Fake ID..

[Jurgen]

Anyone tried this? Seems like an easy way to get away with possible petty crimes or a traffic stop.
Anyone even know where you would begin for this? I Haven’t wanted to try any random sites that pop up during a google search.

 

[Harley00]

Sounds like a good way to get bum fucked in prison.
Petty crimes are for pussies, get a real job.

 

[Chuck Spears]

Anyone tried this? Seems like an easy way to get away with possible petty crimes or a traffic stop.
Anyone even know where you would begin for this? I Haven’t wanted to try any random sites that pop up during a google search.

It only takes a minute for the cops to run the ID card number in the computer and determine its fake.
This isnt a fucking Starsky and Hutch episode, its 2022.

 

[Jurgen]

Sounds like a good way to get bum fucked in prison.
Petty crimes are for pussies, get a real job.

As in possession of steroids. You do realize you’re on a steroid site where people do have in their possession illegal substances? Maybe you forgot.

 

[Jurgen]

It only takes a minute for the cops to run the ID card number in the computer and determine its fake.
This isnt a fucking Starsky and Hutch episode, its 2022.

You could have just said you don’t know. Or better yet nothing at all?

 

[Harley00]

As in possession of steroids. You do realize you’re on a steroid site where people do have in their possession illegal substances? Maybe you forgot.

I also dont take pictures of girls im fucking well they sleep like some of these donkey's on hear lately , and asking for fake ids so i can rob hard working citizens by doing petty crime , meth heads and losers do that shit.

Whats wrong with all your sarm goblins and fucking retards lately. Your moms or dads should have swallowed.....

You fucking fruits need to stop giving steriods a bad name by saying stupied shit like ...you know your on a steriod site? That doesn't mean were pedophiles and meth heads who wanna get fake ids and do petty crimes.

 

[Jurgen]

I also dont take pictures of girls im fucking well they sleep like some of these donkey's on hear lately , and asking for fake ids so i can rob hard working citizens by doing petty crime , meth heads and losers do that shit.

Whats wrong with all your sarm goblins and fucking retards lately. Your moms or dads should have swallowed.....

You fucking fruits need to stop giving steriods a bad name by saying stupied shit like ...you know your on a steriod site? That doesn't mean were pedophiles and meth heads who wanna get fake ids and do petty crimes.

Take it however you want man. Seems like you need to rant then go for it.
I just don’t want to get fucked over if I get pulled over with a little bit of sauce or cialis in my car. Obviously if I did something illegal enough to get arrested on the spot like 99% of the shit you’re ranting about they would easily find out who I am

 

[Harley00]

Take it however you want man. Seems like you need to rant then go for it.
I just don’t want to get fucked over if I get pulled over with a little bit of sauce or cialis in my car. Obviously if I did something illegal enough to get arrested on the spot like 99% of the shit you’re ranting about they would easily find out who I am

So let me gets this striaght...you dont wanna do petty crime now? you just wanna get a fake id so you can get away with a little bit of boy sauce on your face and cials.... you have seriously no idea how fucking stupied you sound.... you kids are absolutely retarded lately......

Little bit of sauce and cials..... lololol fak me i fly with gear and cials on my carry on with my real id. And hear you dip shits wanna get fake ids... to haul it in your honda civics with your fart cans which how in the fuck thats ever gonna help you in the first place in a traffic stop is beyond me...

Good luck, don't wanna get you to upset you'll have to pop a anti depressant and go cuddle your daddy and tell him where the bad man on meso hurt you.

 

[David44]

You can get a legit fake ID on torch , third link is what you looking for

 

[Jurgen]

You can get a legit fake ID on torch , third link is what you looking for

Not finding anything when I search for it

 

[David44]

Not finding anything when I search for it

How? You just enter „fake ID“ on torch and get a lot of results and some are even with escrow.

 

[Pineapples4Puss]

You seriously would use a fake ID for a traffic stop or petty crimes?

Good to know my tax dollars are going to fuck heads like you.

 

[notanothersnake]

Fake IDs were frowned upon but not high crime until 9-11. Now it's a felony to have a fake ID, I'm pretty sure. Definitely a bigger deal now that it used to be

Trying to escape a misdemeanor by committing a felony sounds kinda stupid.

 

[MFAAS]

Anyone tried this? Seems like an easy way to get away with possible petty crimes or a traffic stop.
Anyone even know where you would begin for this? I Haven’t wanted to try any random sites that pop up during a google search.

This will not work. What, are you gonna steal a car too? Or are you going to somehow register your car to your fake-ID identity that doesn't really exist? And then what, that will somehow get tied back to an address where you don't really live? I guess you could commit crimes on foot... then what, they're gonna book you and you're gonna have fingerprints under a false identity. That is not good. Then you go to apply for TSA Precheck to get through the airport in a reasonable amount of time and they pop you for past identity theft and whatever else they can.

Jesus man, you need to think things through further. Think it through from START allll the way to finish. It simply will not work. You'll just wind up getting in even more trouble because they WILL find out. This is a multifaceted situation, this thing we call life. At some point down the road giving a fake ID to law enforcement will come back to bite you in the fucking asshole.

 

[Chuck Spears]

You could have just said you don’t know. Or better yet nothing at all?

I was a police dispatcher for 20 years. I ran driver's licenses for a living.
When you get pulled over for a traffic stop, your information is run through the database to see if your license is valid and to, yes, verify your identity. Its very easy to figure out when retarded chump petty criminals like you are trying to pull a fast one.
A fake ID might work at the local pool hall when you/re trying to get in underage to buy beer.
But when retarded dirtbag criminals like you produce an ID card that doesnt show up in any database the cops just arrest your stupid smelly ass and leave you in jail until the fingerprint results come back.
Also, did I mention you are vermin?

