crewboss
Banned
I hear that one bro. Others who piss me off to no end:
1. the fat old guinea (no offense to italians, us greeks are just as bad. but this dude's got the italian horn chain, and i counted 387 mingyas in 1 conversation) who loads on the Old Spice in the locker room and has no problem carrying on a 10 minute conversation about winterizing his fucking boat, all while grotesquely buck naked. dude, you're 5'8" 350, and you crack pavement with every step. howz boutz put some fucking clothes on you filthy animal.
2. Or how about the hero next to you on the treadmill who has to double the speed of every other machine combined, then gets off gasping for breath after 4 minutes. bumble fuck.
3. then there's the dude at the smith machine who loads on 8 plates, and walks around like he pays the mortgage... only to get stapled to the ground with 225 when he attempts a real bench.
4. heavy ladies please take note. how about the ugly fat ass strawberry bitch who follows big dudes around like a puppy dog. it is clearly evident that the only reason she wastes the 25 minutes of her day at the gym is to get drilled. poor strawberry gets an A for effort. she does 1 set of 2 reps of every movement, then takes a sip of her liet coke, then she does some dumbass pretend stretch. NO STRAWBERRY, NOBODY'S LOOKING AT YOU. all onlookers are horrified by her disgusting display of fat-on-spandex.
Just a few additions, got a little pent up gym anger out. I feel much better now. hehe peace Crew.
1. the fat old guinea (no offense to italians, us greeks are just as bad. but this dude's got the italian horn chain, and i counted 387 mingyas in 1 conversation) who loads on the Old Spice in the locker room and has no problem carrying on a 10 minute conversation about winterizing his fucking boat, all while grotesquely buck naked. dude, you're 5'8" 350, and you crack pavement with every step. howz boutz put some fucking clothes on you filthy animal.
2. Or how about the hero next to you on the treadmill who has to double the speed of every other machine combined, then gets off gasping for breath after 4 minutes. bumble fuck.
3. then there's the dude at the smith machine who loads on 8 plates, and walks around like he pays the mortgage... only to get stapled to the ground with 225 when he attempts a real bench.
4. heavy ladies please take note. how about the ugly fat ass strawberry bitch who follows big dudes around like a puppy dog. it is clearly evident that the only reason she wastes the 25 minutes of her day at the gym is to get drilled. poor strawberry gets an A for effort. she does 1 set of 2 reps of every movement, then takes a sip of her liet coke, then she does some dumbass pretend stretch. NO STRAWBERRY, NOBODY'S LOOKING AT YOU. all onlookers are horrified by her disgusting display of fat-on-spandex.
Just a few additions, got a little pent up gym anger out. I feel much better now. hehe peace Crew.
