advice? Or am I just bitching about my first world problems?

 

[Megadick3000]

Ya thats tragic bro.

Attorney you say? Do you know about drug laws well? There was a questiin in a different thread some weeks back about how police calculate the charges for finished steroid vials. Maybe you have some insight into that?

 

[TheAngryHog]

Ya thats tragic bro.

Attorney you say? Do you know about drug laws well? There was a questiin in a different thread some weeks back about how police calculate the charges for finished steroid vials. Maybe you have some insight into that?

I find it fitting that megadick replies to my thread in which I confided to the entire internet about my mediocre penis.

Nonetheless, yeah. Send me the thread link if you got it and I’ll take a look.

 

[Norse13]

@TheAngryHog
If adjusting off-the-shelf pants still doesn't give a good fit, the only option I can think of is to have them fully tailor made. Unfortunately that usually also means a tailor made jacket to match colour & fabric =》$$$

Maybe make 2 pants for each jacket.
Assuming it's dark gray or dark blue or similar colour, you don't "need" that many jackets, few people will notice that you rotate wear the same ones all the time, if they look quite similar. If you wear ties, grab a bunch of different ones to add some variety to the outfit without having too many jackets.

 

[hijoshiki]

Just size up and wear a baggy suit. It's more comfortable.

 

[1tank1]

Just size up and wear a baggy suit. It's more comfortable.

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I was thinking the same thing (but not baggy coz that just looks terrible and juvenile).

I think the OP must like tight fitting clothes that reveal his shape to the world.

I've always dressed casual with loose fitting clothes coz I've never really wanted everyone to see my true shape or draw attention to the fact that I've obviously used steroids.

 

[TheAngryHog]

I was thinking the same thing (but not baggy coz that just looks terrible and juvenile).

I think the OP must like tight fitting clothes that reveal his shape to the world.

I've always dressed casual with loose fitting clothes coz I've never really wanted everyone to see my true shape or draw attention to the fact that I've obviously used steroids.

Would you hire an attorney dressed like that? LOL. I don’t like baggy or tight clothes, just ones that fit and have some modicum of professionalism since let’s face it the rest of me isn’t.

 

[hijoshiki]

Would you hire an attorney dressed like that? LOL. I don’t like baggy or tight clothes, just ones that fit and have some modicum of professionalism since let’s face it the rest of me isn’t.

There's an old saying: "if you see a man in a suit you know he's up to no good".

Professionalism is what happens between your ears, not the silly costume you wear.

Then again I rank the legal profession up there with the religion profession, both are basically built on writings and ideas that are only valid because fools actually believe them. No offense, but I've never gotten to the bottom of how religion and law, which are both pulled out of peoples asses are any different.

 

[1tank1]

Would you hire an attorney dressed like that? LOL. I don’t like baggy or tight clothes, just ones that fit and have some modicum of professionalism since let’s face it the rest of me isn’t.

Good luck. You will have to figure out perfection for yourself and seeking answers on an underground bbing forum/AAS website is strange if you are really a lawyer/attorney.

 

[hijoshiki]

IMO everyone that is getting paid in court should have to appear in clown costumes.

 

[Rickt]

This one goes out to my felllow gorillas. I’m 5’10 225ish (fluctuate between 215 and 230). My pant length is 29 inches, jacket is usually a 44 or 46. I’m also an attorney who is in court almost every day of the week, and I wear a suit pretty much every day of my life.

So here’s the rant. I’m in good shape, getting a suit jacket tailored is no problem and usually looks great after it’s done. But the issue I run into is with the pants. I said this goes out to my fellow gorillas because that’s what my wife says I look like. It could be that I have shorter legs relative to my overall height, but I have some enormous quads and a Kardashian level donk to boot. They make my already mediocre cock look like a button.

All jokes aside, I take a 33 waist on most shorts, for example, and a 34 feels comfortable for dress pants considering I tuck in at least my dress shirt and sometimes an undershirt. Problem is, while the 34 is probably the right size for me, my ass and quads literally do not fit into any suit pants that I am aware of that come in size 34. This is true even after alterations. I wind up looking like I’m wearing tight baseball pants or something. Any sudden movement or bending down risks shredding the pants in half.

So I tried 36, nope no good, 38, close but no cigar, and have now settled on a 40.

So now I buy the size 40 pants, they have to take the waist in to a 34, then they STILL have to let the seat out. It fits and feels comfortable but honestly it looks like shit. You can just tell that something was done to the pants that shouldn’t have been. I hate it.

Any fellow gym bros experience this or have any advice? Or am I just bitching about my first world problems?

Dont really have that problem unless im going to wedding or funeral. Im a little shorter. Much heavier. Little fat. If by chance i find a suit that fits my shoulders it dont fit my arms. If it fits my arms it looks like a tent. Pants is worse. Quads and calf. But i have no arse just hamstrings. Feel for you my friend. I have to wear fat mens suits to fit my shoulders arms and legs. And it looks horrid.
But phill heath was pictured many times in a suit. I believe he used stretch fabric. So when he moved the suit gave look into that. It would be a tight flexable suit.

 

[Megadick3000]

I find it fitting that megadick replies to my thread in which I confided to the entire internet about my mediocre penis.

Nonetheless, yeah. Send me the thread link if you got it and I’ll take a look.

Yes the thread is here

Finished gear legality - felony vs misdemeanor.

Does anyone know how many vials of finished gear it takes to be looked at as a felony vs a misdemeanor? I know under 28g in the US is a misdemeanor but how would that be calculated with vials? From my understanding, LE does not use ML x MG for measuring out the gram amounts in the vials.

thinksteroids.com

Read through it and give your insight on it, because im honestly not sure how they compute finished steroid vials for prosecution. You may have good insight into that given your profession.

As for your penis, bro get a Bath Mate penis pump. Frequent use can literally increas3 yoir wang both in length and girth. Its no different than training your muscles to grow, you can actually train your dick to be bigger if it concerns you. Lets be honest bro, the REAL reason you started this thread was for penis enhancement advice, this was never aboit suit sizing was it. So transparent!

PS: i search meso daily for the words “penis”, “dick”, “cock”, then insert myself (heh) into the threads.

 

[Big_paul]

At some point a good tailor becomes a must. Even now that I'm down 45-50lbs pants are easier, but an otr jacket or dress shirt looks ridiculous.

 

[Rickt]

At some point a good tailor becomes a must. Even now that I'm down 45-50lbs pants are easier, but an otr jacket or dress shirt looks ridiculous.

Somehow i think you wouldnt want it any other way. Sure there is a point where heavier and bigger is uncomefortable. But being small or "normal" would be worse. You arent called normal paul. Or medium paul. It is big paul. And that mother dont fit into off the hanger shirts. And i wouldnt want it any other way.