 

[Demondosage]

When I was hard up for beer as a teenager my friend and I made a fake college ID. It was right after colleges started sending shit to me, I think I was in 11th grade. We used a baseball card with some thin, white printer paper taped on the front and back of the baseball card. My friends mother had just gotten a scanner and we took the logo to Richmond college and slapped it in the top left corner of the ID.

It showed a birthdate on it, a building # for my supposed “dorm of residency” and “my name”. When it came to what name we would use, my friend opened up the phone book, closed his eyes and pointed to a random name. JAMES DISHMANN, that would be my new name!

We took packaging tape and placed it over the front and back to give it a shiny appearance like it was laminated. This ID was so fucking shitty that if you looked at the back of it you could see the baseball player through the paper. The player was Cecil Fielder!

Let me tell you the type of dumb luck I had as a kid….THE DAMN THING WORKED EVERYWHERE!!

All of a sudden I was buying massive amounts of alcohol and charging ppl extra money for booze and making a nice side hustle for myself. I would drop off the alcohol and always tell the younger kids ,”Of anyone asks where you got the booze from you tell them the black guy standing outside of the gas station!

Every kid in town was using that line with their parents and the police. When my brother got busted and was asked where the alcohol came from, he responded “the black guy” and the cop began yelling “oh FUCKING BULLSHIT!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS IN TOWN ARE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS MYSTERY BLACK GUY!!! CUT THE SHIT ALREADY!!”

Then a cpl years later another kid at school was making professional drivers license fake ID’s. Used the thing twice and got busted! But that shit looking, fake college ID worked for me everyplace I used it! Good ol’ James DISHMANN, hookin’ up the whole town full of adolescents with booze!

 

[Demondosage]

When I got busted with the fake ID, I knew I was going to be in deep shit with my parents. You see, an undercover police officer was working the cash register at the local Rite Aide drugstore near Xmas time when I got in trouble. She took my fake I.D. And when I got home there was a message on our answering machine from the store manager.

I knew I had to check that answering machine before my parents got home. The store manager said that if one of my parents wanted to come down to the store with me and talk abt it then he would refrain from having me arrested. So now I’m thinking WTF do I do now? Whose mom is cool enough to pose as my mother?

Well, the answer was my friend Shawn’s mom. He had the young, cool mother that I probably could have fucked looking back on it. Anyways, the lady was poor and always hard up for money, so I told her that If she posed as my mother at the store then I would buy her cigarettes. She happily accepted my offer!

God if I could go back in time….I would have railed that lady!!

 

[MFAAS]

Man I never had a fake ID as a kid.

I just had a full beard at 16. There was a place that didn't card if you looked old enough. So I just went in and bought alcohol there because I was a fucking 6'2, fully bearded guy who worked out and absolutely did not look 16. One time my girlfriend and I were fucking in here car, and the cop though I was some old guy who hired a hooker. We both showed our IDs and of course she was a year older than me lol.

Before that though there was this one store that literally didn't have cameras in their liquor section. Me and a couple girls would walk in and just fill their purses will bottles of liquor. Then walk out and buy a candy bar or like a box of pop tarts (the pop tarts were near the liquor). Eventually one of the girls got busted though and that stopped.

Man, one time I got a full keg for a party in the woods. Me and one other guy carried that keg almost half a mile into the woods with just our hands. We were having such a good time until about 11:30. Then the cops showed up and raided it. I remember running like mad through the woods to get back to my car. had to leave the keg behind. Lost that deposit lol. I wonder if they had that keg sitting there in the evidence room for a few years after that?

I think we might need a "shenanigans and funny memories" thread to just reminisce on some of the crazy shit we all did separately in our younger lives. I am sure we've all got some good stories. Maybe we could band together and compile them all to write a book, with all the profits going to testing batches of gear? lol.

Regardless, a "shenanigans and funny memories" thread would be great.

 

[Pineapples4Puss]

I knew a couple kids in college that lost their drivers lisence for a year over fake IDs to get into college bars. We were like 19-20 years old? I never got busted with mine.

Not sure what happened with it on their record

 

[Demondosage]

Man I never had a fake ID as a kid.

I just had a full beard at 16. There was a place that didn't card if you looked old enough. So I just went in and bought alcohol there because I was a fucking 6'2, fully bearded guy who worked out and absolutely did not look 16. One time my girlfriend and I were fucking in here car, and the cop though I was some old guy who hired a hooker. We both showed our IDs and of course she was a year older than me lol.

Before that though there was this one store that literally didn't have cameras in their liquor section. Me and a couple girls would walk in and just fill their purses will bottles of liquor. Then walk out and buy a candy bar or like a box of pop tarts (the pop tarts were near the liquor). Eventually one of the girls got busted though and that stopped.

Man, one time I got a full keg for a party in the woods. Me and one other guy carried that keg almost half a mile into the woods with just our hands. We were having such a good time until about 11:30. Then the cops showed up and raided it. I remember running like mad through the woods to get back to my car. had to leave the keg behind. Lost that deposit lol. I wonder if they had that keg sitting there in the evidence room for a few years after that?

I think we might need a "shenanigans and funny memories" thread to just reminisce on some of the crazy shit we all did separately in our younger lives. I am sure we've all got some good stories. Maybe we could band together and compile them all to write a book, with all the profits going to testing batches of gear? lol.

Regardless, a "shenanigans and funny memories" thread would be great.

Agreed