cops are silly

[prodigy06]

a family member found some needles and amps of mine and called the cops. I spent like an hour having this retard cop and DEA guy talk to me about steroids. I didn't get arrested because they could not prove I bought it or that it was mine.
anyway the cop starts talking to me telling me how steroids killed Alazdo, will not only give me tits but will also that these tits will lactate, I will get acne that will never go away, my dick will shrink and I'll never hae kids, I'll get nose bleeds that wont stop, my kidneys will fail, the needles probably give me aids, and I'll get such bad roid rage and I WILL kill someone.
I just sat there stund thinking "did he seriously just say that".
So I get out of the car and the family member comes up to me and says "so, did they talk some sense into you"

...Oh, yea.

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL SO STUPID!

P.S.
They gave the drugs and needles back. Yes, GAVE THEM BACK. And I continue to use them.
[)]

 

[TestFreak]

LMAO sounds like those cops are completely misinformed, what a bunch of idiots lol

 

[dennis]

Yeah..thats funny man.....I guess you use syringes and pins you find out on the street corners that crack heads have left behind.I hope this teaches you a lesson about the terrible things that can happen during steroid usage.my tits are like 42 dd now and lactate about 1.5 litres of low fat skim each day[)]

 

[jrod196]

So thats where you've been prodigy! Thats some funny shit!

 

[HDH]

Yeah..thats funny man.....I guess you use syringes and pins you find out on the street corners that crack heads have left behind.[)]

Isn't that where everyone gets them?

HDH

 

[dennis]

Actually..no..I live in the country and do not have access to back alleys..I just reuse the ones left behind after we vaccinate cattle and sheep.

 

[HDH]

Actually..no..I live in the country and do not have access to back alleys..I just reuse the ones left behind after we vaccinate cattle and sheep.

How's that mad cow disease treating you?

HDH

 

[Bigkarch]

why would a cop and dea agent talk to you..dont sound right...dea agent would not do that

 

[sukadaddio]

Thats hillarious!

 

[JustOne]

Cops and a DEA agent find drugs, give you a stupid lecture, then let you go AND keep the drugs?

 

[role model]

How old are you prodogy06? Are you in high school still?
Sounds like they were also trying to tell you your to young for this stuff, thats why they let you go..